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Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago

 
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Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
I work as a research assistant at the European Space Agency in Subotica, Serbia. I'm breaking all the rules in warning you, but it has to be said.

People everywhere were in great danger last week. We had a sort of "Tsunami" approaching us, and the impact on the climate and infrastructure was inestimable. In other words, you can not actually estimate something that hasn't actually happened.

Please, I hope you saw to it that you made the same sort of preparations you would have in anticipation of a nuclear war. There are many kooky conspiracy websites that can advise you in this respect, for example, Godlike Productions. If you were fully prepared by the end of last week, which was the first week of March, then you most probably feel like a complete dunce.

I would have wished you all the best of luck last week right now, but John Titor denied my most urgent request.

I don't expect this thread to go on for 190+ pages, but if it does, I really wish you the best of luck. Nonetheless, it will keep some people very occupied for while.
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Europe is so doomed
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Buy an Iron Ark from me, and then everybody will trust you! rant
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03/15/2007 02:33 AM
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Was it visible or noticeable in some way before it hits us?
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My dog was pretty gassy last week.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
We were primarily engaged in the production of space toys for the kids, and we were first and foremost concerned with the impact on our kids TV watching habits.

As I said, it's been almost impossible to estimate what the effect was, since no effect at all is impossible to estimate. The authorities always ask for a "ballpark" number whenever faced with an unknown, and our answer to them was 'minus 20.'
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Yes...the readings show a speed of 700 km/sec ,constant ,last time I checked the www2.nict.go.jp site
When this speed will decrease prepare for the actual wave
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more please, OP, your credibility is in question.
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thread whore...
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Was it be visible or noticeable in some way before it hit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 678343uuu2764565gr655678868ywcxf6868



In terms of visibility, you probably saw the effects translated into especially nice weather in Southern California in the first week of March. The sun also "darkened." This is called, in English, "night time", giving the impression that less light is reaching the earth, whereas in fact what you experienced then, probably after midnight, was turning in for the night and having quite a restful sleep.

Other space toy developers also began to suffer allergies in the first week of March, although we hoped to mitigate the worst effects with the now popular allergy medicine, "Alavert."
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...OMG!! SNI BONG is almost here?? Across the galaxy it comes and perturbes all in it's path, the might of SNI BONG!!! It has been FORETOLD by those who channeled through dengue fever with an astounding renouncement of denial! All Hail! Sni Bong!!
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..It Has Arrived!!! SNI BONG!!

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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
ESA, could you please tell us why you were so concerned about this and who told you about this event.
Are you allowed to talk about it, and if no, why?
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ESA, could you please tell us why you were so concerned about this and who told you about this event.
Are you allowed to talk about it, and if no, why?
 Quoting: Hippopotamus Coward 208602



I write a lot about space toy specs and new amusements for kids, particularly Galileo Blox and FuNGaMES. That's my field of research. Most of my work involves writing report cards appended to requests for greater fucking around, so I have to know just as much about the way in which the EU Amusement Commission works as I do about space toy technologies.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Mods, PLEASE PIN THIS THREAD!!!

This was important last week!!!!!
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03/15/2007 03:06 AM
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LOVE JESUS!

--Completely Panicked Christian
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
What you are saying it was totally aligned with this (?):

PREMOTE VIEWER: GALACTIC WAVE ARRIVED IN LAST WEEK?
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can you explain more about this energy wave, especially how it was detected. and which space toys and amusements were used to detect it.
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can you explain more about this energy wave, especially how it was detected. and which space toys and amusements were used to detect it.
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Diagnostic equipment via our "Kewl Satellite" line of space toys. Another poster also wondered about the integrity of a "prewarn", yet this is actually a "postwarn" since I'm telling you a week later.
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What you are saying it was totally aligned with this (?):

POSTMOTE VIEWER: GALACTIC WAVE ARRIVED IN LAST WEEK?

Note: Postmote viewing is far more accurate than premote viewing since the viewing happens after the fact, which well accords with the O.P.s 20/20 hindsight.
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Asshat!
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Asshat!
 Quoting: Nonasshat 208602


If you are referring those B.S. flags to me, frankly, I could not agree with you more.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
OMG THE WORLD'S GOING TO END!!! It's absolute havoc and chaos here... planes are falling from the sky, buildings have fallen to the ground, the streets are littered in demolition, people are having to walk everywhere, and there's riots, people stealing and fighting. The sky has turned black during daytime and storms ravish our planet...its hard to breathe with all this ash everywhere, not to mention toxic fumes and radiation. Many people have died and their bodies lay on the streets. We are also experiencing earthquakes and tremors every minute. GOD HELP US! there are many people who are getting sick and dying its the end of the world as we know it!































At least the internet is fine :P
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Good thread OP.

I wonder where is that Dilato-tard and the rest of the woo-woo's who really believed in the orginal "salami" crap-thread. Woo-wooo.

Stupidity at max for woo-woos.

Keep up the good work.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Reminds me of Eric Julien and the "alien splintered" comet fragment that was going to hit mid-Atlantic and cause a tsunami that woould wipe-out millions of people. When it didn't happen the story suddenly became: "The world-wide alert of May 25, 2006 was a complete success. On May 25th the U.S. temporarily abandoned their policy of pre-emptive nuclear war, which had been the root cause of the alert. A deadly war with atomic weapons was avoided, or rather, adjourned.

The line I liked was this one:

This is why, although giant record-sized waves appeared, the mega-tsunami did not occur. scratching
[link to www.savelivesinmay.com]
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Nice job OP bump

Because i'm fucking amused and wearing an asshat.
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
When will the serbian guy come back ??
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When will the serbian guy come back ??
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Doubtful that he will.

Oh. Wait. Never mind. That's me, isn't it? Sometimes role-playing confuses me.
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When will the serbian guy come back ??
 Quoting: Concerned Citizen 208602



Der "serbische Kerl" ist ein Subotica Wurstverkäufer, der die Nachtschicht bearbeitet und ein Astrophysiker durch Tageszeit ist. Trotz seines tiefen Wissens der Astrophysik, weiß er NICHTS über Raumspielwaren und -unterhaltungen. Er fälscht die Tatsache, daß es UNMÖGLICH ist, eine wurstförmige Fertigkeit zu errichten, um das galaktische tsunami zu vereiteln. Er und er allein sind der, wer prägte die Bezeichnung ' galaktische Salami.'
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
I just posted a story being run on local Minnesotan radio this morning, about a strange event witnessed by many people around 3am:

There was a flash of light, then a rather cute and coy pair of perky breasts that grew to over twice the diameter of normal breasts appeared.

I am at this time still listening to the peoples accounts as they ring into the station, the link is www.abc.net.au/perkybreasts. As yet there is nothing on their site and I have emailed them and rung the station requesting that they please run this story on their site so as I can get this story confirmed. Especially, I want to see the pictures of these breasts to confirm for myself if they are real.

I was wondering if this event could in some way be connected with noting in particular?
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Re: Tsunami from outer space: Please prepare yourselves for unimaginable destruction about a week ago
Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here are the cute perky Breasts!, or there; believe it not.

For there shall arise really irritating Christians, who quote the bible really well, but seem not to be able to form an original thought if it is not bible related; and shall show great signs and wonders, like, they can cut and paste bible quotes; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very idiotic and gullible amnongst you!

Behold, I already told you last week!

Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, there is a wave of photons flying through space; look not into the sky: behold, if there are signs of perky breasts; believe it not, for he is one not logged on to godlike productions!

For as the bullcrap cometh out of the east, and blathereth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Galactic Tsunami be.

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