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A meteor is coming and we´re all going to die, British teacher tells pupils

 
The Seditionist
11/18/2004 08:00 PM
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A meteor is coming and we´re all going to die, British teacher tells pupils
Well this should start some shit...

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A meteor is coming and we´re all going to die, British teacher tells pupils

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LONDON (AFP) - A British schoolteacher, attempting to motivate her pupils into making the most of each day, told them a meteorite was about to smash into the Earth and that they should all return home to say goodbye to their families, a report said.


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The teacher at the high school in Manchester, northwest England, only realised her lecture was misjudged when many of the assembled teenagers started crying, the Sun newspaper said in its Friday edition.


According to the report, the unnamed female teacher made the announcement to around 250 pupils at St Matthew´s Roman Catholic High School during their regular morning assembly.


Saying she had bad news, the teacher announced that a meteor would strike the Earth in 10 days´ time, and that they should return home and say their "final farewells" to their parents.


After the crowd of 13- and 14-year-olds looked on in horror, and many burst into tears, the teacher swiftly explained that she was only trying to encourage them to "seize the day".


"Some of the children were 100 percent convinced they were going to die," the father of one child told the paper.


"God only knows what this teacher thought she was doing."
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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"God only knows what this teacher thought she was doing."

Prolly tryin´ to get them little ´uns to THINK about sumthin´ other´n TV and video games.
hrm
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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she´s probably a fellow glp_er cheer
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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Wouldn´t that be a real zinger if of all the doomsday senarios on GLP that this one made in jest turned out to be true?

lmao
The Seditionist
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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Yeah-note in the article she states "within 10 days".

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12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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thanksgiving weekend-maybe the time when all who have been liberated from earth give thanks for being taken out by the universe versus an atomic weapon.
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12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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oops
Tomorrows Headline
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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Re: A meteor is coming and we´re all going to die, British teacher tells pupils
BRITISH TEACHER WHO TRIED TO MOTIVATE PUPILS WITH "IMPACT" STORY MISSING

A British teacher who days earlier told her students the Earth would be hit by a meteor in 10 days has gone missing, as reported by her school district. Fellow teachers said she was last seen walking to the parking lot after staying late in the evening, and reported two men in blacks suits emerged from a black four-door Jaguar saloon car with dark windows which had pulled alongside her before her disappearance. Police have no leads in the case and are asking the public to come forward if they have any information.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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Isn´t Wio a school teacher??? hmmmm
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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WIO´s a school teacher? I hope she doesn´t put her bigoted view point shit into the minds of her students.

...oh, I forgot, they are already bigoted.
hrm
12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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oh my gawd are you sure they had the right country?????

could it be
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12/08/2005 10:17 AM
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Retard. loser

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