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You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340
5/27/2007 12:21 AM
Report abusive post | You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval
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No jobs for US citizens without Homeland Security approval
[link to careers.netscape.com]
US citizens who apply for a job will need prior approval from Department of Homeland Security under the terms immigration bill passed by the Senate this week. Even current employees will need to obtain eligibility approval from the DHS Within 60 days of the Immigration Reform Act of 2006 becoming law. |
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Godot
User ID: 232212
5/27/2007 12:28 AM
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Very disturbing..and rather prophetic sounding... Talk about the mark of the beast.
Yes it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it....
... No, it's not safe, it's very dangerous. Be Careful. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 241387
5/27/2007 12:29 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 241387
5/27/2007 12:30 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Thanks, OP! Definitely Pin-worthy! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242607
5/27/2007 12:30 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
So I will need to ask permission from The Gov if I apply for a job to shovel shit. Fuck that. Bastards. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77407
5/27/2007 12:34 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
I believe if you follow the link then click see story you will see this is a spoof site. It looks that way to me anyway... I sure as hell hope so. |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 12:40 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
If taken to a higher level of Gestapo madness this might not just be a labor problem it could affect industries too.
Take an Corporation like Google who has at times resisted the Feds...current management could flunk approval and potentially a job seeker who would apply could be placed on the employment no-fly list.
Gute Nacht, Google. |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 12:43 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
I believe if you follow the link then click see story you will see this is a spoof site. It looks that way to me anyway... I sure as hell hope so. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77407
Ummm Netscape news. What are you seeing to indicate spoof? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77407
5/27/2007 12:47 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Sorry I was wrong I guess. Some of the other headlines looked phony. I just went back guess not. God help us all! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242609
5/27/2007 12:49 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
IS HE JUST ANOTHER SHILL WITH HIS PHANTOM LINK OR
IS HE ABLE TO PRODUCE EVIDENCE!!
WE SHALL SEE!! |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 12:49 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
More expanded
[link to pressesc.com]
No jobs for US citizens without Homeland Security approval
Submitted by Canada IFP on Sat, 2007-05-26 18:00.
Americas | United States | News
US citizens who apply for a job will need prior approval from Department of Homeland Security under the terms immigration bill passed by the Senate this week.
American Civil Liberties Union pointed out that the DHS's Employment Eligibility Verification System (EEVS) is error plagued and if the department makes a mistake in determining work eligibility, there will be virtually no way to challenge the error or recover lost wages due to the bill’s prohibitions on judicial review.
Even current employees will need to obtain eligibility approval from the DHS Within 60 days of the Immigration Reform Act of 2006 becoming law.
"EEVS would be a financial and bureaucratic nightmare for both businesses and workers," said Timothy Sparapani, ACLU Legislative Counsel. "Under this already flawed program no one would be able to work in the U.S. without DHS approval - creating a ‘No Work List’ similar to the government’s ‘No Fly List.’ We need immigration reform, but not at this cost."
The act allocates US$400 million for the implementation of the EEVS, but the Congressional Budgeting Office estimates the system to cost in excess of a billion dollars. |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 12:56 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
IS HE JUST ANOTHER SHILL WITH HIS PHANTOM LINK OR
IS HE ABLE TO PRODUCE EVIDENCE!!
WE SHALL SEE!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242609
What do you mean phantom link?
Have one that goes to Netscape
and another to Press Esc
Proof?
It isn't as though I am trying to prove quantum theory or the historical accuracy of Leviticus. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113248
5/27/2007 12:58 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
AThis doesn't sound much different than what's already being done.
As it is now, employers have to have all new employees complete and sign an I-9 form (employment eligibility form), then the employer signs off on the form after viewing and/or copying a copy of state I.D., birth certificate or social security card and submits the form to the government. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242608
5/27/2007 1:04 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Sounds like horseshit to me. I employ several people(who suspect I am insane, but enjoy the magical paycheck) and would love to get on the phone to any asshole DHS fuckheads and tell them to eat shit if they ever sent me such ludicrous paperwork. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242608
5/27/2007 1:05 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Never heard of an I9 |
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Gardener OG
User ID: 150178
5/27/2007 1:07 AM
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AThis doesn't sound much different than what's already being done.
As it is now, employers have to have all new employees complete and sign an I-9 form (employment eligibility form), then the employer signs off on the form after viewing and/or copying a copy of state I.D., birth certificate or social security card and submits the form to the government. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 113248 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242608
5/27/2007 1:11 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Nope. Never signed off an I9 to my recollection. Have never seen the birth certificates of anybody employed here. Won't you bring it, assholes? |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 1:12 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Sounds like horseshit to me. I employ several people(who suspect I am insane, but enjoy the magical paycheck) and would love to get on the phone to any asshole DHS fuckheads and tell them to eat shit if they ever sent me such ludicrous paperwork. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242608
By doing this might you not unemploy yourself? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 242590
5/27/2007 1:12 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
The Gestapo has been active since 1996. You dummies have missed my posts for the past two years. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77407
5/27/2007 1:16 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
What gets me is if Homeland security makes a "mistake" there is NO JUDICIAL REVIEW! No way to right it. This is very bad........... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113248
5/27/2007 1:17 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Nope. Never signed off an I9 to my recollection. Have never seen the birth certificates of anybody employed here. Won't you bring it, assholes? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242608
All the larger corporations complete I9's. It is mandatory and required by Homeland Security.
You obviously own small company and for some reason don't know about this law and you aren't alone.
But, if Homeland Security ever decides to audit your books, you are suppose to have copies on all current employees and retain copies for three years on previous employees. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 1:19 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
The Gestapo has been active since 1996. You dummies have missed my posts for the past two years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242590
Various Jackboot approaches might be found throughout history.
I wonder if it was ever against the law to employ a Protestant? |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 1:23 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
What gets me is if Homeland security makes a "mistake" there is NO JUDICIAL REVIEW! No way to right it. This is very bad........... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77407
A rather unevolved and constipated bureaucracy, MS might take their time approving anything.
"We are processing you application please allow for 666 weeks in review." |
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Give Ron Paul a Hand on AOL!!!
User ID: 77407
5/27/2007 1:24 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
[link to news.aol.com]
You have to scroll down to rate the candidates. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 1:25 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
typing error=MS
should be HS=Homeland Security |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 119533
5/27/2007 1:31 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Nope. Never signed off an I9 to my recollection. Have never seen the birth certificates of anybody employed here. Won't you bring it, assholes?
All the larger corporations complete I9's. It is mandatory and required by Homeland Security.
You obviously own small company and for some reason don't know about this law and you aren't alone.
But, if Homeland Security ever decides to audit your books, you are suppose to have copies on all current employees and retain copies for three years on previous employees. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 113248
Ohhh...I'm so fucking scared. Please don't hurt me DHS! You fucking assholes. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 119533
5/27/2007 1:33 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Actually I meant you worthless assholes. Bring it, fuckfaces. Lookit me, I'm like your brainless leader. |
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Emperor Kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
5/27/2007 1:45 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Several years ago when going through the post 9-11 Airport Security search I did in fact wonder if this new style might soon apply to jobs. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 119533
5/27/2007 1:47 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
Well, it apparently doesn't. |
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Jeanne
User ID: 242678
5/27/2007 5:57 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
The Gestapo has been active since 1996. You dummies have missed my posts for the past two years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 242590
Brazil !!!!!
Very important movie, it shows current time line  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 159980
5/27/2007 6:20 AM | | Re: You may not get to keep your job without Gestapo approval | Quote |
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