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09/01/2006 14:56 - (SA)

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Cairo - An Egyptian cleric's controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage".

The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite network Dream's popular religious talk show and on the front page of Sunday's Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt's leading independent daily newspaper.

Suad Saleh, who heads the women's department of Al-Azhar's Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for "anything that can bring spouses closer to each other" and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."

For his part, Al-Azhar's fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other's genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.
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Have an ex that felt the same way. lol
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Fine example of the low mentality the muslim posses.

Please drop a nuke on them soon!


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Drop a nuke on the whole of the islamic world - get rid of these stupid cave dwelling moon worshipping bastards.
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Of all the ridiculous things I've heard.

Sex within marriage is meant to be enjoyed.

How much enjoyment can there be if you are wrapped up in a burka with the lights turned out.

You might find out you are screwing a camel.

The human body was meant to be naked during sex.

If your going to make some type of moral thing about sex , maybe you should make it illegal to tape the sex or have sex where other people can see you. This would help protect the dignity of sex and make sure it doesn't end up on a "girls gone wild" or porn video.
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This is pinnable material! thumbups
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.
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Does the camel have to wear a veil too?
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"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.
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lmao
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you know, if God (or Allah in this case), had wanted us to run around naked, we'd have been born that way! ;)

(sarcasm intended)

no nudity during sex is just dang...well....silly!!!
I will accept any rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. ~ Robert Heinlein
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That's really primitive!
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
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"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Have an ex that felt the same way. lol
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That pretty much describes me too!

I try to avoid catching a glance of myself naked in a mirror.
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.
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So . . . . they're not above beastiality?
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.


So . . . . they're not above beastiality?
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


hiding
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.


So . . . . they're not above beastiality?
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Not if they can marry whites.
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Fine example of the low mentality the muslim posses.

Please drop a nuke on them soon!

 Quoting: Thomas Dolby

Be creful not to describe yourself, when accusing others.

The fact that it sparked a vigorous degate in their society is proof of the fact that the idea is not shared by all.

All societies go through a process of internal discussion, where core ideas are brought to the front and settled, (if only temporarily) thereby establishing an accepted posture on various issues until they come up again. In North America that discussion used to center around whether or not persons with dark skin had equal status. Today the discussion has expanded to include whether or not persons of the same gender should be allowed to marry.

This is all part of the healthy and normal development of a societym, which ours is busy going through too.
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Fine example of the low mentality the muslim posses.

Please drop a nuke on them soon!


Be creful not to describe yourself, when accusing others.

The fact that it sparked a vigorous degate in their society is proof of the fact that the idea is not shared by all.

All societies go through a process of internal discussion, where core ideas are brought to the front and settled, (if only temporarily) thereby establishing an accepted posture on various issues until they come up again. In North America that discussion used to center around whether or not persons with dark skin had equal status. Today the discussion has expanded to include whether or not persons of the same gender should be allowed to marry.

This is all part of the healthy and normal development of a societym, which ours is busy going through too.
 Quoting: guest 190792



wtf
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wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37525

Are you saying that you don't understand what I'm saying, or that you can't believe that Thomas Dolby would post something so short sighted?
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Fine example of the low mentality the muslim posses.

Please drop a nuke on them soon!


Be creful not to describe yourself, when accusing others.

The fact that it sparked a vigorous degate in their society is proof of the fact that the idea is not shared by all.

All societies go through a process of internal discussion, where core ideas are brought to the front and settled, (if only temporarily) thereby establishing an accepted posture on various issues until they come up again. In North America that discussion used to center around whether or not persons with dark skin had equal status. Today the discussion has expanded to include whether or not persons of the same gender should be allowed to marry.

This is all part of the healthy and normal development of a societym, which ours is busy going through too.
 Quoting: guest 190792



You got owned.

Stupid kids not payin the proper mind to learn their past.

You think they're the first ones to breed shame for nudity?
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Some cultural "fads and practices" need to be eliminated in a hurry to prevent internal harm and hostility amoung the society.

Here are a two strange ones (really true) that were in america in the past...thank God some of these died fairly quickly.

1) In the 19 th century, there was a woman (probably colder than the arctic circle) who tried to start a movement which encouraged married women to avoid sex and gave tip ideas on how to make sure their husbands would get as little sex as possible. This frigid woman said that sex was only to produce babies and that it should be avoided as much as possible and the womans "duty" was to repulse the man's impulse to have sex as much as she could possibly do so.

Thank God this movement died quickly. I think there would be alot of dead women or a whole lot of single men looking for foreign wives had this movement not died a quick death

2) Ever wonder where the phrase "that women is hysterical" ?

There was a period in american history where men were totally clueless that women even had sexual needs at all. It certainly wasn't talked about. Sex was sexual intercourse and was thought of as something that only the man needed. Women needed babies and motherhood and a provider.

So when women weren't getting there sexual needs met....they would get "hysterical" which is basically an emotional problem (really horniness) which would make them very hyper and emotional.

Men didn't want their wives to get "hysterical" so the doctors came up with a treatment for the "hysterical woman"

Now what doctor came up with the following treatment, I don't know....that doctor was probably from a less repressed society that actually realized women needed sexual pleasure. ( or he was a pervert and needed his jollies.....and why not get paid for it)....READ ON

Anyway......men would send their wives to the doctor to get treated for HYSTERIA. The doctor would massage the HYSTERICAL womans clitoris and vulva by manual stimulation by their hands. The instructions to the doctors would be to massage until the woman would convulse and let out a cry or moan. It sometimes took along time to achieve this "medical procedure" successfully.

Done successfully, the woman was no longer hysterical and would go home to her husband much more relaxed and with a better emotional outlook. Unfortunately the "hysteria" would return and more and more women would get "hysterical" and would need more of the doctor's treatements.

The doctors got extremely tired so they came up with a machine to assist in helping the women overcome her bouts with hysteria......(today we would know this as a vibrator or "personal massage device" )

Since the treatment for hysteria was done in a doctors office...and "women didn't need sex".....it was perfectly acceptable for the doctor to see the womans private parts and manually stimulate them to orgasm......

NOW HOW MANY MEN TODAY....not being in ignorance...would let their family doctor mess with their wives privates ? HMMM
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Does the camel have to wear a veil too?
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That could be anyone under there!

:extremehij:

Man, where is Dil when you need him?
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What a strange bunch of people.







FREE LS!
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Jesus and thought some of my fellow Catholics were repressed.
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Drop a nuke on the whole of the islamic world - get rid of these stupid cave dwelling moon worshipping bastards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 222516


Nuke the whole human race for our being stupid enough to contemplate nuking somebody!

5a
Rarrgh!
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It is allowed, however, to be naked with your camel.


So . . . . they're not above beastiality?
 Quoting: SpectrumBlue


Take any information about a race or ethnicity you get off of GLP with a grain of salt. Back on planet Earth, bestiality is one of the many things that will get you executed in strict Muslim countries. Whether one view this as a good or bad thing is up to the individual.
Rarrgh!
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Does the camel have to wear a veil too?


That could be anyone under there!

:extremehij:

Man, where is Dil when you need him?
 Quoting: Grizzled Old Goat


Touche!
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Can't have sex with your knickers still on. Get naked.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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Fine example of the low mentality the muslim posses.

Please drop a nuke on them soon!


:Borat:
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby


You are why we must keep abortion legal. Are you Muslim? if not why do you care what Muslims do or don't do in matters of sex? You know what I wish? I wish we could heard all of you ignorant, self-righteous, retarded, red-necked, primitive-thinking, jack-asses into one small area and drop a nuke on you. The world would be a far better place without you and your types in it.
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Drop a nuke on the whole of the islamic world - get rid of these stupid cave dwelling moon worshipping bastards.


Nuke the whole human race for our being stupid enough to contemplate nuking somebody!

5a
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There is intelligent life on this board. THANK YOU
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Let's get necked.. 5a
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Some cultural "fads and practices" need to be eliminated in a hurry to prevent internal harm and hostility amoung the society.

Here are a two strange ones (really true) that were in america in the past...thank God some of these died fairly quickly.

1) In the 19 th century, there was a woman (probably colder than the arctic circle) who tried to start a movement which encouraged married women to avoid sex and gave tip ideas on how to make sure their husbands would get as little sex as possible. This frigid woman said that sex was only to produce babies and that it should be avoided as much as possible and the womans "duty" was to repulse the man's impulse to have sex as much as she could possibly do so.

Thank God this movement died quickly. I think there would be alot of dead women or a whole lot of single men looking for foreign wives had this movement not died a quick death

2) Ever wonder where the phrase "that women is hysterical" ?

There was a period in american history where men were totally clueless that women even had sexual needs at all. It certainly wasn't talked about. Sex was sexual intercourse and was thought of as something that only the man needed. Women needed babies and motherhood and a provider.

So when women weren't getting there sexual needs met....they would get "hysterical" which is basically an emotional problem (really horniness) which would make them very hyper and emotional.

Men didn't want their wives to get "hysterical" so the doctors came up with a treatment for the "hysterical woman"

Now what doctor came up with the following treatment, I don't know....that doctor was probably from a less repressed society that actually realized women needed sexual pleasure. ( or he was a pervert and needed his jollies.....and why not get paid for it)....READ ON

Anyway......men would send their wives to the doctor to get treated for HYSTERIA. The doctor would massage the HYSTERICAL womans clitoris and vulva by manual stimulation by their hands. The instructions to the doctors would be to massage until the woman would convulse and let out a cry or moan. It sometimes took along time to achieve this "medical procedure" successfully.

Done successfully, the woman was no longer hysterical and would go home to her husband much more relaxed and with a better emotional outlook. Unfortunately the "hysteria" would return and more and more women would get "hysterical" and would need more of the doctor's treatements.

The doctors got extremely tired so they came up with a machine to assist in helping the women overcome her bouts with hysteria......(today we would know this as a vibrator or "personal massage device" )

Since the treatment for hysteria was done in a doctors office...and "women didn't need sex".....it was perfectly acceptable for the doctor to see the womans private parts and manually stimulate them to orgasm......

NOW HOW MANY MEN TODAY....not being in ignorance...would let their family doctor mess with their wives privates ? HMMM
 Quoting: Dr_Kynes 192414

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