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Shaking Like A Dog Shitting Peach Seeds

 
Similes & Sayings
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04/29/2007 11:03 PM
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Shaking Like A Dog Shitting Peach Seeds
What's your favorite? What would we do without them?


If you can't run with the big dogs, you'd better stay on the porch.

Sweating like a whore in church.

Like white on rice

Like stink on shit

Like Clinton on an Intern
Babe in a Bunker

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04/29/2007 11:29 PM
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If you can't run with the big dogs, you'd better stay on the porch.
 Quoting: Similes & Sayings 159906


I thought it was: If you want to run with the big dogs, you can't pee like a puppy.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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ac
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04/29/2007 11:45 PM
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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04/29/2007 11:53 PM
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>
> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
> leave me alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
> leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
> payments.
>
> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
> shoes.
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
> and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
> it back in your pocket.
>
> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
> and it holds the universe together.
>
> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> moving.
>
> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
>
> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
> on the same night.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2007 01:07 AM
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Never go on a date with three women who have ryming names.
Mr. Predictor
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04/30/2007 01:09 AM

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if you assume ... you make an ass out of Uma Thurman
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Obama Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the unions
And to civil unrest in America
And to the Republic
I plan to destroy
Two Nations
Under funded
Divided
With misery and poverty for all

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
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04/30/2007 01:22 AM
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Dumber than piss on a flat rock.

Dropped faster than a bag of two dollar hammers.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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04/30/2007 01:38 AM
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"This bitch'll rip the hinges off-a Hell!

or

'''going hell-bent-to-leather.....
run-n-hide, nli
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04/30/2007 02:27 AM
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That boy don’t got the sense God gave a de-hydrated earthworm.

My God, she’s dumb as a box o’ rocks.

If you was any dumber, you’d be blonde.
Anonymous Coward
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04/30/2007 03:28 AM
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My new favorite: Please try to keep the shit to shoe level.

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