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AL-QAEDA = THE TOILET

 
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AL-QAEDA = THE TOILET
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""Ana raicha Al Qaeda" is colloquial for "I'm going to the toilet". A very common and widespread use of the word “Al-Qaeda” in different Arab countries in the public language is for the toilet bowl. This name comes from the Arabic verb “Qa'ada” which mean “to sit”, pertinently, on the “Toilet Bowl”. In most Arabs homes there are two kinds of toilets: “Al-Qaeda” also called the "Hamam Franji" or foreign toilet, and "Hamam Arabi" or “Arab toilet” which is a hole in the ground. Lest we forget it, the potty used by small children is called "Ma Qa'adia" or "Little Qaeda".

So, if you were forming a terrorist group, would you call yourself, "The Toilet"?"
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So whenever the NeoCons the CENTCOM trolls claim "Al-Qaeda" is coming to get us, they're really saying "The Toilet" is coming to get us.

Al-Qaeda = flush
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Re: AL-QAEDA = THE TOILET
OMFG, are you JOKING? That's hilarious!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Well it's right up there with Ham-ass, maybe they were hammered on some Afghani blond when they thought of it and sounded good at the time, I mean how many kids got named Moon unit due to similar reasons.
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