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Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet

 
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Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Dang.
Even ducks and geese have enough sense to pull up their landing gear right after takeoff.

Airbus didn't incorporate a error message that they might notice?
Bad engineering.
Over-dependancy on computers is one of the newer forms of "benign things that may render you lifeless".

Airbus 319 and 320 are so heavily microprocessor dependent that I was never comfortable in them.
My friend who is half time pilot, half time Flight Director for "______" Airlines never had a good thing to say about Airbus.

In fact, years ago he used to have a bumper sticker that read " If it's not Boeing, I'm not going."
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
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They left the landing gear DOWN, moron.
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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75230293


You would think in this day and age that there would be a light or warning that the landing gear is down. Wierd. My opinion doesn't matter or give a shit.
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07/28/2017 10:55 AM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Yeah well, the blue Angels we're flying 100 feet over our town with their landing gear still down.

These are professional stunt pilots who forgot their landing gear!
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07/28/2017 10:58 AM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
FAIL.
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07/28/2017 11:04 AM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
It is a brand new A320.

They probably redesigned indicators and alarms. "Less is more".

Another example of 'inovation' by fucking stupid millenials.
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07/28/2017 11:08 AM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Gotta read those A320 operating instructions.
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07/28/2017 11:11 AM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
lol

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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Was it on auto?
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07/28/2017 11:18 AM
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When you hire the vagina, you get the vagina.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Sorry I was laughing so hard I definitely meant left landing gear down
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
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They left the landing gear DOWN, moron.
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epiclolhesright
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
bump
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When you hire the vagina, you get the vagina.
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07/29/2017 04:59 PM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
thank fuck they dont need to reverse it when it's up there

can you even imagine?
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
My wife says it's inaccurate the negative reputation women drivers get..
She says women can drive fine... It's the parking they have trouble with.
lol
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To busy nitty nattering about handbags , make up and shoes to take any notice .
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07/29/2017 05:39 PM
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Must not have had a post takeoff checklist?
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
not just women, was on a flight to Mexico City, trying to take off, we're jerking along the runway. the guy next to me says, I'm a pilot, he still has the brakes on, lol

Last Edited by Furrry Pete on 07/29/2017 05:51 PM
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Women airline pilots?
I get refund.
Wait for gray haired old
ex-fighter pilot MEN.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
not just women, was on a flight to Mexico City, trying to take off, we're jerking along the runway. the guy next to me says, I'm a pilot, he still has the brakes on, lol
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sounds awful!!
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
not just women, was on a flight to Mexico City, trying to take off, we're jerking along the runway. the guy next to me says, I'm a pilot, he still has the brakes on, lol
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OMG!
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Women airline pilots?
I get refund.
Wait for gray haired old
ex-fighter pilot MEN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75301272


had two women pilots on southwest fly me over, under and land before tornadoes, they were awesome
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Calm seas do not a sailor make,
Nor easy horses, a horseman.
And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen
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When you hire the vagina, you get the vagina.
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Oh hell is that what I smelled.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Yeah well, the blue Angels we're flying 100 feet over our town with their landing gear still down.

These are professional stunt pilots who forgot their landing gear!
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The blue angels fly with their landing gear because its apart of their show. They were probably going over maneuvers and that's what you saw, especially so low, to show off the f18s slow flying capabilities. You're comparing 2 completely different types of pilots.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Yeah well, the blue Angels we're flying 100 feet over our town with their landing gear still down.

These are professional stunt pilots who forgot their landing gear!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74713566


The blue angels fly with their landing gear because its apart of their show. They were probably going over maneuvers and that's what you saw, especially so low, to show off the f18s slow flying capabilities. You're comparing 2 completely different types of pilots.
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Agree880
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75230293


You would think in this day and age that there would be a light or warning that the landing gear is down. Wierd. My opinion doesn't matter or give a shit.
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There are. This is almost unbelievable. I don't see how this could have happen past two angels.

This may be BS...very hard to believe.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk] An unidentified source told the Times of India that the “brand new Airbus A320”, one of the most fuel efficient aircraft in existence, had struggled to climb after take-off, prompting the pilots to settle on an altitude of 24,000 feet as opposed to a usual cruising height of 35,000 feet. The source, who made a point of saying that both pilots were women, said it flew like this at 230 knots - as opposed to around 500 knots - for about an hour-and-a-half, while the extended landing gear dragged heavily on the aircraft.
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They left the landing gear DOWN, moron.
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Ignore them. Americans are becoming even dumber now than they already were.
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Re: Two women pilots leave landing gear up, nearly crash jumbo jet
Women airline pilots?
I get refund.
Wait for gray haired old
ex-fighter pilot MEN.
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Fighter pilots make the worse airline pilots.





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