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A message from Horus & the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit

 
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This is my higherself Horus. I post this into the global collective as bullshit energy. I have no need to crap on about anything more.

My name is John (pause); I am from the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit.(pause) Some totally contrived bullshit is about to happen. (pause) UFO’s are going to be all over the sky after the next batch of magic mushrooms. (pause) I am part of the utter CRAP and the Second Coming will occur after my next wank. (pause) I am Horus, the All-shitting brown Eye (end).

You can say what you like. In the Galactic Federation of bullshit my Higherself stands alongside Lord crapon of the bullshit Command. Keep your eyes open on 31st March. All this crapp I am going on about will just 'fizz' like a dud 'fire cracker'.
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Hasn't Krylon dude had Galatic armadas coming into earth orbit every week or so for like years? How many times can you say...ooooh, they were gonna show, but now it's going to be next week, again, and people still buy into that crap. I just don't get it.
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I have seen & filmed them, now what?
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The massive fleet of spaceships will appear in the sky one day. But it will be a holgraphic projection courtesy of Project Blue Beam.
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ATTENTION: LORD CRAPON User ID: 209204
This explains everything, your birth was not normal, was it? It was via the anal channel wasn't it, now you have shit all over your face like a birth mark!

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This is my higherself Horus. I post this into the global collective as bullshit energy. I have no need to crap on about anything more.

My name is John (pause); I am from the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit.(pause) Some totally contrived bullshit is about to happen. (pause) UFO’s are going to be all over the sky after the next batch of magic mushrooms. (pause) I am part of the utter CRAP and the Second Coming will occur after my next wank. (pause) I am Horus, the All-shitting brown Eye (end).

You can say what you like. In the Galactic Federation of bullshit my Higherself stands alongside Lord crapon of the bullshit Command. Keep your eyes open on 31st March. All this crapp I am going on about will just 'fizz' like a dud 'fire cracker'.
 Quoting: LORD CRAPON 209204


You have no idea who I AM, do you?. I am one of the highest energies in the Light. Listen to me, you really do need to do something about your hog breath. I was shown who you are, you eats his own shit rather than smoking it. I have the ability to track down your soul matrix very easily. The AKASHIC RECORDS now has this post of yours now on its record. You will be forgiven for your errors.

Your day will come and you will 'reach and puke like shit' as a vampire bat to the words you have written here against Horus and the Galactic Federation.

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The Akashic Records contain the entire history of every soul since the dawn of Creation. These records connect each one of us to one another. They contain the stimulus for every archetypal symbol or mythic story which has ever deeply touched patterns of human behavior and experience. They have been the inspiration for dreams and invention. They draw us toward or repel us from one another. They mold and shape levels of human consciousness. They are a portion of Divine Mind. They are the unbiased judge and jury that attempt to guide, educate, and transform every individual to become the very best that she or he can be. They embody an ever-changing fluid array of possible futures that are called into potential as we humans interact and learn from the data that has already been accumulated. [link to www.edgarcayce.org]

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THIS IS MY ORIGINAL POST REPLY... YOU COULD NOT REPLY ON THE SAME STRING IN THE LIGHT OF THE CHRIST - COULD YOU User ID: 209204 [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

I hope the crapp you are 'looking for' is in your own BOWELS allowing you to CHOKE on the TRUTH when you call to the LORD for my HELP. God help you, because you have sour grapes starting with your mouth and now they hanging out of your arse! You are in a right pickle my friend. You continue to search for the truth outside of your self, but you can't because you can swallow the TRUTH, so go within. When did you wash you teeth last after licking-up some arse as a analysis!
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I found this post 'outside the forum' with a web search.
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03/30/2007 10:47 PM
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To quote what YOU wrote...




"You have no idea who I AM, do you?. I am one of the highest energies in the Light."

Ok..mr "light"...if you are so good and holy and wonderful..then why do you rant on like some deranged SHIT obsessed FREAK??? Cant you handle sarcasm? Wuss!!!


"Listen to me, you really do need to do something about your hog breath. I was shown who you are, you eats his own shit rather than smoking it."


Yeah..you SOUND like ya gonna forgive me..just goes to show YOU are the one who eats his own shit. Forgivness my ARSE!!



"I have the ability to track down your soul matrix very easily. The AKASHIC RECORDS now has this post of yours now on its record."

Yeah,,thats it...keep track of everyone who dosent lick the shit of YOUR arse!!

and..


"You will be forgiven for your errors."


YEAH...REALLY sounds as if you will forgive...I can imagine shit eaters like you who reckon you are of the light pinning some poor soul to a table and slowly dismembering them and saying you forgive them at the same time...very illuminatyish if you ask ME

"Your day will come and you will 'reach and puke like shit' as a vampire bat to the words you have written here against Horus and the Galactic Federation."

NO you worthless damp tuft of rectal pubic hair...its YOUR day that will come..because..YOU have NO FICKING IDEA WHO I AM!!!

Be careful just WHO you FUCK with..for you dont know what you have just done by your own words...
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ATTENTION: X-FILES: SPECIAL CASE No. 491313

Ha-ha, you jerk too much and your "dark brain-matter" is now coming out of you dick-head as the dreaded clap. Give a loud applase people to proof that backward walking aliens exist and was released from Dulce Base recently after deep anal probing.

Tell me, do you do live performances in front of the Queen of England like a court jester? Careful, George Bush will send you to entertain the troops as a stand-up comedian.

Yes you are so funny, give us more, give us more, bring it on, bring it on baby!!!

How many marbles have you lost today... two you say... and you had a accident with a sausage maker at Dulce Base.

That leaves me with the forgone conclusion, you had a sex change down there and now you are a right twat!

Please do another 'copy and paste' for me again, and don't forget to edit the credits!

Horus
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03/31/2007 09:53 AM
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listen to me you pathetic cosmic SHITSTAIN!!

You and all your bend friends who probably spend hours licking the SHIT out of eachothers BUM cracks before a good anal reaming...can go and take a jump of the nearest asteroid and fall into the sun and burn in hell like the meaningless mind fucked fungus munchers you are.


You dont frighten me one bit you pathetic anal pollyp infesting the asshole of the galaxy. You and all your bumfriend space buddies are of as much use as and about as welcome as a rabbi at a Hitler youth rally...and ABOUT AS FUCKED AS ONE TOO.

Its pathetic, snott eating, bum licking, shit pumping bumpounders like YOU who give GLP a bad name..and if you ARE some full of shit horus wanker..then you give ALL aliens a bad name.

Why dont you and your gang of pointless penile pustules just fuck off and go and be useless ELSWHERE!!!a FAT fucking lot of good you done for US ya meaningless MORONS!!

The galaxy is a big place...go and annoy a planet that has intelligence to match yours...

Actually...I HEARD of a planet infested with a race of pin brained space slugs that might be more on your intelligence level....about two solar systems away...third star to the right of...oh...hang on..THATS your RETIREMENT village planet...MY mistake.
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I LOVE IT, I LOVE! OH, MY TUMMY HURTS FROM SO MUCH LAUGHTER, I AM SANTA CLAUSE, AND NOW YOU KNOW!
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Is this the same as AssStar command?
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To quote what YOU wrote...

Dude got t thaing about fecal STUFF MAN. WEIRD.
I'd leave him alone, Shit obsession ain't normal Dude!

"You have no idea who I AM, do you?. I am one of the highest energies in the Light."

Ok..mr "light"...if you are so good and holy and wonderful..then why do you rant on like some deranged SHIT obsessed FREAK??? Cant you handle sarcasm? Wuss!!!


"Listen to me, you really do need to do something about your hog breath. I was shown who you are, you eats his own shit rather than smoking it."


Yeah..you SOUND like ya gonna forgive me..just goes to show YOU are the one who eats his own shit. Forgivness my ARSE!!



"I have the ability to track down your soul matrix very easily. The AKASHIC RECORDS now has this post of yours now on its record."

Yeah,,thats it...keep track of everyone who dosent lick the shit of YOUR arse!!

and..


"You will be forgiven for your errors."


YEAH...REALLY sounds as if you will forgive...I can imagine shit eaters like you who reckon you are of the light pinning some poor soul to a table and slowly dismembering them and saying you forgive them at the same time...very illuminatyish if you ask ME

"Your day will come and you will 'reach and puke like shit' as a vampire bat to the words you have written here against Horus and the Galactic Federation."

NO you worthless damp tuft of rectal pubic hair...its YOUR day that will come..because..YOU have NO FICKING IDEA WHO I AM!!!

Be careful just WHO you FUCK with..for you dont know what you have just done by your own words...
 Quoting: LORD CRAPON 209204
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This is my higherself Horus. I post this into the global collective as bullshit energy. I have no need to crap on about anything more.

My name is John (pause); I am from the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit.(pause) Some totally contrived bullshit is about to happen. (pause) UFO’s are going to be all over the sky after the next batch of magic mushrooms. (pause) I am part of the utter CRAP and the Second Coming will occur after my next wank. (pause) I am Horus, the All-shitting brown Eye (end).

You can say what you like. In the Galactic Federation of bullshit my Higherself stands alongside Lord crapon of the bullshit Command. Keep your eyes open on 31st March. All this crapp I am going on about will just 'fizz' like a dud 'fire cracker'.
 Quoting: LORD CRAPON 209204


The Federation are nothing but cowards!
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The massive fleet of spaceships will appear in the sky one day. But it will be a holgraphic projection courtesy of Project Blue Beam.
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The fleet of ships appearing courtesy Project Red beam will defeat them.
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ATTENTION: LORD CRAPON User ID: 209204
This explains everything, your birth was not normal, was it? It was via the anal channel wasn't it, now you have shit all over your face like a birth mark!

A message from Horus & the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit
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This is my higherself Horus. I post this into the global collective as bullshit energy. I have no need to crap on about anything more.

My name is John (pause); I am from the Galactic Federation of utter bullshit.(pause) Some totally contrived bullshit is about to happen. (pause) UFO’s are going to be all over the sky after the next batch of magic mushrooms. (pause) I am part of the utter CRAP and the Second Coming will occur after my next wank. (pause) I am Horus, the All-shitting brown Eye (end).

You can say what you like. In the Galactic Federation of bullshit my Higherself stands alongside Lord crapon of the bullshit Command. Keep your eyes open on 31st March. All this crapp I am going on about will just 'fizz' like a dud 'fire cracker'.
 Quoting: LORD CRAPON 209204


You have no idea who I AM, do you?. I am one of the highest energies in the Light. Listen to me, you really do need to do something about your hog breath. I was shown who you are, you eats his own shit rather than smoking it. I have the ability to track down your soul matrix very easily. The AKASHIC RECORDS now has this post of yours now on its record. You will be forgiven for your errors.

Your day will come and you will 'reach and puke like shit' as a vampire bat to the words you have written here against Horus and the Galactic Federation.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The Akashic Records contain the entire history of every soul since the dawn of Creation. These records connect each one of us to one another. They contain the stimulus for every archetypal symbol or mythic story which has ever deeply touched patterns of human behavior and experience. They have been the inspiration for dreams and invention. They draw us toward or repel us from one another. They mold and shape levels of human consciousness. They are a portion of Divine Mind. They are the unbiased judge and jury that attempt to guide, educate, and transform every individual to become the very best that she or he can be. They embody an ever-changing fluid array of possible futures that are called into potential as we humans interact and learn from the data that has already been accumulated. [link to www.edgarcayce.org]

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

THIS IS MY ORIGINAL POST REPLY... YOU COULD NOT REPLY ON THE SAME STRING IN THE LIGHT OF THE CHRIST - COULD YOU User ID: 209204 [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

I hope the crapp you are 'looking for' is in your own BOWELS allowing you to CHOKE on the TRUTH when you call to the LORD for my HELP. God help you, because you have sour grapes starting with your mouth and now they hanging out of your arse! You are in a right pickle my friend. You continue to search for the truth outside of your self, but you can't because you can swallow the TRUTH, so go within. When did you wash you teeth last after licking-up some arse as a analysis!
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The Federation are nothing but cowards! Your post "vee eight" has been record as being against the Organian Treaty.

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I found this post 'outside the forum' with a web search.
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The Federation are nothing but cowards. They destroyed the Romulan home worlds in cowardly attack. No sane or ethical race would detonate a star and cause a supernova. But that is what your Fedeation friends did to destroy Romulus and Remus!

They also used mass drivers to bombard the colony of Chintoka! My wife and child died to their cowardly action.

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ATTENTION: X-FILES: SPECIAL CASE No. 491313

Ha-ha, you jerk too much and your "dark brain-matter" is now coming out of you dick-head as the dreaded clap. Give a loud applase people to proof that backward walking aliens exist and was released from Dulce Base recently after deep anal probing.

Tell me, do you do live performances in front of the Queen of England like a court jester? Careful, George Bush will send you to entertain the troops as a stand-up comedian.

Yes you are so funny, give us more, give us more, bring it on, bring it on baby!!!

How many marbles have you lost today... two you say... and you had a accident with a sausage maker at Dulce Base.

That leaves me with the forgone conclusion, you had a sex change down there and now you are a right twat!

Please do another 'copy and paste' for me again, and don't forget to edit the credits!

Horus
 Quoting: vee eight 199346


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Is this the same as AssStar command?
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The one commanded by Rear Admiral BRIEF and Rear Admiral Aggie?
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The massive fleet of spaceships will appear in the sky one day. But it will be a holgraphic projection courtesy of Project Blue Beam.
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