535 The definitive thread.

btw, I forgot to point out that as part of the coming changes the Great Lakes will be drained via a widened Mississippi (min width. 50 miles) which will flow the entire way down, splitting the US mainland in to 2.

Things will begin to happen quickly.

Care to elaborate on a timeline?

More info please 535, some of your plans appear to be very behind schedule. I hear there was some tinkering with an aircraft carrier leaving it essentially combat-inoperational and hence the April attack was called off. (ha ha by the way)

What next?

OK, 535 has my attention. It seems he has erred with certain dates. I would like to know if in any of his postings he specifically mentioned the type of near-extinction event will occur in the future. I recall seeing a pole-shift and a reference to something worse a few more years down the road. Does anybody here(535 feel free to jump in here) know if this is in any way related to 2012?

Well, as far as numbers go, there are 535 congressmen.

Yes there are.

The latest from 535.

535
User ID: 241114
6/5/2007 10:05 PM
Re: If Suitcase 'Bombs' Exist, why havnt they been used yet????? Quote

"If Suitcase 'Bombs' Exist, why haven't they been used yet?"

Because "we" have not given "them" permission yet. This will happen within two years.

Smallest "suitcase" nuclear device: 20.5 Kg
This device is manufactured by the United States.

Smallest non-U.S. built nuclear "suitcase" nuclear device in circulation: 35 Kg

This device is manufactured by the Soviet Union / Russia.

Only Soviet/Russian equipment is in circulation.

Typically it is transported offshore within container ships. The preferred method is with the product fully contained within a large consumer good. Refrigerators are preferred because they can be converted into shielded casings rather easily while others can be "shelled" until the desired weight is achieved for anti-customs detection purposes. In this manner, the product ("suitcase") cannot be detected within a large container ship via:

A. Radioactive detection

B. Container weight differential

Basra, Manhattan, Dallas.

Things seem to be heating up in more ways than one.


535, you've been pretty quiet of late, got any juicy tidbits to throw into the monkey cage?


We promise to groom your fur first!

Within the next three weeks (we are trying for much, much sooner), war in the middle east WILL be a major reality.

The current skirmishes will become full scale slaughter.

It is both necessary and good.

Well, I see Abbas has dissolved the coalition government there. You really are ratcheting up the stakes.

[link to news.yahoo.com]

What is the benefit of war? Would that be for the purpose of eliminating various radical factions and decreasing a population that could wreak havoc on peace loving humanbeings? Will we see this occur in Mexico with a large population of depressed people?

Or could it be maintaining a grip on a valuable natural resource?

Divide and conquer.

When you say war, do you mean on the scale of last summer's war, the Six Day War, or...WW3?



Thanks for posting 535. I appreciate your tidbits, although I must admit I take everything on this site with a grain of salt, no matter how convincing. I'm sure you understand.

I am not 535

but my name says i might be

yippy

idiots

I've read a lot of the 535 posts, and the sentence "It is both necessary and good" does not sound like a sentence written by the real 535....

I can't imagine him writing "and good."


I also surmise that 535 is somehow connected to Congress ...

Agree, the "original 535" has not posted in a while

biblical slaughter ???

Welcome to: 535 The definitive COMEDY thread.

He's had a lot of absolute BULLSHIT to say.

Enjoy.

535
User ID: 252083
6/16/2007 1:18 AM
Re: Baby Boomers Appear to Be Less Healthy Than And Are Dying Before Their Parents Quote

This is by design. External atmospheric agent release is specifically targeted to the young as they are slated for survival.

The rest of the population, unless exceptionally skilled, has been deemed superfluous.

535
User ID: 252083
6/16/2007 1:48 AM
Re: Why Russia is America's ONLY Salvation... Quote

Only a fool makes the illogical assumption that the generalized concentration of the polymer pigment melanin and its related genetic expression in the skin or hair of a particular (random) human makes them significantly different from other humans. Thus, the artificial (and wholly created) concept of "race". "Us" versus "Them", step one.

This is a simple method of control that has proven itself painfully useful for millennia. Where tribal humans could not be persuaded to make those differentiations due to a homogenous genetic makeup, religion is the next best choice as it requires no overt external markers but rather social reinforcement. "Us" versus "Them", step two. This is very useful as well, but requires more bureaucratic overhead so is only used if the simple option (race) is inapplicable or has failed due to resource allocation issues.

Russia (The Soviet Union) is part of the overall plan and is doing its work adequately, as can be expected. There are large plans in store for Russia in support of the new world order as controlled from (primarily) the United States and, to a lesser extent, portions of Europe and China.

535
User ID: 252083
6/16/2007 2:18 AM
Re: Why Russia is America's ONLY Salvation... Quote

Anthropology has been deemed irrelevant in highly technological societal pockets where high level technical knowledge, raw irreplaceable skill, and accurate communication for goal accomplishment are of paramount importance. Admittedly, the frighteningly low number of humans that fit the above categories are cause for concern. I believe that issue has been mitigated to the satisfaction of all. Fear will keep the masses in line.

We do not concern ourselves with lower classes still engaged in barbaric forms of tribal or religious warfare other than to further OUR needs for resource allocation. Again, you must understand that those are irreplaceable tools at our disposal. We would never give them up if given a choice.

Do you remember the original 535 said, "I am sure you will see me (or another ´535´) here on GLP. You will not even recognize "my" posts as "me"."

yes, that is why it is impossible to know IF any of the posts are him.
there is a certain intelligence in his wording that one FEELS, a logic innate in all of his messages. Have not seen that in a while.

535, a few questions for you. Do you believe those who are giving you the orders have the best interests of humanity at heart? Do their actions show it? Could theirs not be a cover story, for something bigger? Are you deluding yourself?

I agree the style and tone are very different. Perhaps 535 refers to an organization. 535?

535
User ID: 252083
6/15/2007 10:52 PM
Re: Arab Media Reports Syria Making Preparations for War with Israel Quote

Iran and Syria will attack Israel simultaneously.

Hezbollah is very well prepared and is now in position bring military assets to bear on multiple fronts. This includes Lebanon and Iraq. They are far better armed and organized than is commonly believed.

The Iranian nationals in Kuwait, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and the UAE will also play a part in neutralizing those nations defensive roles.

This will go nuclear, albeit on a small scale. Other countries will feel this pain as well. It will be the beginning of a new order of world organization. A very exciting time indeed.

535
User ID: 252083
6/16/2007 1:16 AM
Re: Arab Media Reports Syria Making Preparations for War with Israel Quote

Those "wars" were started by us.

Those "wars" were ended by us.

This war has been in the planning stages for the better part of two decades. These things cannot be done overnight. If left unplanned and unchecked, the overall purpose (resource concentration and control) cannot be accomplished. It will be done because it must be done. There are no more choices. The world populace will do as it is told or perish in nuclear fire.

Yes, I am the 535. Yes, this will happen. Consider yourselves warned.

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