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MASTURBATION CAUSES SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT!

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2007 09:10 PM
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MASTURBATION CAUSES SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT!
Man. I am so, like One with the Cosmos!
gooderboy

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05/26/2007 09:36 PM
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Wow... that's like really cosmic dude.
sasha

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05/26/2007 09:38 PM

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Man. I am so, like One with the Cosmos!
 Quoting: Troy McClure

ahhhhhhhhhh You stole my thread and twisted it, lmao!!
Live Life To The Fullest As It May End Most Abruptly. Give The Upmost Respect To All Beings.
malu

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05/26/2007 09:39 PM
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everyone cum to this post
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2007 09:39 PM
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Good things come to those who masturbate!!

TRUE FACT!!!!
N.O.S. OEM

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05/26/2007 09:40 PM
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Eat at Troy's :)
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05/26/2007 09:42 PM
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then I'm the friggin' Dali Lama


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05/26/2007 09:43 PM
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:cmingsn:
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05/26/2007 09:45 PM
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Re: MASTURBATION CAUSES SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT!
Open your eyes wide in your moment of ecstasy you will see Satan smiling at you.
gooderboy

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05/26/2007 09:45 PM
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Man. I am so, like One with the Cosmos!

ahhhhhhhhhh You stole my thread and twisted it, lmao!!
 Quoting: sasha


... lol, it must be another one of them Saturday nights... eh?
sasha

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05/26/2007 09:46 PM

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Open your eyes wide in your moment of ecstasy you will see Satan smiling at you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242554

shit i don't want to see that when i'm doing the deed!!
Live Life To The Fullest As It May End Most Abruptly. Give The Upmost Respect To All Beings.
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2007 09:47 PM
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"Open your eyes wide in your moment of ecstasy you will see Satan smiling at you." - oh you poor deluded creature.
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Open your eyes wide in your moment of ecstasy you will see Satan smiling at you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242554


You're a penguin??

You are, isn't you????
MATT FOLEY

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05/26/2007 09:48 PM
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what is this a circle jerk?

you guys smokin' doobies?

yeah you think its all fun and stuff circle jerkin and doobie rolling, well let me tell you something...

i used to smoke doobies, now i live IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
gooderboy

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Open your eyes wide in your moment of ecstasy you will see Satan smiling at you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242554


... you've gots to be shittin' me, lol... and cuz it sure sounds like you've gots some weird ass kinda shit goin' on for you.... seek help, fast.
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05/26/2007 09:52 PM
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Re: MASTURBATION CAUSES SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT!
what is this a circle jerk?

you guys smokin' doobies?

yeah you think its all fun and stuff circle jerkin and doobie rolling, well let me tell you something...

i used to smoke doobies, now i live IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
 Quoting: MATT FOLEY


No, but we always tries to sink the pink!!

Too Floydian for you? See the masturbationists!!
gooderboy

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05/26/2007 09:52 PM
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Re: MASTURBATION CAUSES SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT!
what is this a circle jerk?

you guys smokin' doobies?

yeah you think its all fun and stuff circle jerkin and doobie rolling, well let me tell you something...

i used to smoke doobies, now i live IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
 Quoting: MATT FOLEY


... lol, maybe ya ought to be re-thinkin' that 'used to smoke doobies' o'yours then... eh???

I still smoke me doobies and I live in the house of me dreams on the top of the hill.... ohhhhh... and too.... oh what a view enhancer them doobies do-be.
MATT FOLEY

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05/26/2007 09:53 PM
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No, but we always tries to sink the pink!!

Too Floydian for you? See the masturbationists!!
 Quoting: 4by2


I know that wasn't a "Slip".
MATT FOLEY

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05/26/2007 09:55 PM
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... lol, maybe ya ought to be re-thinkin' that 'used to smoke doobies' o'yours then... eh???

I still smoke me doobies and I live in the house of me dreams on the top of the hill.... ohhhhh... and too.... oh what a view enhancer them doobies do-be.
 Quoting: gooderboy


lol

yeah lets take a looksee then

***smokes gooders doobie**

falls on coffee table and brakes it