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How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?

 
Sniffee
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06/03/2007 08:27 PM
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How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Like say at a checkpoint, your home or a mass gathering?

How to do this without getting into trouble?

Lay down some pepper spray?
malu

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06/03/2007 08:30 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
whatever you do to a police dog is held in court as if it were a police officer

so leave it at home,, sheesh
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06/03/2007 08:31 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
I've heard mothballs works, but I wouldn't know.
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06/03/2007 08:48 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
put it in a plastic bag....then place the bag into a jar of peanut butter. The dog cant smell through the plastic container and the peanut butter....Dont know if you can fly with peanut butter anymore though so that route would be risky......
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06/03/2007 08:53 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
i used to fly with pot, i would stuff it into a couple of ziplock bags, and then cut a deodorant stick in half,, pop it out, put the weed in, put the stick back in and the top on

never got caught, which doesn't mean squat shit these days
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06/03/2007 08:56 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
plastic is too porous - better stick with glass
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
plastic is too porous - better stick with glass
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if i had to shove glass up my ass in order to smoke weed

i would have quit a long time ago!
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06/03/2007 09:10 PM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
plastic is too porous - better stick with glass



if i had to shove glass up my ass in order to smoke weed

i would have quit a long time ago!
 Quoting: malu

But you shoved a deodorant stick up there?
malu

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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
plastic is too porous - better stick with glass



if i had to shove glass up my ass in order to smoke weed

i would have quit a long time ago!

But you shoved a deodorant stick up there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 226156



no! lmao

one way door my friend
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08/26/2008 04:44 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
that was funny as fuck lol
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08/26/2008 04:48 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
German Shepherd Dogs are really fond or hateful of other Germnan Shepherd Dogs. There is no gray area. When the dog smells you, the vehicle, or your house it will either love or hate immediately. It will not signal a find.
Fight fire with fire.
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08/26/2008 04:49 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
how about just not putting drugs in your stuff?

no drugs to sniff = no sniffing = win.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
plastic is too porous - better stick with glass



if i had to shove glass up my ass in order to smoke weed

i would have quit a long time ago!
 Quoting: malu

LMAO!
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
how about just not putting drugs in your stuff?

no drugs to sniff = no sniffing = win.
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Some of us aren't pussies and prefer to exploit our stuff like true Americans...
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08/26/2008 04:51 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
I hear putting it in a plastic bag then into a shampoo bottle works.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Ok, everybody put their stuff on the mousepad and step away from the pc.

DO IT NOW!!

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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Buy a vacuum sealer problem solved.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Ok, everybody put their stuff on the mousepad and step away from the pc.

DO IT NOW!!

Gets out Tazer

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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
I hear putting it in a plastic bag then into a shampoo bottle works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 482284

what i did once was put some pot on a coffee bag with some coffe in grain ... but I don't know this days
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08/26/2008 07:37 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Like say at a checkpoint, your home or a mass gathering?

How to do this without getting into trouble?

Lay down some pepper spray?
 Quoting: Sniffee 197375


By "your stuff" do you mean your crotch area?
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08/26/2008 08:15 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
A very small plastic saran wrapped bag shoved up your ass will work fine. Make sure you go the bathroom first and make sure you can hold it for a couple of hours. Try this at home before you actually try it.
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08/26/2008 08:18 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Maybe a spritz of ammonia. Better yet, don't carry it.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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08/26/2008 08:22 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
According to the TV show WEEDS, strong smelling aged cheese will mask the odor...
I love that show.
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08/26/2008 08:26 AM
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
no listen to this, ok i went to a military school for a couple years, and they would constantly bring in sniff dogs to smell for pot weed drugs weapons, ect. What we used to do was take crayola markers (the thicker ones) took out the entire center of it but were sure to leave the tip in. (we found the markers to still be functional for a while lol) then we filled the middle with weed tobacco, anything that would fit and needed hiding. There was akid from ohio who hunted and he sprayed that hunting shit thats supposed to distract scent. well it worked everytime. and we used a whole box and each person had their own color (mine was green) those were the good days.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Get some urine from a bitch coyote in heat & put it in a small concealable water pistol. Then squirt some around various places where the pig-dogs will be. They'll go crazy & forget all about checking for drugs.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Ok, everybody put their stuff on the mousepad and step away from the pc.

DO IT NOW!!

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Ok, everybody put their stuff on the mousepad and step away from the pc.

DO IT NOW!!

Gets out Tazer

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Grim Weeder???


vacuum sealed is best as one poster said

cayenne pepper???


I would not suggest this to anyone-it would be a major irritation-

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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
Spray mace on your junk.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
put it in a plastic bag....then place the bag into a jar of peanut butter. The dog cant smell through the plastic container and the peanut butter....Dont know if you can fly with peanut butter anymore though so that route would be risky......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 246367


put tin foil in a hair gel jar and the lid, shove the gel back in with your goodies in a plastic bag.

can´t even see through it.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
wash your penis at least once a month.

oh, you're talking about pot.
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Re: How do you prevent drug sniffing dogs from sniffing your stuff?
For houses, put just a touch of what they are looking for (just enough for the scent) at the doorway with fiberglass powder. It will kill their nose and they won't be doing anymore drug/weapons/etc sniffing...ever.

And to the idiot(s) that say just don't have that stuff...well idiot it's FACT that most money is tainted with drugs and they will use this to search whatever they want.