What's up with the cat cult on GLP?

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:batcountry:

Very true.

I got an email account for my cat several years ago. He kept getting Viagra quotes.

Is it 7am yet?
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Bat shits love cats

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Well your average cat has more personality than a bus load of 50 people.

Cats will oftenly look at you with that look that says, 'you really don't have a clue, do you'.

The human equivalent of the cat would be a young flamboyant billionaire, who understands that he's the centre of attention where ever he goes.

Cats do tend to disappear from time to time, this is where they download vital information to their collective selves on the current movements of human affairs.


Your average cat will go "Fwang" right up a 6ft fence panel with more finesse than an S-Class Mercedes wofting down the autobahn.

Cats can turn your hands and arms into their worst nightmare in nano-seconds.

Cats seem to know the art of boxing without ever having to study the art.

Cats are like physical manifestations of our missing link, there's just something about cats that we can't quite place a finger on.

Cats turn sleeping positions into memorable laughter.

Cats hit the alleyways at night and bare all the unsavoury elements and are back by morning time for breakfast looking cleaner than whistles.

Don't ever cross the wrong type of cat, he will wear you down over time with inane and constant meiowing.

When a cat packs his things to move onto the next place, he will most likely leave you with something, in my case it was fleas!


I dedicate this to my lovely black and white boy Pringle, who died in my arms 2 months ago.

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Lets spin up this thread..........

....boy-howdy, you got me with that one.