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Best Trolls of All-Time Top Ten List

 
Anonymous Coward
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First - I vote Trump for best troll.

But on GLP - I give it to the AC that started this thread:
Thread: Something Just Went BEZERK in the Gulf of Mexico. The US Navy just sunk a French Submarine

7 years and 1685 pages and still going.

And it's kinda scary that I was already an old timer when that thread started. I'm getting old. Dammit!
 Quoting: Copernica the Proud American


Yeah, that had quite a run. "Oil spill was a coverup" for subs searching for Atlantean technologies, & etc. There were lots of takers on it, too. One guy was gonna rent a boat and see if it was "really true".

Some really gullible NZ folks on that one, as I recall...
New Zealand - full of cucks, queers, and sheep. And most of the sheep don't visit this site.
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Please submit your candidate

A tally will be arranged with the top ten within 24 hours.

Be well.
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I just made a doodie
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Please submit your candidate

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Be well.
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I just made a doodie
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DOO DOO
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Please submit your candidate

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Be well.
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I just made a doodie
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DOO DOO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


I'm talking about my doo doo
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Please submit your candidate

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Be well.
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I just made a doodie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


DOO DOO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


I'm talking about my doo doo
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Poop for y'all that don't know what doo doo mean
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07/26/2017 01:05 AM
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Ttowngirl
 Quoting: CigarTigher


You're right!!! Forgot about them! That's when GLP was dropping it like It's hot!

What about Kate ??
 Quoting: Indysmindy


From Canada?

She was always drunker than hell. She hasn't posted in a long time...I hope she's okay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72920563



She got it together, quit drinking.

I think she's doing fine.


thumbs
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YAY! 5a

She was a damn good looking MILF! 5a
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W.W. Raupp

angryface I hated that motherfucker!
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I just made a doodie
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


DOO DOO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


I'm talking about my doo doo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


Poop for y'all that don't know what doo doo mean
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72142409


it's called "Dookie". And remember -

Accidents happen, whether you're awake, or you're nappin'.

baby baby baby baby baby baby
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:ninjatard:
 Quoting: Mike Ehrmantraut


Dude, those 'Chucks' so look like dildos. perfect irony in that, given the picture and its [implied] context.
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Drunk lady from glp voice chat a few years ago..fuck i can't think of her name.

I still hear her in my heart.

twirl
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The one with the big ass revolver lol?
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07/26/2017 01:39 AM
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Olaf

winner here.

:fl4:
 Quoting: Trained Noticer



OLAF, METAL...




All Hail to Olaf! Fucking Metal-face Berzerker! FUCK YOUR YANKEE BLUE JEANS!



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07/26/2017 01:40 AM
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so nk sub in the houston harbor wasnt good trolling?
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That El Penguino fucker is an odd one
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Olaf

winner here.

fl4
 Quoting: Trained Noticer



OLAF, METAL...




All Hail to Olaf! Fucking Metal-face Berzerker! FUCK YOUR YANKEE BLUE JEANS!




 Quoting: Too Dark Park 1579482


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olaf exposed my virgin mind to more grunge porn than i even knew existed.
that guy found the absolute bottom of the barrel and brought it to the living room while avoiding ip bans like a master of the www.
the absolute most brutal sick hacker ive ever ran across.
a true master of vomitainia and theres demons in my brain.
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The cannabis troll who called the cops on her neighbour



Thread: My neighbour I reportrd for the illegal Cannabis Farm got raided by Police today. ***VID
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Trolls trolling trolls. Some of the best the internet has ever seen.
These guys are legend.

Last Edited by Destructor on 07/26/2017 02:00 AM
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Drunk lady from glp voice chat a few years ago..fuck i can't think of her name.

I still hear her in my heart.

twirl
 Quoting: Some Guy in Indiana


I remember her. Trin and Chip ripped her to shreads!
 Quoting: BoatyMcBoatFace


Damn what was her name, always bitched about her labtop mic and said she worked in the wholesale foods industry.

lmao
 Quoting: Some Guy in Indiana


That was Reva, she was up in east Texas, hilarious.

David Allen was the other one that was always causing a scene, telling stories how his buddy sucked him off in the woods when they were kids and when the cops tazed him bc his got mad when his daughter snuck a black dude in the house. His wife was kittie.

But Dr.Hoecker was great with his YouTube videos
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." --Oscar Wilde
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Another voice chat guy i remember..

Skeeter


Good laughs, lol

Age of Conan!
 Quoting: Some Guy in Indiana


Yea, skeeter was hilarious. Crazy jarhead was funny too.
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." --Oscar Wilde
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Ttowngirl
 Quoting: CigarTigher


You're right!!! Forgot about them! That's when GLP was dropping it like It's hot!

What about Kate ??
 Quoting: Indysmindy


From Canada?

She was always drunker than hell. She hasn't posted in a long time...I hope she's okay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72920563


yea I remember her, from Canada, always drunk. Reva was that annoying one in the all natural goods buisnes, Mic whore
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." --Oscar Wilde
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Nostradamus would be up there too on the all time list.
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I enjoyed that one old fella from Australia named Bulla who would talk about the rainbows, how the pyramids were created to make rainbows lol.

He came into voicechat once then got a show put on for him as guest and talked in circles all night about rainbows lol
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." --Oscar Wilde
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Jeremy Beatle - the man practically invented the irl troll, well at least in the age of television.

He even came equipped with a withered stump hand, to truly hammer home his troll genius.
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Jeremy Beatle - the man practically invented the irl troll, well at least in the age of television.

He even came equipped with a withered stump hand, to truly hammer home his troll genius.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73375125


Jeremy Beadle, that is, stupid phone auto correct.
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Zxxx is B-List, dude. Then again, so are you.

Freshen up and come back later. (Not)
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granny
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:ninjatard:
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Quomodo supersit dubitatio, quod occides usque ad ultimum, omnis qui credit hoc malum doctrina, et omnem commemorationem perdere de existentium??



DOrolleyes
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Translation:
146/5000
How can any doubt remain, that they put to death: as far as to the last, every one who believes this is that which was evil doctrine, and to destroy every record of the things that exist ??

muaha
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who was that girl everyone hated?

oh ya ttown


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Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them
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I liked McGuyver, the Canadian truck driver whose spiritual practice was to talk to the bones on his dinner plate.
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