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Canada may bar you for old DUI..... LET ME SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME CANADA......FUCK YOU!

 
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Canada may bar you for old DUI

By Ed Perkins
Tribune Media Services
Published March 18, 2007

If you've ever had a DUI conviction or been convicted of certain other offenses -- even minor ones -- you may not be welcome in Canada. No matter that your conviction was a youthful indiscretion, committed many years ago; it may still be enough to bar you.

With the new U.S.-Canadian agreements, border officials are able to search your background info much more easily than before. And this may be just the beginning. Before long, "data mining" examinations for past misdeeds are likely to spread to other countries.

C.W. Nevius of the San Francisco Chronicle tipped me off to this story. He had recently interviewed some American travelers who had tried to fly to Canada, only to be refused admission at the Vancouver airport and put on planes back to the U.S. Canadian border agents classed them as "inadmissible," according to government standards. You can see the entire column on www.sfgate.com (use the search tool and enter Nevius).

What makes a potential visitor to Canada unwelcome? Here's how Canada defines "inadmissible," as taken directly from the Canadian Embassy's official Web site (geo.interna tional.gc.ca/can-am/washing ton/visas/inadmissible-en .asp):

"Members of Inadmissible Classes include those who have been convicted of MINOR OFFENCES (including shoplifting, theft, assault, dangerous driving, unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of illegal substances, etc.), or of INDICTABLE CRIMINAL OF- FENCES (including assault with a deadly weapon, manslaughter, etc.). As well, those who have been convicted of DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED (DWI) are considered Members of an Inadmissible Class. Driving while under the influence of alcohol is regarded as an extremely serious offence in Canada.

"Those who have received TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS (including parking/speeding tickets, etc.) and other minor violations (i.e. littering, etc.) most likely will NOT be prohibited from entering Canada. Similarly, those who have JUVENILE CONVICTIONS (convictions for crimes committed while under age 18) most likely will NOT be prohibited from entering Canada unless they could have been tried as an adult for their offences."

The Canadian classifications for inadmissible visitors aren't new. What's new is the ability of Canadian border agents to screen -- instantly -- the records of those visitors. Basically, border agents can now pull up the same sort of information a police officer can pull up if you're subject to arrest.

The Canadians are willing to grant exceptions, but you have to ask in advance. The material from the Embassy Web site continues:

"Those who have been convicted of an offence OUTSIDE CANADA, and have had 5 years elapse since the termination of the custodial portion (if any) of the sentence imposed (not the sentence served), may apply for a Minister's APPROVAL OF REHABILITATION. The Minister's Approval will permanently remove the inadmissibility caused by conviction."

You can apply for an Approval of Rehabilitation at Canadian visa offices in Buffalo, Detroit, Los Angeles, New York or Seattle.

For now, the most stringent screening seems to be on travelers who fly to Canada. Although you have to show acceptable ID when you drive across the border, I saw no evidence of any data mining on my most recent trips.

And I don't know how many of the visitors by air actually get background checks. But you can't count on avoiding a data search, even when you enter by car. A border agent always has the right to check.

This is tough stuff. I have no idea how many typical U.S. adults may have had a DUI, shoplifting or drug possession charge sometime in their distant past, but the number has to be in the millions. What I do know is that you don't want to make arrangements for a vacation in Canada, only to be refused admission and returned home.

So if you have any of the listed "inadmissible" convictions on your record, either apply for the "Minister's Approval of Rehabilitation" or go somewhere else. And before you go somewhere else, check to see if it has started to check your past record when you enter.
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We just want to do the jobs Canadians won't do....
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HOW ABOUT LIFE IN FEDERAL PRISON FOR CANADANS WHO SELL THEIR "BC BUD" WEED PRODUCTS IN THE USA.

AND FORCED EXTRADICTION..


Hey your laws today, Our laws tomorrow!
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Big Deal...if a Canadian has a criminal record there is no chance of crossing the border into the USA. But this info mining thing is getting out of hand.
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don't drink and drive ya fucking moron
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But this info mining thing is getting out of hand.
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BINGO, I mean where do the canadians come off using our technology against us. We should just take our computers back from them...But then all the internet porn businesses would fold!
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don't drink and drive ya fucking moron
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Hey if it wasn't for alcohol you wouldn't have been born. Your mother drove drunk to get laid!
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w0w

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sad thing is,, its fucking morons like you who can't handle your fucking booze


all confused at a stop sign


brain OVERLOAD
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w0w

mr jokes


sad thing is,, its fucking morons like you who can't handle your fucking booze


all confused at a stop sign


brain OVERLOAD
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Your a hoser, no you are!
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If you Yanks can get drunk on the crap you poor schmucks have to drink, our beer will probably kill you BEFORE you get stupid enough to get behind a wheel.
Don't worry about it.
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If you Yanks can get drunk on the crap you poor schmucks have to drink, our beer will probably kill you BEFORE you get stupid enough to get behind a wheel.
Don't worry about it.
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You write pretty well for a chinese person
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if you want to get in canada, grow a beard and dress like a muslim, that way our stupid government will let you in.

but make sure you get back to your usual look once you`re in the country cause i might run you over with my jeep.
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If you Yanks can get drunk on the crap you poor schmucks have to drink, our beer will probably kill you BEFORE you get stupid enough to get behind a wheel.
Don't worry about it.

You write pretty well for a chinese person
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Blonde hair/ blue eyes, kinda far away from China, but I won't take that as an insult. China is ALLLLL over your ass, eh?
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Big Deal...if a Canadian has a criminal record there is no chance of crossing the border into the USA.
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That's true. It only applies to some though, premier Campbell got caught DUI in Hawaii and NOTHING happened to him.
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If you Yanks can get drunk on the crap you poor schmucks have to drink, our beer will probably kill you BEFORE you get stupid enough to get behind a wheel.
Don't worry about it.

You write pretty well for a chinese person


Blonde hair/ blue eyes, kinda far away from China, but I won't take that as an insult. China is ALLLLL over your ass, eh?
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Are you the biggest cockbite in canadia or what?
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don't drink and drive ya fucking moron

Hey if it wasn't for alcohol you wouldn't have been born. Your mother drove drunk to get laid!
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So Sad! You cannot admit your alcoholism and that you are a drunk driver so you attack someone pointing that out.
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"don't drink and drive ya fucking moron"

now there's the come back of the century...

must be fucking french/canadian chuckle
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While I am against the information mining OP how the hell do you think that you have any right to complain about Canada doing what the u.s.a has done for years? Hypocrite much? BTW if you don't like us why do you want to come here? We sure don't want you.
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We are all owned by the same elites at the top of the food chain. They make the rules, us peasants just obey or else. This is just another way to box the sheep in, and make it more of a pain to move around, as well as to get the southern sheep pissed at the northern sheep and vice versa. We Canadian sheep have no more input into making laws as you U.S. sheep, our boxes and freedoms are shrinking more every day. We should be friends and allies with each other, not bitching each other out, we are all the same feeder scum to our masters that want to see us caged and eliminated.
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I have driven into Canada a number of times.

Most of the time they waive you right through, especially if you are going there to spend money.

I've had more trouble comming back into the U.S.

I'ts the U.S. Border Patrol that has ALL KINDS of power over you. They can strip search you, dismantle your car, hold you in detention, and fine you, or arrest you for anything that even remotely looks suspicious?

You have zero rights, if you are a U.S. citizen you will have to prove it to a Federal Judge in Federal court.

That would only take about 2 to 4 weeks.
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Nuke these worthless pieces of shit now!
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They won't let me in to Canada on a mistaken charge that happened in 1980, I dont really give a fuck and FUCK YOU CANADA you suck shit anyway.I wanted to tell those Nazi fucks at the border to go fuck themselves what a bunch of shit, they let terrorists in but not an American that lives 50 miles away...WTF
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Canadian are fucktards, lets close the borders...
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I have a DUI on my record. I had to park my car and go inside and talk to someone but after talking to me they let me cross the border. They even let me bring my beer.
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I believe both border agencies have access to backgrounds. I am ok with that. That is their job.
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Big Deal...if a Canadian has a criminal record there is no chance of crossing the border into the USA. But this info mining thing is getting out of hand.
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I am in disbelief of this entire thread. I am a U.S. citizen that was recently in Canada, no problems.

But 15 years ago, I was arrested multiple times, charged with multiple felonies (like 70 years in prison worth of crimes), put on trial and filed two successful lawsuits against the government.

Against the government of CANADA!

They did a background check on me at the airport when I arrived... and let me in - no problems. I won the trial -- so no convictions - so nothing would have shown up as far as a conviction.

BUT, you can't have what amounts to a minor violation in the US, even a long time prior and get in -- but I can?

WTF?
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lol k

You mad?! lol.

Thank you Canada for extensively weeding out the crass.
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lol k

You mad?! lol.

Thank you Canada for extensively weeding out the crass.
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You stupid?! lol.

Thank you Canada for extensively breeding out the intelligence.
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Personally I find that strange that they don't let you in, they are stupid! period!
do you have an attitude when talking to them?
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when I cross the border to the us with my husband,I talk to them with a smile, I don't make stupid jokes,I amnot stressed because I consider them Humans whilerespecting the uniform.

Some of them,though, said some sarcasms but I understand them, we arethe ones who want to goto their country to shop and I love the States.I mean I am so bored in Canada, even if it'sa beautiful country.

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