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NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 236763
6/22/2007 8:23 PM
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I was told that this info is making the rounds throughout the middle and upper elvels at NASA. The impact ISN'T an extinction level event, let me clarify this. However, it will be a disaster of unprecendented levels for modern man.
I know no one will believe this right now. BUT, in the coming months if you here more rumors about an asteroid, listen closely cause it's real.
By the time it's obvious to the World, it will be improtant to have things to barter with to get to a safe zone. Unfortunately, I don't know where those are yet, and probably will find out with you guys.
God bless |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 223603
6/22/2007 8:25 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
Wow...now this is something new! Thanks! |
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Hallulama
User ID: 266
6/22/2007 8:30 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
no no no you got it all wrong, they said 10 asteroids in 1 month
but we won't notice because tomorrow the sun will explode 500 times in a row and then the galaxy will deflate and go smelly and stuff
there be flies and crap all over the place
i read about all this on the internet yesterday so it's old news
Energy Must Flow |
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Unhinged Loon 
Danger, Will Robinson!
User ID: 253633
6/22/2007 8:38 PM
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It's coming!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 151457
6/22/2007 8:40 PM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 241387
6/22/2007 8:41 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
The good news: the asteroid is just a sign of god's will to smite all the evildoers who are sinnin' and fightin' and fornicatin' and stuff!!!
As for the rest of us, well, "collateral damage" y'know... |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 231070
6/22/2007 8:41 PM
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no no no you got it all wrong, they said 10 asteroids in 1 month
but we won't notice because tomorrow the sun will explode 500 times in a row and then the galaxy will deflate and go smelly and stuff
there be flies and crap all over the place
i read about all this on the internet yesterday so it's old news Quoting: Hallulama
Panic sex in the streets!!!!!!!!
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
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Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 254338
6/22/2007 8:42 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
this is an old hoax
come up with something fresh |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 250177
6/22/2007 8:45 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
 The good news: the asteroid is just a sign of god's will to smite all the evildoers who are sinnin' and fightin' and fornicatin' and stuff!!!
As for the rest of us, well, "collateral damage" y'know... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 241387 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 255904
6/22/2007 8:52 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 255907
6/22/2007 8:59 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
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Wraithwynd
User ID: 241016
6/22/2007 9:01 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I just got off the phone with several observatories around the world. No impact event is on its way - all of the known bodies are exactly where they are supposed to be.
So I checked the amateur astronomers (usually the first who actually discover new bodies by accident) and nope, all is quiet.
Your rumor is just that, a rumor - no substance to it. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 255906
6/22/2007 9:02 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
The good news: the asteroid is just a sign of god's will to smite all the evildoers who are sinnin' and fightin' and fornicatin' and stuff!!!
As for the rest of us, well, "collateral damage" y'know... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 241387
Yea, some good ole fashion GLP doom, getting tired of the attack on Iran doomers. |
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Stasis
User ID: 251960
6/22/2007 9:05 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I just got off the phone with several observatories around the world. No impact event is on its way - all of the known bodies are exactly where they are supposed to be.
So I checked the amateur astronomers (usually the first who actually discover new bodies by accident) and nope, all is quiet.
Your rumor is just that, a rumor - no substance to it. Quoting: Wraithwynd
If you're gonna go and bring reality in on the very first page, you ruin all the fun.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
-- Arlo Guthrie
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 255907
6/22/2007 9:11 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I just got off the phone with several observatories around the world. No impact event is on its way - all of the known bodies are exactly where they are supposed to be.
So I checked the amateur astronomers (usually the first who actually discover new bodies by accident) and nope, all is quiet.
Your rumor is just that, a rumor - no substance to it. Quoting: Wraithwynd
And you think they'd tell you if there was? You're not that naive, are you?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 141308
6/22/2007 9:11 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
Yeah, the observatories have all of those renegade space rocks on lockdown. These things fly past us all of the time and they don't see them until it has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 239052
6/22/2007 9:12 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
That would explain why they want to vacate the Cheyenne Mountain complex. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 196961
6/22/2007 9:13 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
Panic sex in the streets!!!!!!!! Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Woohooooooo! |
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Freeze Dried Jesus
User ID: 255903
6/22/2007 9:14 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
no no no you got it all wrong, they said 10 asteroids in 1 month
but we won't notice because tomorrow the sun will explode 500 times in a row and then the galaxy will deflate and go smelly and stuff
there be flies and crap all over the place
i read about all this on the internet yesterday so it's old news
Panic sex in the streets!!!!!!!! Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Or in my bunker. Eitehr way I am ready to rock!  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 196961
6/22/2007 9:14 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I just got off the phone with several observatories around the world. No impact event is on its way - all of the known bodies are exactly where they are supposed to be.
So I checked the amateur astronomers (usually the first who actually discover new bodies by accident) and nope, all is quiet.
Your rumor is just that, a rumor - no substance to it. Quoting: Wraithwynd
Do you go checking with these guys every time you hear a rumor on GLP? Because by now you'd think they would have started keeping their distance from you with the amount of times this happens on here. |
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535
User ID: 252083
6/22/2007 9:22 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
This will not happen. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 236763 (OP)
6/22/2007 9:25 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I know you guys thinking I'm BSing, but please remember in the coming months to look in the news for signs. And remember to get things to barter, money will be worthless. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 246883
6/22/2007 9:29 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I heard somewhere there was a galactic tsunami on the way... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 215939
6/22/2007 9:36 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I just spoke with one of my old college buddies who is working for NASA on the hubble project. He told me that the threat is real and that the asteroid is projected make impact in the South Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Africa. He knows that I live on the Northeast coast of America and he told me to sell the house and get away from the coast as as soon as possible. They are currently discussing as to whether or not this information should be made public as it would have consequences for the stock markets, but the govt is already taking action to protect its interests.
The asteroid is NOT a global killer, but it will create a tsunami that will wreak havoc on all atlantic ocean coastlines, from Greenland to Antartica. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 234305
6/22/2007 9:57 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I was told that this info is making the rounds throughout the middle and upper elvels at NASA. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 236763
Of COURSE you were ...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 174926
6/22/2007 10:03 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
Panic sex in the streets!!!!!!!! Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
gets in line!
i volunteer my services! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 255906
6/22/2007 10:39 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I heard somewhere there was a galactic tsunami on the way... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 246883
That rings a bell, now where did I hear that too... |
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mj-13
User ID: 255947
6/22/2007 10:39 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 151457
That was hilarious. Thanks AC for that one! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2312
6/22/2007 10:45 PM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
hey....leave the OP alone. It's been awhile since we had any good asteroid doom type threads. Kind of breaks the Ron Paul monotony. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 212096
6/24/2007 3:10 AM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
my 10 year old son has been asking for months "if an asteroid hits the Atlantic Ocean will we die?" I keep saying I don't know, I ask him why he keeps asking me this and he just keeps saying no reason and I was just wondering...He asks it every few months and has been asking it for I guess around 10 months now.
Just thought I would mention that lol... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 256402
6/24/2007 3:20 AM | | Re: NASA RUMOR: Asteroid to Impact Earth in 10 months. | Quote |
I had a dream about this. |
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