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The Bird Feeder

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User ID: 207746
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06/16/2007 12:15 AM
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The Bird Feeder
The Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it
with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of
Continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the
birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the
table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio
tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned
mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed
out of my own pocket.

And other birds were boisterous and loud: They sat
on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and
night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back
porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds
gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had
built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quite,
serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see...our government gives out free food,
subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes
up to pay for free services; Small apartments are housing 5 families:
you have to wait 6 hours to be
seen by an emergency room doctor: you child's 2nd grade class is behind
other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn
Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my
talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory"
squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free

Maybe it's time
for the government to take down the bird feeder.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/16/2007 02:22 PM
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