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Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...

 
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Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...
Does anyone have a really good recipe for mountain oyesters? Thanks.
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Re: Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...
Okay okay... I spelt oysters wrong
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh.
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06/16/2007 10:15 AM
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OP U do KNOW what they are dont U?

testicles.
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06/16/2007 10:18 AM
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I've seen them 'harvested', but never prepared, cooked or eaten.
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06/16/2007 10:20 AM
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OP U do KNOW what they are dont U?

testicles.
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I know that! So how do I cook them? What seasonings do I use?
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06/16/2007 10:22 AM
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OP U do KNOW what they are dont U?

testicles.


I know that! So how do I cook them? What seasonings do I use?
 Quoting: OP 170894

Try scrotum rub or ball baste.
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06/16/2007 10:23 AM
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use Italian bread crumbs mixe with salt,white pepper and paprika for seasoning. Dip in a egg wash and bread with the crumbs then deep fat fry.

enjoy
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06/16/2007 10:25 AM
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use Italian bread crumbs mixe with salt,white pepper and paprika for seasoning. Dip in a egg wash and bread with the crumbs then deep fat fry.

enjoy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62251


Whoa! Sounds like a winner to me! My mouth is watering as I think of the possibilities.
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06/16/2007 10:45 AM
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Re: Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...
You already eat the meat in your bologna, vienna sausages, and who knows what other processed foods. I have helped deball a number of pigs in my life and my dad has cooked these things up at the house, but I could never bring myself to eat it. Perhaps if I was starving to death and had no choice, I might indulge. Dad sliced them thin, breaded them and pan fried. A friend of mine came over one day, when I was much younger, and he saw them on the table, all fried up golden and started digging into the pile of hog nuts on the table. He thought they were delicious until he was told what they were. LOL
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You already eat the meat in your bologna, vienna sausages, and who knows what other processed foods. I have helped deball a number of pigs in my life and my dad has cooked these things up at the house, but I could never bring myself to eat it. Perhaps if I was starving to death and had no choice, I might indulge. Dad sliced them thin, breaded them and pan fried. A friend of mine came over one day, when I was much younger, and he saw them on the table, all fried up golden and started digging into the pile of hog nuts on the table. He thought they were delicious until he was told what they were. LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 141308


Are you serious!? Hog balls in bologna abd weiners? Shit! I never thought of that.
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I would eat a MO way before I would eat a cow tongue! Calf brains is good in scrambled eggs... I was raised on that!
Does MO taste like chicken?
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06/16/2007 11:30 AM
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They taste a little bit like liver.
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06/16/2007 11:56 AM
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They taste a little bit like liver.
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Makes sense!
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I would eat a MO way before I would eat a cow tongue! Calf brains is good in scrambled eggs... I was raised on that!
Does MO taste like chicken?
 Quoting: OP 170894


Ever hear of Mad Cow disease?
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I would eat a MO way before I would eat a cow tongue! Calf brains is good in scrambled eggs... I was raised on that!
Does MO taste like chicken?


Ever hear of Mad Cow disease?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32062


Sure have! My ex-mother-in-law had it. One mad cow that bovine had 4 sure!
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Re: Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...
And its "Rocky Mountain Oysters".
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And its "Rocky Mountain Oysters".
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They eatem in Colorado too? My Oh My!
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Does anyone have a really good recipe for mountain oyesters? Thanks.
 Quoting: New Orleans Chef 170894

Check this recipe out!
[link to www.youtube.com]
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06/16/2007 01:31 PM
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OP, I've from the big easy and I've had mountain oysters before. They don't have any salt taste at all and they are a little more chewy that the oysters we are accustomed to enjoying but you do have to chew them a little.
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06/16/2007 02:18 PM
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OP U do KNOW what they are dont U?

testicles.


I know that! So how do I cook them? What seasonings do I use?
 Quoting: OP 170894



My question is: WHY would you want to EAT Them????
Babe in a Bunker

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06/16/2007 02:21 PM
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Yeah. I did once with my redneck relatives. They didn't tell me what they were until after I ate a bunch.

Before the testicle revelation, I thought they were pretty good, kinda like calamari/chicken.

Then, they became evil and vile.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
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Re: Has anyone here ever eaten "MOUNTAIN OYESTERS" before? How do they taste and...
Yeah. I did once with my redneck relatives. They didn't tell me what they were until after I ate a bunch.

Before the testicle revelation, I thought they were pretty good, kinda like calamari/chicken.

Then, they became evil and vile.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

well, do you like testicles now that youve grown up?
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Personally : NO, I have NOT.


However : As I recall from my various "adventures" in North America, . . . a "Mountain Oyster Eating Contest" [SIC] has taken place at regular intervals in the southwestern United States. TEXAS, USA, as I recall.



~ Campbell Randt :WhoDares:


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Does MO taste like chicken?
 Quoting: OP 170894



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lol

My APOLOGIES -- IN Advance -- for this comment; . . . but to share with you my Very FIRST thought upon reading the above-quoted sentence, . . .


IF my friend MO were still a MODERATOR, . . . THEN she might have an overwhelming urge to BAN someone who posted That Question in That Manner.


And moreover, . . . were I in her shoes, . . . I couldn't blame her for NOT appreciating the PERSONAL Insult ! lol



Fortunately, however, MO DOES have a very keen and good sense of HUMOUR !


Quite seriously, MO's someone whose comments I very much miss round here.


hf Best regards, MO, . . . if you happen to be reading this. rose



~ Campbell Randt :WhoDares:



P.S.: And who says people of my "kind" don't have a sense of humour . . . ? lol

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Just residue in the glass.'

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'I am NOT a number. I am a free man. . . . My life is my own. . . . I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.'
_________________________________

In the ‘Update Your Information’ section, MY ‘Country’ is NOT on the available list of selections. That is because I have NONE.

Perhaps ‘Countries’ -- like ‘Friends’ and ‘Home’ and ‘Family’ and ‘Community’ -- are only another in a long list of FICTIONS.

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Oysters Rockefeller.

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