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What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

 
curious
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06/18/2007 09:44 PM
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What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
With the end of civilization right around the corner, what are women going to do in case they cannot get tampons.

In the old days they had menstruation houses, where the women went during their periods.

I wonder if they will make a comeback and the company that makes them would be listed on the stock exchange.
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06/18/2007 09:54 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Women will probably do without,


same thing you'll have to do when there's no Preparation H.
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Women will probably do without,


same thing you'll have to do when there's no Preparation H.
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Or a hot lather dispenser and the latest copy of "Boobs Weekly"
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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06/18/2007 09:57 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
None of your business.
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06/18/2007 09:59 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Women will probably do without,


same thing you'll have to do when there's no Preparation H.
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I had an uncle that was a heavy drinker. After a weekend binge, one of his roids blew up to the size of a tennis ball. He was in so much pain, he got my aunt to cut it out with a pocket knife.

True story. Of course they live next to a refinery and chemical plant in Louisiana.
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06/18/2007 10:01 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Women will probably do without,


same thing you'll have to do when there's no Preparation H.


I had an uncle that was a heavy drinker. After a weekend binge, one of his roids blew up to the size of a tennis ball. He was in so much pain, he got my aunt to cut it out with a pocket knife.

True story. Of course they live next to a refinery and chemical plant in Louisiana.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 251954



butt of course 1rof1
C.
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06/18/2007 10:05 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Women are tougher than men.

And we'll worry about out cycles ourselves.

Asshole.
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06/18/2007 10:10 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
They'll just go back on the rag.
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06/18/2007 10:37 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
We'll use your socks.
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06/18/2007 10:42 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
We'll use your socks.
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1rof1
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
They will be made to dwell in dank huts of filth and shame, just like the olden days.
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06/18/2007 11:48 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
In the olden days before feminine hygiene products, women used rags. Hence the expression "on the rag".
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06/18/2007 11:49 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Sea sponge!!!
bahhumbugerer
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06/18/2007 11:53 PM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
my wife will use my clean underware..... egad... maybe great Aunt Agatha's Irish linen tea napkins. I believe they are still sanitary.

Christ... whatever will we pack, set and place for the cucumber sandwiches and bat boogers at the point-to-points next fall? Hang Me!
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06/19/2007 01:14 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Use "The Keeper". It works great, saves you a ton of money, and saves the environment.

[link to www.thekeeper.com]
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06/19/2007 01:19 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .
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06/19/2007 01:22 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
They will be made to dwell in dank huts of filth and shame, just like the olden days.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 253715

damned

You're a real cure for happiness aren't you? Real smart too, just like a stump.

No wonder women don't like you.

What tribe do you belong to?

I'm certain you will lead the enlightenment.


lmao
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06/19/2007 01:25 AM
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What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 232837



Yes. Just like men. So fucking humble, they are.

Lead us onto greater things, oh Wise one.

What a putz.

5a
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06/19/2007 01:30 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Cork.

Can be fit too any size.
Will work the same way you change your cars motor oil.
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06/19/2007 01:30 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
We are inovative and imaginative. Women would probably create a better, more comfortable sanitary napkin then the current men who are taking a stab at it.

BTW, ever hear the phrase, "I'm on the rag"? This referrs to a woman on her mentrual cycle. Where do you think it came from? Hmmm gee let's look, back in the day around the 1800's pioneer women would tear up old unmendable clothing and turn them into rags to use for their menstrual cycle. And wouldn't you know it? Not a spot on there pretty little petticoats and skirts.

Historically challenged male known as the OP, I'm glad you don't work on the idea board of a sanitary napkin company, you would either be fired or tons of pmsing women who are on the rag will be tearing you to pieces for your complete lack of imagination and blatent stupidity.

Goodluck with any female you come across and ask this question when the worlds supply of tampons run out!
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06/19/2007 01:33 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Got some news for ya.. women did without for hundreds of thousands of years, though they likely used furs and grasses and mosses and such in the last few dozen thousand.
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06/19/2007 01:35 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Use a very absorbent chastity belt!!
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06/19/2007 01:36 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
With the end of civilization right around the corner, what are women going to do in case they cannot get tampons.

In the old days they had menstruation houses, where the women went during their periods.

I wonder if they will make a comeback and the company that makes them would be listed on the stock exchange.
 Quoting: curious 251954

Your mouth.
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Damn!! Being "old" really does have it's rewards!! Something I no longer have to worry about!!
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 232837


Are we suppose to be ashamed of a perfectly natural process?

LOL
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .


Are we suppose to be ashamed of a perfectly natural process?

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 253702



Well, yes. You are supposted to be ashamed. In a male-dominated world, you should be very ashamed of being female. Very ashamed.

Just ask the church - they'll tell you.

Nobody said it was logical: it's just male.

"Perfect masculinity is sociopathic"...Stan Goff.
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What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .


Are we suppose to be ashamed of a perfectly natural process?

LOL



Well, yes. You are supposted to be ashamed. In a male-dominated world, you should be very ashamed of being female. Very ashamed.

Just ask the church - they'll tell you.

Nobody said it was logical: it's just male.

"Perfect masculinity is sociopathic"...Stan Goff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 183770


'Supposed to' are the operative words here.

I love being a woman.
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What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .


Are we suppose to be ashamed of a perfectly natural process?

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 253702


i made a simple statement.
consider the question more thoroughly.
if Tampons cease to be sold, it will be because of complete economic failure.

thing will change in that day. I do not believe that people really understand what that day will be like.

yes, women will find humility.
and for the men haters enjoyment: Men will fnd humility as well (or die in warring).

I really will enjoy the day that all of society crashes, watching women attempt to act like they act today...trashing men, ordering them around....claiming to be authoritative...sorry...won't work anymore in the days to come.

men will be forced to be men again...
women will re-learn to be women.
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?

they will find humility .


Are we suppose to be ashamed of a perfectly natural process?

LOL


i made a simple statement.
consider the question more thoroughly.
if Tampons cease to be sold, it will be because of complete economic failure.

thing will change in that day. I do not believe that people really understand what that day will be like.

yes, women will find humility.
and for the men haters enjoyment: Men will fnd humility as well (or die in warring).

I really will enjoy the day that all of society crashes, watching women attempt to act like they act today...trashing men, ordering them around....claiming to be authoritative...sorry...won't work anymore in the days to come.

men will be forced to be men again...
women will re-learn to be women.
 Quoting: observe 232837


Problem is you're trying to define what being a man or a woman is based on past cultural behaviors and beliefs.

The presence of tampons did not start the woman's lib movement, nor did it cause the destruction of the family or the high divorce rate.

We'll make do without tampons as well as other things if need be. We are resourceful.

Will we resort to demurly hiding behind a big strong man and quietly take his ranting and raving temper tantrums because we are scared? Some women will, I suppose. They do today.

But if you look at the pioneer women who had to endure many, many hardships, they were not wilting lilies in the least. Whatever the situation, women will adapt. Men should be happy to have a true partner in life. Not some cowering fool. Do you really think Archie Bunker treated Edith fairly? Would you want to be Edith?
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06/19/2007 02:21 AM
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Dried moss...thats what the pilgrims used...I stock plenty of kotex...great for compress bandages...they were designed to hold blood...
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Re: What will women do when there are no TAMPONS?
Looks like you hit a soft spot with the women on here OP, lol.

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