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strange new anti- pot smoking AD for teens (aliens don't smoke weed)
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Aliens Don't Do Drugs
The best anti-pot ad ever.
By Seth Stevenson
Posted Monday, June 18, 2007, at 7:43 AM ET
The spot: A cartoon guy and gal are hanging out in a crudely drawn landscape. The guy puffs on a joint and exhales a jet of smoke. "Not again," says the disappointed girl. Suddenly, a UFO descends from the sky. A small alien emerges and walks over to the couple. The guy politely offers the alien a toke, but the creature declines—and at this, the girl swoons. We see the alien and the girl fly off together in the spaceship, leaving the jilted stoner alone with his thoughts.

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IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF ALIENS...SMOKE DOPE, THEY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU....but just incase the aliens are good and perhaps here to save you in the END TIMES...YOU DOPE SMOKERS ARE SCREWED LMAO
Whether you want it or not "they" are coming...PESTILENCE
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I don't see why they can't just tell us the facts about drugs instead of having cute little cartoons that have absolutely no meaning.

What a load of BULLSHIT.
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yeah and if you keep smokin dope an alien is going to come and steal your girlfriend from you.
Whether you want it or not "they" are coming...PESTILENCE
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lol
That's just weird.
10 million more kids are gonna start smoking dope in the hopes of seeing an alien.
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maybe the girl said "not again" because she's had too much, and the alien was a hallucination.
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maybe the girl said "not again" because she's had too much, and the alien was a hallucination.
 Quoting: WhiteCosmicWizard

could be but the write up on it (the second link) doesn't explain it that way...she is supposed to be meaning NOT AGAIN (her boyfriend is getting high again)
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you know is funny, because just yesterday I watch and AD of a popular commercial center here.
They have this special promotion every year for a month called "Julio Regalado" meaning a gifted July or something like that.
But this year they portray an alien invasion.
a fleet of alien ships will land in Mexico city next months says this AD.
  Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking
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::hybridkid:

::alienwave:

::MaryJayne:

::duzbad::
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This ad really makes me want to smoke a joint...


Does anybody remember the DARE program that we had to go thru in 6th grade or something? That's what first got me interested in drugs. I'm glad our tax dollars are going to these great programs...

Aliens and Drugs: what could possibly be more awesome?
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lol
That's just weird.
10 million more kids are gonna start smoking dope in the hopes of seeing an alien.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

rofl
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:tdmroflol:
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::gronion::
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I HATE those adds. Who would have thought that it would still be against the law in this day and age. It boggles the mind.

But the bigger point is it's the same scumbags who don't want teenagers to get high that want them all on prozac or some other zombie drug.
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06/19/2007 03:04 PM
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imagine this:
substitute for the alien, a Jesus figure (no one knows what he looks like anyway)
can you imagine the outrage?
the ACLU would be all over it
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06/19/2007 03:15 PM
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If only the millions of pot smokers out there wouldn't be so busy being unmotivated in their chairs while high, so that they could throw up the same kind of outrage that 'Prohibition' did with alcohol.. then it wouldn't stay illegal for long :D

Seriously.. alcohol's a lot more of a poison to society than weed.. whats up with it being almost legal for teens to buy/drink in most places? (Least its easy to get away with as most know heh)

Maybe they assume that because society in general is dumbing down, than little fancy adds with aliens will amaze and astound kids these days more than truth and facts.

The more time goes by, the more I see society slowly turning into what was depicted in the movie "Idiocracy"

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5a
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What they didnt show in the commercial was the dude going 'pfftt whatever" and toking away some more with a smile on his face.

Then another pretty girl walks by, sits down and gets high with him.

They then walk away hand in hand.

Next scene the abducted girl is sitting in a cooking pot screaming while she sees planet earth slowly receding in the spaceship portal.

Moral is: Dont smoke weed, it ruins the meat.
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What they didnt show in the commercial was the dude going 'pfftt whatever" and toking away some more with a smile on his face.

Then another pretty girl walks by, sits down and gets high with him.

They then walk away hand in hand.

Next scene the abducted girl is sitting in a cooking pot screaming while she sees planet earth slowly receding in the spaceship portal.

Moral is: Dont smoke weed, it ruins the meat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 182970



LOL that seems a lot more likely.

The motto of this commercial is this:

Smoking pot is bad, but interspecies sex is perfectly OK!
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free your mind. or join the army.
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bump
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I'm willing to bet that this cartoon was conceived by a stoner.
Remember the ad that said "This is your brain on drugs." That was a classic stoner commercial.

"And now a message from the President's Council... on drugs."

"Hey brothers! We's the Pill brothers!"
"You know, there's good drugs, and there's bad drugs
and there's times for using drugs and there's times for not using drugs."
"And hey brothers! We're going to take some drugs right now!"

"And we couldn't agree... more."

"That's right, Bill, we take drugs pretty seriously in our household"

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imagine this:
substitute for the alien, a Jesus figure (no one knows what he looks like anyway)
can you imagine the outrage?
the ACLU would be all over it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111964


I am already outraged!!!! How do they know aliens don't get high?

I think it's just their way of letting it "slip" about aliens. I will be you RIGHT now that GW is in some underground military base tokin' it up with a goddamned grey RIGHT NOW!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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06/20/2007 12:16 AM
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Of course they don't.

They smoke meth.
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I was a kid growing up in the 60's. My mother was dating a pot-smoking American draft dodger.
My brother and I asked our father, what he thought about drugs.
Our father was a radical Maoist who tried to foist Chairman Mao's little red book on us.
He said "You cannot serve Chairman Mao on drugs."

I figured that if drugs were a good antidote for both Chairman LBJ and Chairman Mao,.. I was going to get some as soon as I was old enough.

Even though I did go through a nationalist gung-ho phase in my youth, drugs kept me grounded.

I see a lot of anti-Islamic and anti Arab posts on GLP, and I think that the people who post this stuff, would never have the courage to sit down, unarmed, in a dark grapefruit grove and smoke some Lebanese Hashish with the PLO sympathisers from the neighbouring village.
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Yeah aliens get high off human fluids/loosh give it a try be elite!
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I was a kid growing up in the 60's. My mother was dating a pot-smoking American draft dodger.
My brother and I asked our father, what he thought about drugs.
Our father was a radical Maoist who tried to foist Chairman Mao's little red book on us.
He said "You cannot serve Chairman Mao on drugs."

I figured that if drugs were a good antidote for both Chairman LBJ and Chairman Mao,.. I was going to get some as soon as I was old enough.

Even though I did go through a nationalist gung-ho phase in my youth, drugs kept me grounded.

I see a lot of anti-Islamic and anti Arab posts on GLP, and I think that the people who post this stuff, would never have the courage to sit down, unarmed, in a dark grapefruit grove and smoke some Lebanese Hashish with the PLO sympathisers from the neighbouring village.
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I want to do that! You just helped me plan my next vacation.
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06/20/2007 02:35 AM
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good thread here

is the guy in the OP's AD already flying, so he don't care - or is he unaware that he is lowering his brainwaves with the dope?

Chicks like any fast moving glittering object, so I would wait for an AD with a nice gal who is talking to the guy regardless of whether he is toking or not. I mean, are the ladies here on some illegal substance that they can't see society is messed up and do something about it? If ladies would stand up and change things, life would improve in an instant and guys would be doing cool things all day long.

I'd say the guy has it right and the chick in the AD is a goldigger - alien or Earth
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drugs and dreams mmmmmmmmm delightful!

It's a pro-toking commercial -

-toke and you will be spared the reality splitting assault on your consciousness by the realization of multidimensional existence

it's a terrifying commercial -

-if you don't toke, you will not be spared the pain of the realization that there really are monsters and angels

either way

you are in never never land

because there are no aliens

are there

not really,
more like

cia drug control

and

neo-military abductions leaving you with alien cover memories. deer are aliens are men in camo/?

your dreams lie

your waking self knows
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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs!
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She clearly wasn't the girl for him, probably nagging him nonstop about his potsmoking habit ("Not again"). What that ad tells me is that people who do not have common interests should not be together. And that makes it a very uplifting message for me, one I can completely relate to.

Of course, I may have missed the joint, er, point. LOL

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