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Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?

 
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Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
Not long after California officially banned state-funded travel to Texas this summer, we awoke in a hotel there, behind enemy lines.

It had been decades since my last visit to the Lone Star State; our daughter had gotten an offer she couldn’t refuse there from a graduate program. That was the good news.

The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

To view Texas through Californian eyes, at least politically speaking, is to give thanks for the sheer size of this country – and for the freedom a parent has to put daylight between her kids and politicians who might do them harm.

Read more here: [link to www.sacbee.com]
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she stay in commiefornia. fucking snowflakes.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
Not long after California officially banned state-funded travel to Texas this summer, we awoke in a hotel there, behind enemy lines.

It had been decades since my last visit to the Lone Star State; our daughter had gotten an offer she couldn’t refuse there from a graduate program. That was the good news.

The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

To view Texas through Californian eyes, at least politically speaking, is to give thanks for the sheer size of this country – and for the freedom a parent has to put daylight between her kids and politicians who might do them harm.

Read more here: [link to www.sacbee.com]
 Quoting: LoneStarRising


Really?

He went to Austin, the liberal shithole of Texas... and he thought we were backwards? Is California really worse than Austin?

Good thing he did not wander too far out of the city. He would have had to write about that load he dropped in his pants.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
No! Your California kid is not safe in Texas. Texas is not a safe space for you, your kids, or anyone who thinks like you. Go tell all of your neighbors and stay in California or at least stay out of Texas.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
Serious question: Would it be better to annex off California and avoid civil war or should we just have a civil war and get it over with?
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Fuck off and stay the fuck away from TX.....we don't want you here!!!
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No! Your California kid is not safe in Texas. Texas is not a safe space for you, your kids, or anyone who thinks like you. Go tell all of your neighbors and stay in California or at least stay out of Texas.
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No! Your California kid is not safe in Texas. Texas is not a safe space for you, your kids, or anyone who thinks like you. Go tell all of your neighbors and stay in California or at least stay out of Texas.
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Well said, LoneStar!
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No. Too soft to be a Texan. Stay in Commiefornia.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
No! Your California kid is not safe in Texas. Texas is not a safe space for you, your kids, or anyone who thinks like you. Go tell all of your neighbors and stay in California or at least stay out of Texas.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ In fact it's down right hostile to your snowflake kid!
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Serious question: Would it be better to annex off California and avoid civil war or should we just have a civil war and get it over with?
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What are you suggesting should be done about the tens of millions of conservatives, independents and U.S. military personnel in California, then, if CA is annexed off?

I don't think you realize how valuable a state California is, or how many patriots live here.

I also don't think you realize that there's absolutely no way that any of us will allow our beautiful state to be annexed off by those in other states who don't fully comprehend the situation, here.
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Collage age and mommies still trying to protect him? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With that upbringing there's no place on the planet that's safe for him EXCEPT commiefornia!
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No. Texas is not the place for you. We're passing laws as fast as we can banning Sharia law, banning sanctuary cities, we're deporting as fast as possible. The wall will be built one way or the other starting in Texas. There are no refugees being allowed in until safety for citizens can be guaranteed. In short, Liberals are not faring very well here.
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I'd love to come to Texas. I'm stuck behind enemy lines in upstate NY. I've also lived in Commiefornia, but rather than making me Liberal, I'm the complete opposite. I'm only here because I grew up here and have family. 50+ years of Democrat rule have ruined this state and devastated the area I live in. There are no jobs, everything is run down...
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Is Texas safe from you? Are you bring along liberal voting and nanny state bill shit?
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I'd love to come to Texas. I'm stuck behind enemy lines in upstate NY. I've also lived in Commiefornia, but rather than making me Liberal, I'm the complete opposite. I'm only here because I grew up here and have family. 50+ years of Democrat rule have ruined this state and devastated the area I live in. There are no jobs, everything is run down...
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Come on down then!
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
No! Your California kid is not safe in Texas. Texas is not a safe space for you, your kids, or anyone who thinks like you. Go tell all of your neighbors and stay in California or at least stay out of Texas.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
I'd love to come to Texas. I'm stuck behind enemy lines in upstate NY. I've also lived in Commiefornia, but rather than making me Liberal, I'm the complete opposite. I'm only here because I grew up here and have family. 50+ years of Democrat rule have ruined this state and devastated the area I live in. There are no jobs, everything is run down...
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Stuck here in Upstate too hf Unfortunately the only Trump supporters I've seen are driving beaters at 100mph, flying down from Mexico & Central Square lol
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
After growing up in Austin and recently moving to LA for school I can confirm this part of California is a lost cause.
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The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

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That's part of why I moved to Texas four years ago. I fucking hate Californicatia and everything it stands for.
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agreed..stay the f out of Texas you bunch of crazy communist freaks
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The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

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That's part of why I moved to Texas four years ago. I fucking hate Californicatia and everything it stands for.
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Welcome to Texas :) It is true, no one messes with Texas.
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No, Texas is not safe for her daughter. They all need to stay out of our great state! Texans are getting fed up with the liberal BS.
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The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

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That's part of why I moved to Texas four years ago. I fucking hate Californicatia and everything it stands for.
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Welcome to Texas :) It is true, no one messes with Texas.
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Thanks, I'm from the Wash. D.C. region and Texas is a huge improvement over that. Weather doesn't matter, summers here (SE Tx) are not much worse than I'm used to and winters are much easier to deal with.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
I have seen a couple of these shirts around:

donotcali
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
Not long after California officially banned state-funded travel to Texas this summer, we awoke in a hotel there, behind enemy lines.

It had been decades since my last visit to the Lone Star State; our daughter had gotten an offer she couldn’t refuse there from a graduate program. That was the good news.

The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

To view Texas through Californian eyes, at least politically speaking, is to give thanks for the sheer size of this country – and for the freedom a parent has to put daylight between her kids and politicians who might do them harm.

Read more here: [link to www.sacbee.com]
 Quoting: LoneStarRising



Texas dont want your Cali liberal lifestyles stay in Cali.
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Not long after California officially banned state-funded travel to Texas this summer, we awoke in a hotel there, behind enemy lines.

It had been decades since my last visit to the Lone Star State; our daughter had gotten an offer she couldn’t refuse there from a graduate program. That was the good news.

The bad news was, she’d be spending the next several years in a state whose political leaders are pathologically hostile to the blue state where she was born and raised.

To view Texas through Californian eyes, at least politically speaking, is to give thanks for the sheer size of this country – and for the freedom a parent has to put daylight between her kids and politicians who might do them harm.

Read more here: [link to www.sacbee.com]
 Quoting: LoneStarRising


Absolutely not safe.

Please stay away.
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Re: Guns, bathroom bills, deportation: Is Texas safe for my California kid?
Austin is super liberal.

Don't understand why people get offended when their ideas are discounted. If you want people to agree with you, stay around people who agree with you. To whine that a region doesn't share your views is moot.
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I have seen a couple of these shirts around:

:donotcali:
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I have that shirt. Every time I wear it someone always acts like they don't get it.... well they do get it they just don't know how to express dislike openly.

Funny thing is, most of those who say something aren't from cali, they are just liberals and know it's a conservative shirt.
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she stay in commiefornia. fucking snowflakes.
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This.

Welcome to Texas, now go home.
We're full.

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Austin is super liberal.

Don't understand why people get offended when their ideas are discounted. If you want people to agree with you, stay around people who agree with you. To whine that a region doesn't share your views is moot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72712988


It's a symptom of liberalism.
They can't and never will be able to defend their positions intellectually on an equal playing field in the arena of ideas.

That's why they invented Newspeak/Political Correctness: Ban opposing ideas so that theirs is the only voice.

That's why they crave an all-powerful state. They must rule, because they cannot lead.

Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 07/17/2017 11:03 AM
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Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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