Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...

Okay okay... I spelt oysters wrong
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.

OP U do KNOW what they are dont U?

testicles.

I've seen them 'harvested', but never prepared, cooked or eaten.

I know that! So how do I cook them? What seasonings do I use?

Try scrotum rub or ball baste.

use Italian bread crumbs mixe with salt,white pepper and paprika for seasoning. Dip in a egg wash and bread with the crumbs then deep fat fry.

enjoy

Whoa! Sounds like a winner to me! My mouth is watering as I think of the possibilities.

You already eat the meat in your bologna, vienna sausages, and who knows what other processed foods. I have helped deball a number of pigs in my life and my dad has cooked these things up at the house, but I could never bring myself to eat it. Perhaps if I was starving to death and had no choice, I might indulge. Dad sliced them thin, breaded them and pan fried. A friend of mine came over one day, when I was much younger, and he saw them on the table, all fried up golden and started digging into the pile of hog nuts on the table. He thought they were delicious until he was told what they were. LOL

Are you serious!? Hog balls in bologna abd weiners? Shit! I never thought of that.

I would eat a MO way before I would eat a cow tongue! Calf brains is good in scrambled eggs... I was raised on that!
Does MO taste like chicken?

They taste a little bit like liver.

Makes sense!

Ever hear of Mad Cow disease?

Sure have! My ex-mother-in-law had it. One mad cow that bovine had 4 sure!

And its "Rocky Mountain Oysters".

They eatem in Colorado too? My Oh My!

Check this recipe out!
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OP, I've from the big easy and I've had mountain oysters before. They don't have any salt taste at all and they are a little more chewy that the oysters we are accustomed to enjoying but you do have to chew them a little.

My question is: WHY would you want to EAT Them????

Yeah. I did once with my redneck relatives. They didn't tell me what they were until after I ate a bunch.

Before the testicle revelation, I thought they were pretty good, kinda like calamari/chicken.

Then, they became evil and vile.

well, do you like testicles now that youve grown up?

Oysters Rockefeller.