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Emperor Kenton
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6/14/2007 12:49 AM
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How to stop America from continuously falling to poop

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A. Close down the Patent office
B. Ship all corporate attorneys to Madagascar

America has lost its Yankee ingenuity. Or this inventiveness has been squelched by some dink from EXXON who says that any innovation would wreck the economy.

My Great Grandfather from Bavaria became a master miller by age 18. He built and operated his flour mill in his back yard kept it running into his 80s. But more significantly he had a workshop laboratory where he worked on perpetual motion machines, weird looking wheels with magnets in them.
I remember the day where he was sort of walking around in circles with a light in his eyes, grinning a grin that rivaled the grin of Odin.

"It will work," he muttered over and over. "It is possible!"

Hah, I think that old Gramps was the real-deal Bavarian Illuminati, not these bums that claim it now. Alas the light of Odin hit him at age 88. Immediately after he began to fail and went to the bed-ridden like that light brought him down.

Drat, maybe Odin works for EXXON too.

So do be careful innovators and inventors or you might stumble on a magnificent device that knocks you flat and pisses off Odin, CEO of EXXON.

Or worse turn you into an old man, age 88. Do avoid that at all costs, ain't natural, it's a cornspiracy.

Emperor Kenton
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6/14/2007 12:52 AM

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Now go look at this thread [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] where this magnificent treatise is expanded.

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