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You dont know Jack Schitt?

 
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You dont know Jack Schitt?
For some time many have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep and Dip.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dom Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
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03/26/2007 04:54 AM
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Re: You dont know Jack Schitt?
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03/26/2007 06:30 AM
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Re: You dont know Jack Schitt?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 210042


How can u call this bs?
Its just a funny joke,,,wow
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03/26/2007 06:36 AM
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Re: You dont know Jack Schitt?
sherlock Oh Shit
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03/26/2007 07:41 AM
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Re: You dont know Jack Schitt?
NOW THAT"S GOOD SHIT!
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03/26/2007 07:43 AM
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Re: You dont know Jack Schitt?
OP must be DUMB SHIT lmao

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