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What is the Best Way to Pass a Pee Test?

 
Anonymous Coward
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What is the Best Way to Pass a Pee Test?
Besides not smoking.
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KDUse someone elses. Dragon pee is available for only $10 per empty whisky bottle, plus $9.99 post and packing.
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Use someone elses. Put it in a flask and bring it in a big pot of boiled water to keep it warm. Put it in your underwear right before you walk in. It will cool enough to be perfect in about 5-15 minutes after they keep you waiting. If they make you wait longer than 15 minutes, just walk back out and stick the flask back in the water for a few minutes. Not that I've ever done this.
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Won't work if they have a pecker checker on duty to make sure its tap and not bottled!
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if its a preemployment screening to my knowledge they cant observe......... get hurt on the job , they can, not real sure, i used someone elses sample and just kept the sample in the warm car, have a temp strip tho to ensure its not too cool.... i have failed about four tests with supplements!
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Besides not smoking.
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You're far too stupid to understand.


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Go buy some herbs at the health food store. Echinacea, Red Clover...whatever else you can take.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Pass a Pee Test?
Besides not smoking.
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be clean and sober. 5a
Anonymous Coward
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Stop using drugs
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SHIT IN THE CUP INSTEAD
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with rubber gloves on.
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PRAY ! ;) Or use your MIND to DILUTE/BREAKDOWN the THC.
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The best way to past a Pee test is to not do things that would cause you to worry about passing it.

I am completely against pee testing because it can show if a woman is pregnant. Though many say it is not legal to be used against you, you know they do.
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I think the best way to pass a pee test is very similar to the best way to pass a homeless person, you just keep walking by it. This is entirely my opinion however, there may be better ways of passing them. My method, however, has a 100% success rate. Simply dont take them, period. If you think you NEED to because of a job, I swear there are literally hundreds of thousands of jobs that you could take without pissing in a cup.
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Have passed many gov. pee test. Best way is to drink at least a gallon of water or until your urine is coming out clear like water. It called a flush. The test will not pick up anything. Drink water my friend lots of it.
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dilution will only work if they are using a crappy dipstick test or if they simply dont care that it's diluted. the miracle drinks don't work as they only dilute and the same goes for anything that calls for 'tons of water'. don't bother paying the money if the job specifies that a diluted result = a fail. if these people use a serious lab that tests specific gravity (most likely) or your creatine levels then the only way to pass is to quit for a while (at least 30 days) and exercise regularly (exercise = increase metabolism = gets rid of fat where thc is stored) or use someone else's urine. trust me, i just failed two tests for dilution and am now jobless.
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how about realizing there is NO foolproof way, except NOT to indulge...and acting accordingly?? Most places nowadays have pee tests...you looking for a job....then use your head, don't use drugs...only failsafe way there is..rr
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masturbate right before you go in. the semen in your piss will throw off the test ;)
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i see a docum on tv that show somes poeple that take pavot cake that fail this test too hehe...



and whats append over your work period its private ..


if you want to take a drink or smoke somes weed after wors its your problem and not all people problem if you enter the work the morning after fresh and ready ...


its my opinion



i see somes peoples drink a lot of beer and enter the morning at job and he was drunk again .... and its legal and have no problem to pass the test ....
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I once held a gun to my PO's head and made him piss in the cup for me. I then realized when the bathroom door is closed, he would easily suck my dick as well.
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MY SOCALLED BROTHER USE TO DRINK PICKLE JUICE.WORKED EVERY TIME. HUM I WONDER IF ITS THE VINEGAR? COULD BE.
NOW IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO PASS, THEN TRY AND CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
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The urinator and use substituted urine. Works like a charm


www.urinator.com
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I passed one about three months ago.. I am/was a habitual pot smoker.. I somehow passed after three days of not smoking.. However, I have moderate daily excersize and always drink lots of water.. About 4-5 % body fat.. Easy to pass for skinny guys... Good luck
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GO TO YOUR LOCAL SMOKE SHOP AND ASK FOR SOME URINELUCK OR YOUR IN LUCK WE HAVE UNRINELUCK!!

[link to www.drugtest-solutions.com]
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I passed one about three months ago.. I am/was a habitual pot smoker.. I somehow passed after three days of not smoking.. However, I have moderate daily excersize and always drink lots of water.. About 4-5 % body fat.. Easy to pass for skinny guys... Good luck
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They pee test you for smoking? wtf??
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I passed one about three months ago.. I am/was a habitual pot smoker.. I somehow passed after three days of not smoking.. However, I have moderate daily excersize and always drink lots of water.. About 4-5 % body fat.. Easy to pass for skinny guys... Good luck

They pee test you for smoking? wtf??
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Smoking pot?? Yup, drug an alcohol counselers will do that do ya.. Bastards lol
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I passed one about three months ago.. I am/was a habitual pot smoker.. I somehow passed after three days of not smoking.. However, I have moderate daily excersize and always drink lots of water.. About 4-5 % body fat.. Easy to pass for skinny guys... Good luck

They pee test you for smoking? wtf??


Smoking pot?? Yup, drug an alcohol counselers will do that do ya.. Bastards lol
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oops, somehow failed to see the word pot in your post hiding
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First make sure you get your bladder empty first thing in the morning (most concentrated, highest specific gravity).Drink a shitload of water before hand then go get a 32 ounce diet coke with caffeine and drink that. Then hang around till you have to go, believe me you will have to go, and take the test. Your piss will have such a Decreased urine specific gravity, (It will be really diluted) They wont be able to use it for anything.

Beware if this as a pre-employment screen, they will want a good sample that they can test before they hire. So this wont work for anything more than maybe buying you a days time. before thay ask for another one.
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I once held a gun to my PO's head and made him piss in the cup for me. I then realized when the bathroom door is closed, he would easily suck my dick as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 297231


Damn, I wish I'd thought of that. All this foot tapping I've been trying has got me nowhere.

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