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The Government love it or leave it....
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340
6/19/2007 8:30 AM
Report abusive post | The Government love it or leave it....
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...does not require relocation unless that goes for the government too. |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 8:59 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
In my early days in America it was fun. I felt like the Lone Cowboy on the Lone Prairie. I could gallop around and shout yeehaw and shoot at the sky and punch cattle, hell punch anything in sight. In the Silver Dollar Saloon it was nothing to go all-in at the poker table.
But back out on the prairie I noticed an increase in the buzzard population. A few buzzards okay, I could shout and wave my Stetson and shoo them away. But it seemed like those buzzards went and got their buzzard buddies and now too many buzzards. I go boo and they don't budge due to numbers I guess.
So now I sit on a rock and grow my beard and ponder on what to do. |
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Jomama
User ID: 180153
6/19/2007 9:05 AM | |
emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 9:16 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
So if going boo to buzzards doesn't work guess I need to think of something sneaky.
Maybe a decoy or scarecrow buzzard dressed in pink and surrounded by McChicken nuggets and curly fries, that'll do them in.
Could just ignore them and hope the buzzard DNA poops out due to lack of attention, but then what? Recline on my couch with my remote control and watch a Tiger playing golf on TeeVeee?
Boring!
Back to something sneaky, more fun. Design disintegrating five dollar bills with Benjamin Buzzard on the front and Bush Buzzard on the back-- an ass-shot of his sorry self sprinting off to Paraguay. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 254145
6/19/2007 9:29 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
SEEING THAT THE FORMAL, 'FEDERAL GOVERNMENT' OCCUPIES 10 MILES SQUARE OF TERRITORY, CALLED THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, IT SEEMS THAT 99.99999999 % OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY HAS ALREADY LEFT THE 'GOVERNMENT'. |
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Jomama
User ID: 180153
6/19/2007 9:37 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
What almost no one realizes:
Force always eats itself.
Therefore, The Fixers for Whatever Ails Us will be out in
droves, forcing more fixes of forced fixes...etc, etc.
Sit back and enjoy the show.
The Biggest Show on Earth...apologies to the carnies here.
to herd or not to herd
[link to djomama.blogspot.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111442
6/19/2007 9:51 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
we are the govt.
if we don't like what we are doing
we can change it |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 9:55 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
SEEING THAT THE FORMAL, 'FEDERAL GOVERNMENT' OCCUPIES 10 MILES SQUARE OF TERRITORY, CALLED THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, IT SEEMS THAT 99.99999999 % OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY HAS ALREADY LEFT THE 'GOVERNMENT'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 254145
The Columbia:
majestic beauty. This ten-gun, three-masted, 84 foot tall vessel is a full-scale replica of the first American ship to sail around the world.
Where?
[link to disneyland.disney.go.com]
Disneyland, figures... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111442
6/19/2007 9:57 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
kent, you generation abdicated responsibility for directing this nation
so, now all you can do is sit around and whine |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 10:08 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
Sit back and enjoy the show.
The Biggest Show on Earth...apologies to the carnies here. Quoting: Jomama
That's it, a scarecrow buzzard dressed up in an Uncle Sam suit.
Say....if that old buzzard in the suit was me, on the corner of Pike and 1st Avenue, downtown Seattle...
...with my tin cup... or porkskin banjo case...
...would I be arrested for excess Patriotism?
I could always tell them my name is Uncle Dunk... used to soldier for Boeing until unfairly fragged. |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 10:14 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
kent, you generation abdicated responsibility for directing this nation
so, now all you can do is sit around and whine Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111442
So I got ACCIDENTALLY gassed and thumped on the head for marching up against Fascist Pigs in the 60s?
Must have been a dream...
I want to be young and responsible again. Where do I get a beer, a bong and a Nintendo Wii? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 254063
6/19/2007 10:20 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
kent, you generation abdicated responsibility for directing this nation
so, now all you can do is sit around and whine
So I got ACCIDENTALLY gassed and thumped on the head for marching up against Fascist Pigs in the 60s?
Must have been a dream...
I want to be young and responsible again. Where do I get a beer, a bong and a Nintendo Wii? Quoting: emperor kenton 213340
You, Jomama, the "theosophist" sockpuppet, abelard are:
1. All Jews
2. More than likely 1 person
3. The only pigs were the ones playing the "fascist vs communist" game. That includes you. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139684
6/19/2007 10:22 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
kent, you generation abdicated responsibility for directing this nation
so, now all you can do is sit around and whine
So I got ACCIDENTALLY gassed and thumped on the head for marching up against Fascist Pigs in the 60s?
Must have been a dream...
I want to be young and responsible again. Where do I get a beer, a bong and a Nintendo Wii? Quoting: emperor kenton 213340
you gave up
so, why are you whining now? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36709
6/19/2007 10:22 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
So I got ACCIDENTALLY gassed and thumped on the head for marching up against Fascist Pigs in the 60s? Quoting: emperor kenton 213340
So you decided to quit? |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 10:36 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
So I got ACCIDENTALLY gassed and thumped on the head for marching up against Fascist Pigs in the 60s?
So you decided to quit? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36709
Hell no, I won't go!
I am currently programming a game for Nintendo Wii
Called "Protesting the Dumb-ass War".
You superglue the sensors to your knees.
Why?
The Seattle WTO Protests played hell on my sex life. Got rather forcibly frisked in the crotch--guess the friendly Fuzz figured I was concealing a baseball bat. Either that or they are just...weird. |
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AniMeyhem! nli
User ID: 148033
6/19/2007 10:42 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
In my early days in America it was fun. I felt like the Lone Cowboy on the Lone Prairie. I could gallop around and shout yeehaw and shoot at the sky and punch cattle, hell punch anything in sight. In the Silver Dollar Saloon it was nothing to go all-in at the poker table.
But back out on the prairie I noticed an increase in the buzzard population. A few buzzards okay, I could shout and wave my Stetson and shoo them away. But it seemed like those buzzards went and got their buzzard buddies and now too many buzzards. I go boo and they don't budge due to numbers I guess.
So now I sit on a rock and grow my beard and ponder on what to do. Quoting: emperor kenton 213340
Seems we forgot that you have to go out and shoot the buzzards every now and then to put the fear of God in them...I wonder when we forgot that... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111964
6/19/2007 10:45 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
the problem is
protesting is not a postive action
if your generation had become positively engaged
in the process
to bring change
you wouldn't be whining right now
you'd be like Ron Paul
and actually have a plan
to help the citizens of this country |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 10:56 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
The WTO Protest were weird
Over here you had a bunch of average labor union guys and their wives sittin on the ground singing "We Shall Overcome":
now they got sprayed!
Over there you had a bunch of Anarchists from Eugene busting windows:
the Fuzz just looked the other way!
So here's a tip, next protest wear a ski mask, not only do you get away with vandalism why you could probably swipe a badge or two for a souvenir.
I am only an organic Anarchist, that is when things of an official nature get really screwed up, I do anarchy by default. Either that or when I go skiing. |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:03 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
the problem is
protesting is not a postive action
if your generation had become positively engaged
in the process
to bring change
you wouldn't be whining right now
you'd be like Ron Paul
and actually have a plan
to help the citizens of this country Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111964
Do you mean more positive actions like the Boston Tea Party a skirmish at Bunker Hill and whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy?
Good idea! That way something historical might happen so future Ron-Pauls could have material to campaign about. |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:15 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
I do however agree with the thought that us old farts should do the risky frontline stuff.
Why?
A. Because we know how.
B. Because I don't want my kids out there. My fault, I raised them to be sensitive and nice. They were teens during the Clinton era when the world still liked us all. Besides crowd control has gone from mere pepper spray to weird Grunt microwave crowd control which is sissy-Brat tech if you ask me!
C. So dammit Old Farts, brave up, good day to fry. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 114353
6/19/2007 11:15 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
My oppinion is that those buzzards are trying to GET you to choose anarchy and come out to scare them, or shoot them, what ever. Maybe its their way to justify the declaration of martial law, to institute military law and dissolve the republic. Expand the territory to include those to the south and the north. To create a larger state to rule. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139684
6/19/2007 11:20 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
the problem is
protesting is not a postive action
if your generation had become positively engaged
in the process
to bring change
you wouldn't be whining right now
you'd be like Ron Paul
and actually have a plan
to help the citizens of this country
Do you mean more positive actions like the Boston Tea Party a skirmish at Bunker Hill and whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy?
Good idea! That way something historical might happen so future Ron-Pauls could have material to campaign about. Quoting: emperor kenton 213340
positive
like work to get someone elected
who will actually uphold the constitution |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 114353
6/19/2007 11:23 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
Right "Elect" someone to office. I can see it now Ron Paul wins 88% of the popular vote and Hillary wins the electoral vote and the gets the office. |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:28 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
I think I'll invent a defensive device for microwave sissy Brat crowd control.
How about copper frisbees?
A halftrack and mounted MW antenna pulls around the street corner and things start heatin up...
...ten thousand airborne copper frisbees!
That would be really cool to watch.
Bring hotdogs and buns for the party after. |
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icey ice
User ID: 254186
6/19/2007 11:32 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
why are people baggin on kenton?
i doubt any of these freaks with keyboards have done shit worth speaking of anyway
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:38 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
Right "Elect" someone to office. I can see it now Ron Paul wins 88% of the popular vote and Hillary wins the electoral vote and the gets the office. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114353
Paul still has to grapple with Giuliani. Neocons are crazy and don't play fair.
Besides Rudy was knighted by the queen. Try to wade through his mob, might have to contend with evil Borg soldiers dressed like nutcrackers.
Here's another Knight Commander of the British Empire. See what I mean?
[link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111442
6/19/2007 11:45 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
Right "Elect" someone to office. I can see it now Ron Paul wins 88% of the popular vote and Hillary wins the electoral vote and the gets the office. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 114353
it's people who are cynical
who won't do anything positive
as scripture says
the slothful won't even go into the street
because he says "a lion may eat me" |
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emperor kenton
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:46 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
why are people baggin on kenton?
i doubt any of these freaks with keyboards have done shit worth speaking of anyway
The RP guys don't like me, not because I don't currently campaign for RP, rather because I discovered a recent unusual RP press photo.
[link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 213340 (OP)
6/19/2007 11:49 AM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
as scripture says
the slothful won't even go into the street
because he says "a lion may eat me" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111442
Good, means I'm a saint, been in the streets a lot. Yet to be eaten by a lion, but those damn pecky buzzards... no not eagles...BUZZARDS! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 245332
6/19/2007 3:20 PM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
kent, you generation abdicated responsibility for directing this nation
so, now all you can do is sit around and whine Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111442
WHAT WE DID WAS FALL FOR THE BAD PRESS THAT IT WASN'T WORTH TRYING TO FIX IT, BECAUSE THE SYSTEM PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO MAKING US DISGUSTED WITH IT, SO WE LET THE SYSTEM SWING FREE FROM EXTREME TO EXTREME RATHER THAN ENTER INTO THE PUSH/PULL TO STOP THE SWINGS.
NOW THAT YOU ARE WAKING UP FROM OUR METHOD OF EXPOSING THE EXTREME SYSTEM SWINGS, PERHAPS YOU, THE NEXT GENERATION WILL TAKE YOUR ACTIVE PART TO CONTROL IT BETTER? |
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Xare
User ID: 250999
6/19/2007 3:22 PM | | Re: The Government love it or leave it.... | Quote |
Government is a body of Public Servants, not Authorities. |
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