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My neighbor's glaucoma is getting BETTER!
My neighbor had become unofficially legally blind in recent months particularly. Although his eyesight was rather poor a year ago, it seems like his vision had really deteriorated in the last year. All he could see was out the sides of his eyes, and not very well at that.

He has had 3 sessions with my secret Bliss Machine. Today's was 3-5 minutes. Session one was 3 minutes and session two took 5 minutes.

He's been dealing with a bunch of stuff including a feud with his neighbor, so there was a lapse between the 2nd and third sessions.

Today he could see how many fingers I was holding up, plus he noticed my thumb was sticking out sideways. After the second session, one finger looked like two fingers to him.

Today's session included a prototype that probably increased the effectiveness of the "bliss" by 100% or more.

All of his improvement is a coincidence because no medical claims are being made.

He's real interested in doing a fourth session soon. Me too. Maybe he'll have another coincidence.

The bliss machine also improves the taste of my coffee.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/19/2017 12:20 AM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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So glad to hear~ hf

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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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I was leaving because my Vista operating system isn't being supported by many major websites, including Yahoo, Paypal, Youtube and Facebook. A lot of other sites are also quite problematic.

GLP is less so. It takes repeated efforts to post anything here, but maybe that's due to DDOS issues rather than my Vista OS.

The Comedian sent me a laptop to use. Ran into a problem getting it set up, however. It might have been my phone line because my phone stopped working today.

It wasn't until 10 pm tonight that the problem was diagnosed. It was a bad telephone wire. Tomorrow I 'll try again. Hope it works because Comcast said I needed to have a tech guy come out, but he won't be here for another eight days!


Yes, I live on a very low income. Why would that be a concern of yours?
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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The latest bullshit that Kelly the Quack Spamming Shitbag is trying to promote.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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It's an invention of mine.

I wish I could share it with you. But at the present time my income is quite low and I'm not releasing any information on it until I'm able to get patent pending status.

My ideas have been stolen from me in the past on three separate occasions which is partly why I'm in the financial situation I am in.

Sorry it has to be this way.

Meanwhile there are herbal combinations that have reversed glaucoma. Google herbal remedies glaucoma.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/20/2017 11:55 AM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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He has had 3 sessions with my secret Bliss Machine.
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:tommywingy:
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So glad to hear~ hf

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Thank you, Chris. cheers
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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He has had 3 sessions with my secret Bliss Machine.
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Thanks, you made me laugh. :-)
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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Have you researched medical cannabis as a potential treatment option?
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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Have you researched medical cannabis as a potential treatment option?
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I think he might be looking into it. Not sure. He has a heavy Miami Ebonic dialect, so often I can't be sure what he is saying.

FL is a tricky place to get permission as well. Although the citizens voted for it, getting actual permission isn't easy and it might even be tied up in regulatory hell at this point.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Sounds kinky.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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It's an invention of mine.

I wish I could share it with you. But at the present time my income is quite low and I'm not releasing any information on it until I'm able to get patent pending status.

My ideas have been stolen from me in the past on three separate occasions which is partly why I'm in the financial situation I am in.

Sorry it has to be this way.
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dude - sayn it so you understand - no self promotion on that mccrap book & this bliss machine whatever the fuck. dont link to it in any posts or threads. we dont let other GLP users peddle their shit so that same standard applies to you as well.
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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She caught you going thru her purse OP....
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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It's an invention of mine.

I wish I could share it with you. But at the present time my income is quite low and I'm not releasing any information on it until I'm able to get patent pending status.

My ideas have been stolen from me in the past on three separate occasions which is partly why I'm in the financial situation I am in.

Sorry it has to be this way.
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dude - sayn it so you understand - no self promotion on that mccrap book & this bliss machine whatever the fuck. dont link to it in any posts or threads. we dont let other GLP users peddle their shit so that same standard applies to you as well.
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Congrats BC!

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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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It's an invention of mine.

I wish I could share it with you. But at the present time my income is quite low and I'm not releasing any information on it until I'm able to get patent pending status.

My ideas have been stolen from me in the past on three separate occasions which is partly why I'm in the financial situation I am in.

Sorry it has to be this way.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer



Gosh, BC, I hope things really turn around for you!!! I always watch for your posts. So glad a good friend gave you the laptop.
God bless, I hope your machine is a smashing success and your good fortune becomes assured!
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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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I was leaving because my Vista operating system isn't being supported by many major websites, including Yahoo, Paypal, Youtube and Facebook. A lot of other sites are also quite problematic.

GLP is less so. It takes repeated efforts to post anything here, but maybe that's due to DDOS issues rather than my Vista OS.

The Comedian sent me a laptop to use. Ran into a problem getting it set up, however. It might have been my phone line because my phone stopped working today.

It wasn't until 10 pm tonight that the problem was diagnosed. It was a bad telephone wire. Tomorrow I 'll try again. Hope it works because Comcast said I needed to have a tech guy come out, but he won't be here for another eight days!


Yes, I live on a very low income. Why would that be a concern of yours?
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So you are running a laptop filled with spyware and remoye desktop application sent you by a person with a long list of crimes.

Good lord...
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Sounds kinky.
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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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I was leaving because my Vista operating system isn't being supported by many major websites, including Yahoo, Paypal, Youtube and Facebook. A lot of other sites are also quite problematic.

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hey boog.

i think if you install google chrome you should be able to use all websites on vista. what browser are you using? chrome should run on vista.

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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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I was leaving because my Vista operating system isn't being supported by many major websites, including Yahoo, Paypal, Youtube and Facebook. A lot of other sites are also quite problematic.

GLP is less so. It takes repeated efforts to post anything here, but maybe that's due to DDOS issues rather than my Vista OS.

The Comedian sent me a laptop to use. Ran into a problem getting it set up, however. It might have been my phone line because my phone stopped working today.

It wasn't until 10 pm tonight that the problem was diagnosed. It was a bad telephone wire. Tomorrow I 'll try again. Hope it works because Comcast said I needed to have a tech guy come out, but he won't be here for another eight days!


Yes, I live on a very low income. Why would that be a concern of yours?
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


So you are running a laptop filled with spyware and remoye desktop application sent you by a person with a long list of crimes.

Good lord...
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Bulgarian proxies can't hide the fact that you're queer as fuck and fat.
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Here's some real world advice for those over 50 and can't afford a complete eye exam. Call around and ask what they would charge for a 'pressure check'. They'll know what your talking about. Caught in time glaucoma is no big deal.

Prescription drops can control it but the laser treatment is much better for most.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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It's an invention of mine.

I wish I could share it with you. But at the present time my income is quite low and I'm not releasing any information on it until I'm able to get patent pending status.

My ideas have been stolen from me in the past on three separate occasions which is partly why I'm in the financial situation I am in.

Sorry it has to be this way.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


dude - sayn it so you understand - no self promotion on that mccrap book & this bliss machine whatever the fuck. dont link to it in any posts or threads. we dont let other GLP users peddle their shit so that same standard applies to you as well.
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There are no links, Phen. There is no product for sale, Phen.

Meanwhile, I reported the posts of others who falsely accused me of being a pedophile along with numerous other abusive remarks. Was that on your watch? If it was, why didn't you take appropriate action? You've hit me with two red karmas whole they have gotten off scott free thus far.

It's your responsibility to apply the rules evenly and not play favorites.

Just because you might not like me, does not mean you should be playing favorites. That is a form of abuse.
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Bad idea.
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I thought you were leaving glp due to poorness.
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I was leaving because my Vista operating system isn't being supported by many major websites, including Yahoo, Paypal, Youtube and Facebook. A lot of other sites are also quite problematic.

 Quoting: Booger Cancer


hey boog.

i think if you install google chrome you should be able to use all websites on vista. what browser are you using? chrome should run on vista.
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I was using Chrome when this started. It's not just Chrome either, Firefox and Explorer don't work either. It's a situation directed at Vista and XP operating systems.

Once I get some more coffee in me, I'm going to try again. Yesterday somehow the telephone wire connection to the modem got broken, and I was unable to get the new laptop set up. I'm hoping that was the cause because the phone line has been replaced now.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/19/2017 11:45 AM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Don't go there again.
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Whats a bliss machine? I have severe glaucoma in my left eye.
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Have you researched medical cannabis as a potential treatment option?
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Since I was 18, lol. I would probably be blind without it.
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Not real smart are ya dipshit?
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A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.

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Not real smart are ya dipshit?
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Did you give yourself two red karmas for your comment? I gave you green, btw.

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 07/19/2017 01:37 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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My neighbor had become unofficially legally blind in recent months particularly. Although his eyesight was rather poor a year ago, it seems like his vision had really deteriorated in the last year. All he could see was out the sides of his eyes, and not very well at that.

He has had 3 sessions with my secret Bliss Machine. Today's was 3-5 minutes. Session one was 3 minutes and session two took 5 minutes.

He's been dealing with a bunch of stuff including a feud with his neighbor, so there was a lapse between the 2nd and third sessions.

Today he could see how many fingers I was holding up, plus he noticed my thumb was sticking out sideways. After the second session, one finger looked like two fingers to him.

Today's session included a prototype that probably increased the effectiveness of the "bliss" by 100% or more.

All of his improvement is a coincidence because no medical claims are being made.

He's real interested in doing a fourth session soon. Me too. Maybe he'll have another coincidence.

The bliss machine also improves the taste of my coffee.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Give it up Trump.
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Not real smart are ya dipshit?
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Did you give yourself two red karmas for your comment? I gave you green, btw.
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You do know that abusing the karma system is against the rules right?

Keep digging that hole.
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.

A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.

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