I found out my abusive boyfriend is cheating - tonight I get my REVENGE

Is it possible to get a restraining order against the cucumber?

I mean, THAT is only fair...

Take your beatings you cunt. Bitches like you seek that shit, you love every second of it. In fact, most of the bitches I know who have been beat won't fuck with a dude who won't beat them. I have zero sympathy for bitches like you. You'll play your stupid fucking game with him tonight, then you come grovelling back for more abuse. Enjoy it you stupid bitch.

Where were you when #CucumberGate first broke?

It is now a pickle.

Just sayin.

Has science gone too far?

Thread: As a Cucumber, I never saw my life turning out this way

I've been with my boyfriend for around a year and it has been the worst year of my life. He is verbally abusive and has been physically abusive to me twice. Why I stayed with him, I don't know, I'm a weak person but that all ends tonight.

Today I found out he has been fucking another girl for almost HALF of our relationship.

We are both seniors in college and home on summer break. He is staying at his mom's house. He has mommy issues which probably explains a lot of his abusiveness. Well, tonight this motherfucker is about to have some REAL mommy issues.

He is into S&M and has been trying to get me to fuck around in his parents bed while they are at their lake house until Saturday. So tonight his wish is going to come true. He's going to get fucked, really fucked in that bed.

I went out and bought police grade handcuffs and am going to play kinky and seductive. He'll fall for it. As soon as I get this asshole cuffed to the bed, it's game fucking on. Without the handcuffs he may literally kill me.

I am going to strip him down completely naked and then drop the news on him that I spoke with the other girl he's been fucking.

First I am going to gorilla tape all of his pubic hair and maybe a tight noose around his nuts. Then I am going to fill a condom with Tabasco sauce and tape onto his nasty uncircumcised dick.

He's always says to me "Let me stick it in your ass"....Tables are turning tonight. I have been soaking a cucumber in rubbing alcohol and cayenne pepper all afternoon. That's going right up his ass.

He treats his moms cats like shit too which makes me sick. So lastly I am going to cover him in baby oil and dump the dirty cat litter box all over him.

I'll give him one last fuck you and then I am leaving. His parents won't be home until Saturday so he'll have a good 24 hours to sit in shit and pain and think about what an asshole he is before his parents find him like this.

First thing tomorrow I will also be going to the courthouse to get a restraining order against him.

Holy crap - it's Pickle Rick!

Why do bad things happen to good scientists?

I knew it! Cats are now sentient enough to write GLP threads about their boyfriends!

I've been with my boyfriend for around a year and it has been the worst year of my life. He is verbally abusive and has been physically abusive to me twice. Why I stayed with him, I don't know, I'm a weak person but that all ends tonight.

Today I found out he has been fucking another girl for almost HALF of our relationship.

We are both seniors in college and home on summer break. He is staying at his mom's house. He has mommy issues which probably explains a lot of his abusiveness. Well, tonight this motherfucker is about to have some REAL mommy issues.

He is into S&M and has been trying to get me to fuck around in his parents bed while they are at their lake house until Saturday. So tonight his wish is going to come true. He's going to get fucked, really fucked in that bed.

I went out and bought police grade handcuffs and am going to play kinky and seductive. He'll fall for it. As soon as I get this asshole cuffed to the bed, it's game fucking on. Without the handcuffs he may literally kill me.

I am going to strip him down completely naked and then drop the news on him that I spoke with the other girl he's been fucking.

First I am going to gorilla tape all of his pubic hair and maybe a tight noose around his nuts. Then I am going to fill a condom with Tabasco sauce and tape onto his nasty uncircumcised dick.

He's always says to me "Let me stick it in your ass"....Tables are turning tonight. I have been soaking a cucumber in rubbing alcohol and cayenne pepper all afternoon. That's going right up his ass.

He treats his moms cats like shit too which makes me sick. So lastly I am going to cover him in baby oil and dump the dirty cat litter box all over him.

I'll give him one last fuck you and then I am leaving. His parents won't be home until Saturday so he'll have a good 24 hours to sit in shit and pain and think about what an asshole he is before his parents find him like this.

First thing tomorrow I will also be going to the courthouse to get a restraining order against him.

I've been with my boyfriend for around a year and it has been the worst year of my life. He is verbally abusive and has been physically abusive to me twice. Why I stayed with him, I don't know, I'm a weak person but that all ends tonight.

Today I found out he has been fucking another girl for almost HALF of our relationship.

We are both seniors in college and home on summer break. He is staying at his mom's house. He has mommy issues which probably explains a lot of his abusiveness. Well, tonight this motherfucker is about to have some REAL mommy issues.

He is into S&M and has been trying to get me to fuck around in his parents bed while they are at their lake house until Saturday. So tonight his wish is going to come true. He's going to get fucked, really fucked in that bed.

I went out and bought police grade handcuffs and am going to play kinky and seductive. He'll fall for it. As soon as I get this asshole cuffed to the bed, it's game fucking on. Without the handcuffs he may literally kill me.

I am going to strip him down completely naked and then drop the news on him that I spoke with the other girl he's been fucking.

First I am going to gorilla tape all of his pubic hair and maybe a tight noose around his nuts. Then I am going to fill a condom with Tabasco sauce and tape onto his nasty uncircumcised dick.

He's always says to me "Let me stick it in your ass"....Tables are turning tonight. I have been soaking a cucumber in rubbing alcohol and cayenne pepper all afternoon. That's going right up his ass.

He treats his moms cats like shit too which makes me sick. So lastly I am going to cover him in baby oil and dump the dirty cat litter box all over him.

I'll give him one last fuck you and then I am leaving. His parents won't be home until Saturday so he'll have a good 24 hours to sit in shit and pain and think about what an asshole he is before his parents find him like this.

First thing tomorrow I will also be going to the courthouse to get a restraining order against him.

I've been with my boyfriend for around a year and it has been the worst year of my life. He is verbally abusive and has been physically abusive to me twice. Why I stayed with him, I don't know, I'm a weak person but that all ends tonight.

Today I found out he has been fucking another girl for almost HALF of our relationship.

We are both seniors in college and home on summer break. He is staying at his mom's house. He has mommy issues which probably explains a lot of his abusiveness. Well, tonight this motherfucker is about to have some REAL mommy issues.

He is into S&M and has been trying to get me to fuck around in his parents bed while they are at their lake house until Saturday. So tonight his wish is going to come true. He's going to get fucked, really fucked in that bed.

I went out and bought police grade handcuffs and am going to play kinky and seductive. He'll fall for it. As soon as I get this asshole cuffed to the bed, it's game fucking on. Without the handcuffs he may literally kill me.

I am going to strip him down completely naked and then drop the news on him that I spoke with the other girl he's been fucking.

First I am going to gorilla tape all of his pubic hair and maybe a tight noose around his nuts. Then I am going to fill a condom with Tabasco sauce and tape onto his nasty uncircumcised dick.

He's always says to me "Let me stick it in your ass"....Tables are turning tonight. I have been soaking a cucumber in rubbing alcohol and cayenne pepper all afternoon. That's going right up his ass.

He treats his moms cats like shit too which makes me sick. So lastly I am going to cover him in baby oil and dump the dirty cat litter box all over him.

I'll give him one last fuck you and then I am leaving. His parents won't be home until Saturday so he'll have a good 24 hours to sit in shit and pain and think about what an asshole he is before his parents find him like this.

First thing tomorrow I will also be going to the courthouse to get a restraining order against him.

I've been with my boyfriend for around a year and it has been the worst year of my life. He is verbally abusive and has been physically abusive to me twice. Why I stayed with him, I don't know, I'm a weak person but that all ends tonight.

Today I found out he has been fucking another girl for almost HALF of our relationship.

We are both seniors in college and home on summer break. He is staying at his mom's house. He has mommy issues which probably explains a lot of his abusiveness. Well, tonight this motherfucker is about to have some REAL mommy issues.

He is into S&M and has been trying to get me to fuck around in his parents bed while they are at their lake house until Saturday. So tonight his wish is going to come true. He's going to get fucked, really fucked in that bed.

I went out and bought police grade handcuffs and am going to play kinky and seductive. He'll fall for it. As soon as I get this asshole cuffed to the bed, it's game fucking on. Without the handcuffs he may literally kill me.

I am going to strip him down completely naked and then drop the news on him that I spoke with the other girl he's been fucking.

First I am going to gorilla tape all of his pubic hair and maybe a tight noose around his nuts. Then I am going to fill a condom with Tabasco sauce and tape onto his nasty uncircumcised dick.

He's always says to me "Let me stick it in your ass"....Tables are turning tonight. I have been soaking a cucumber in rubbing alcohol and cayenne pepper all afternoon. That's going right up his ass.

He treats his moms cats like shit too which makes me sick. So lastly I am going to cover him in baby oil and dump the dirty cat litter box all over him.

I'll give him one last fuck you and then I am leaving. His parents won't be home until Saturday so he'll have a good 24 hours to sit in shit and pain and think about what an asshole he is before his parents find him like this.

First thing tomorrow I will also be going to the courthouse to get a restraining order against him.

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