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Police warn against rise of meth gators in Alabama!!!

 
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Police warn against rise of meth gators in Alabama!!!
Officers ask residents to think twice before flushing their meth down the toilet

“Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”

Meth gators, because 2019.

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Unless the cops are coming thru the door at time, there are no meth heads flushing meth down the toilet and even then they will be swallowing as much as they can before flushing it
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Also beware of the dreaded ALLAHgator!

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I think all alligators should be painted orange just to give everyone a fighting chance...
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LoL I was just coming to post this.

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We can ride some methgators into Area 51.

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We can ride some methgators into Area 51.

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Lol why they have such little arms
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Shoal creek? I live on shoal creek...here in bàma, four years now. It's peaceful way out here and so beautiful, but the people are pretty narrow minded and dumb...i keep to myself because of it. Moved here from Michigan.
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Is that like the sharknado? At least the gators are not ghey yet like the frogs.
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wait till u try eating a meth gecko.
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hiding
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wait till u try eating a meth gecko.
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Unless the cops are coming thru the door at time, there are no meth heads flushing meth down the toilet and even then they will be swallowing as much as they can before flushing it
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We can ride some methgators into Area 51.

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release the Crackens. wtflol
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We can ride some methgators into Area 51.

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release the Crackens. wtflol
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Shoal creek? I live on shoal creek...here in bàma, four years now. It's peaceful way out here and so beautiful, but the people are pretty narrow minded and dumb...i keep to myself because of it. Moved here from Michigan.
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Re: Police warn against rise of meth gators in Alabama!!!
at this very moment there is an executive at the sy-fy channel on the phone to some washed up actor from the 80s or 90s pitching a new blockbuster movie idea to him "methgator"
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oh wow, this will mess up evolution and Gators will start walking on hind legs and shit. eek.
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That's methed up
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Re: Police warn against rise of meth gators in Alabama!!!
Officers ask residents to think twice before flushing their meth down the toilet

“Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”

Meth gators, because 2019.

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Re: Police warn against rise of meth gators in Alabama!!!
Shoal creek? I live on shoal creek...here in bàma, four years now. It's peaceful way out here and so beautiful, but the people are pretty narrow minded and dumb...i keep to myself because of it. Moved here from Michigan.
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Howdy neighbor
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Oh snap!! So that's what happened to Elvis the 'gator in the original Miami Vice tv series.
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Is that like the sharknado? At least the gators are not ghey yet like the frogs.
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Wouldn't be tornado. We have hurricanes. It would be "Gatorcane". New Orleans could be slammed with 3 tons of methed out gators ahead of storm surge and plenty of floaters to get fat on. Jambalaya.

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But won’t their teeth fall out? yeahsure
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advert for new gator film
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'just give em a call'
yeah right
some fool will fall for this shit and end up in the clinker tounge
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If the cops stopped raiding the meth-heads, they would never need to flush their drugs again... lol.
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