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Coilette  User ID: 1504994  Australia08/17/2011 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Coilette User ID: 1504994 Australia08/17/2011 09:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have passed many gov. pee test. Best way is to drink at least a gallon of water or until your urine is coming out clear like water. It called a flush. The test will not pick up anything. Drink water my friend lots of it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 227622Although I don't advocate drug use in any way, this is correct. If it is too diluted they WILL ask you about it, and if you don't have a pretty good reason it will be suspicious. The correct answer is "I do a lot of exercise and was exercising this morning" (it is reasonable for a person to drink lots of water when they are exercising) |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1509042  United States08/17/2011 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have smoked heavily in the Herby department and passed a pee-pee test many a time. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15090421. Drink a gallon of cold water with a few drops of bleach, a few drops mind you. Use an eyedropper, drop 2 drops of chlorine bleach in gallon container. Shake. Refrigerate until cold and brisk. Add some lemon juice and chug! 2. Put a bit of bleach on your finger before hand, place finger in urine stream during pee-pee test. If they complain about it being odd they'll be freaked out your pissing bleach. When asked why, say you are paranoid about Fluoride and contaminants in water and you watched on duel survival that bleach kills pathogens and parasites. It is part of your religion. Serious! dude they put blue shit in the toilet and make u wash ur hands for reason such as that Blue is an evil color! The bleach is to purify the water and it is part of your religion! If they disagree with you and your personal beliefs than you can sue them for discrimination in the work place. It works! It might sting a bit when you pee but like Grover says, "No Pain No Gain" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1509042 United States08/17/2011 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have passed many gov. pee test. Best way is to drink at least a gallon of water or until your urine is coming out clear like water. It called a flush. The test will not pick up anything. Drink water my friend lots of it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 227622Although I don't advocate drug use in any way, this is correct. If it is too diluted they WILL ask you about it, and if you don't have a pretty good reason it will be suspicious. The correct answer is "I do a lot of exercise and was exercising this morning" (it is reasonable for a person to drink lots of water when they are exercising) Yes, What Bender says is a logical conclusion. You excercise alot and have lots of sex you must explain to them if they drill you on why your pee is a certain frequency of color. Say you like to excercise and having sex helps burn calories and ask them why they want to know about your frigging sex life? If they stammer than volunteer about your latest visual conquest, pull out a pair of trophy panties and offer them to sniff :) |
| Jonny Smoke User ID: 1474559 United States08/17/2011 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | drink at least a quart of vinegar day before test...for real, I'm not BSing Quoting: Anonymous Coward 668356I was on formal probation for 3 years. I used to drink a shot or two of white vinegar the day of the test and lots of water. never tested dirty. I smoked weed everyday. even took the test high. |
| acegotflows User ID: 1307934 United States08/17/2011 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the night before the piss test drink a 6 pack. Once you piss a few times, drink a couple of shots of vinegar or pickle juice. Wake up in the morning, drink cranberry juice and water and make sure you piss a few times in the morning as the first few pisses are the dirty ones... "a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth" |
| acegotflows User ID: 1307934 United States08/17/2011 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the night before the piss test drink a 6 pack. Once you piss a few times, drink a couple of shots of vinegar or pickle juice. Wake up in the morning, drink cranberry juice and water and make sure you piss a few times in the morning as the first few pisses are the dirty ones... Quoting: acegotflowsAddendum drink about a gallon of water before your test in the morning. Should work... "a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth" |
