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DO ALIENS BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST?

 
Thomas Dolby
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DO ALIENS BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST?
No, I'm not talking about illegal aliens.
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"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Jesus Christ never existed, was created myth by the controllers

[link to video.google.com]

[link to www.jesusneverexisted.com]
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Yes. I think they do. Atleast some of them. I wonder what the religions are like on alien planets. I'd be interested in finding out.
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One of the aliens claims to BE Jesus. Jesus Sananda he calls himself now.
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.
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[link to www.religioustolerance.org]



scroll down the page and see the similiarties beteween Jesus and Horus
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One of the aliens claims to BE Jesus. Jesus Sananda he calls himself now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2298


He probably is Jesus' best friend, hispanic Jesus. He likes to make tacos, tamales, and burritos for the poor kids who throw rocks at his donkey.
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Perhaps a personal GOD is a quaint, antiquated concept to most alien species.

Though some might accept the obviousness of a Creator, this need not necessarily correlate with our idea of a Supreme Being: more likely a supreme STATE of Being is granted.
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No, I'm not talking about illegal aliens.
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Is the bear catholic?

Does a Pope shit in the woods?
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No, I'm not talking about illegal aliens.



Is the bear catholic?

Does a Pope shit in the woods?
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Yes, yes he does.















I'm bored. :(
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stfu
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[link to www.religioustolerance.org]



scroll down the page and see the similiarties beteween Jesus and Horus
 Quoting: J_kickass 208387


Watch this video to see the similarities between Jesus, Buddha, Horus and others born to virgin mothers, then further proof that jesus absolutely never existed

[link to video.google.com]

thats why this thread and others suck so bad, talking about someone who NEVER EXISTED.... NEVER EXISTED. clear proof.
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No, I'm not talking about illegal aliens.
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


My Alien friends from Arcturia know Jesus and talk to him daily via the the inter-galactic net...
Don't blame somebody else until you have blamed youreslf first...
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 208544


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?

"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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No, I'm not talking about illegal aliens.


My Alien friends from Arcturia know Jesus and talk to him daily via the the inter-galactic net...
 Quoting: Rishi


Inter-galactic net?
Neo1
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"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


Jesus did mention something about "other sheep" he needed to visit. Maybe the other sheep were on other planets also. ^.^
God created the Universe not just this tiny little planet. Non-earthlings need to be "saved" saved also.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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Jesus, in one of his supercool statements, when the Pharasees told Jesus not to accept praise from His disciples, Jesus said "I tell you, if these become silent, the stones will cry out!" Luke 19:40

So, if the stones can cry out, so can aliens!
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


Jesus had a hard time expalining who he was, can you imagine Him telling the crowds that he knows aliens? These simple folk could not read or write and I don't think they pondered anything beyond the scope of their village.
Don't blame somebody else until you have blamed youreslf first...
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?



Jesus did mention something about "other sheep" he needed to visit. Maybe the other sheep were on other planets also. ^.^
God created the Universe not just this tiny little planet. Non-earthlings need to be "saved" saved also.
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


But, according to the bible Jesus died for our sins. He was crucified here.

Are the aliens getting a free ride?

Those bastards free-loaders!

"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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If they believed in a God that had the same ideals and did pretty much the same things in the Bible then PERHAPS it lends a little weight in favour of God existing.
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I mean, how do aliens fit into the scheme?

If, Jesus comes back one day and aliens show up too...

How to make sense of that situation?


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Re: DO ALIENS BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST?
Hello idiots

wake up call

jesus never existed

Thats why theres so many sons of gods born to virgin mothers throughout cultures and times.

Thats why Jesus mirrors other sons of gods and virgin mothers.

Thats why Jesus is symbolical for the Sun

Jesus H non-existent Christ . Get over it.
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?



Jesus did mention something about "other sheep" he needed to visit. Maybe the other sheep were on other planets also. ^.^
God created the Universe not just this tiny little planet. Non-earthlings need to be "saved" saved also.


But, according to the bible Jesus died for our sins. He was crucified here.

Are the aliens getting a free ride?

Those bastards free-loaders!

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


Another planet is like another country. Just because Jesus didn't live or die in England doesn't mean that the english shouldn't believe in Jesus. It's the same thing with other planets.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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:bearsit:


:aliendnc:
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Aliens just don't just believe in Jesus Christ; They know Him. They know He is God in the flesh and that He has condemned them to death. They also fear Him.


So, How come Jesus never mentioned while preaching down here?

Can you prove your claim?

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby



Can you prove that Jesus existed?
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Hello idiots

wake up call

jesus never existed

Thats why theres so many sons of gods born to virgin mothers throughout cultures and times.

Thats why Jesus mirrors other sons of gods and virgin mothers.

Thats why Jesus is symbolical for the Sun

Jesus H non-existent Christ . Get over it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 208513



Idiot yourself.

Jesus was a mason full of revolutionary ideas.
After they killed him. His brother James carried the torch until he was killed too.


So, he existed.
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Idiot yourself.

Jesus was a mason full of revolutionary ideas.
After they killed him. His brother James carried the torch until he was killed too.


So, he existed.
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


Tommy, I thought he was a Carpenter??

:gemini2:
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Idiot yourself.

Jesus was a mason full of revolutionary ideas.
After they killed him. His brother James carried the torch until he was killed too.


So, he existed.


Tommy, I thought he was a Carpenter??

:gemini2:
 Quoting: 4by2



Carpenter!

That's the translation they gave to make it more appealing to the masses and to cover up the truth.

"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Carpenter!

That's the translation they gave to make it more appealing to the masses and to cover up the truth.

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


So, you're saying that he was a stonemason??
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Carpenter!

That's the translation they gave to make it more appealing to the masses and to cover up the truth.



So, you're saying that he was a stonemason??
 Quoting: 4by2


No, a Mason.
The Essenes were masons. Like freemasons.

"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6

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