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Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.

 
Birdie
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07/07/2007 10:28 PM
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Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.
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Birdie
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3/1/2006 2:48 PM
Report abusive postThe American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

Okay so here it goes.

My name is Birdie to you. No one else calls me by that name, apart from someone in my distant past, and she will know, she will remember.

I'm in a foreign country now but they'll probably figure soon enough who I am. But I ain't gonna make it too easy for them.

I'm what you'd call a high-class hooker, but I post myself as a an escort, a "lady companion" ... you get the picture. I've had a lot of clients over the last few years, including Billy, and that's how I know Monica was paid by an Israeli businessman for what she did.

The Bush crowd are the worst. They're not as generous and their manners generally stink. Okay, there are exceptions. It's the exception I'm talking about. The one who told me things I don't know, if you know what I mean.

I want to be sure this is the right place to tell you something very important, something I've already told a foreign journalist, who then went running to his government instead of his editor.

You all heard the rumors about 9/11? Well, they're mostly true. Something worse is about to happen real soon. And I mean real soon. You want a time and a place? I can give you a date and the means of delivery. I can give you speculation about the place, because they ain't fully decided.

You got ears?

Birdie
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3/1/2006 3:20 PMRe: The American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

Okay. For those who respect my person and were kind enough to ask nicely, here's something you need to check out, because this is what I was told by John Hannah.

On March 11, in the morning ( I don't know the exact time because they're "chewing over the details" and such), at least two or maybe three cities on the west coast are going to get nuked.

The plan is that the nukes will be delivered by a sub in the ocean. The sub will be destroyed (maybe) and all fingers point at al Qaeda. Then the evidence hits the news desks even before anyone gets a chance to examine the real deal, and the evidence says ... "Hey, guys, this sub was an Iranian sub. Made in Iran by Iranian technicians. Gee, ain't that strange?"

That's the sell.

Birdie
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3/1/2006 3:26 PMRe: The American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

Joshua, I don't know if LA is one of them. I only know that two cities are in the crosshairs, and then he laughed and said "three" because that's a lucky number.

Birdie
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3/1/2006 3:32 PMRe: The American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

I feel real bad giving out on John because he is a perfect gentleman. Most of them ain't. Most of them are either animals or like dumb teenage boys, which I guess is the same thing. A lot of the others don't do girls, so there's not much I can say about them.

Birdie
User ID: 78453
3/1/2006 4:08 PMRe: The American people are in very grave danger ... I have sex with some of the top people in government ... They tell me things

I can't let you get away with that, Sinanju, because when you say those things you're defaming my profession.

You got to understand that I'm not just some cheap gal ready for the take. There are others like me, and in fact we sometimes get together in a club one of them owns (yes, owns) and talk about business. It's very discreet. We laugh about some of the cutest (and not very cute) things about our clients.

You could say, as others have, "Hell, Birdie, you could write a book about that and retire a millionaire!"

Well, let me tell you. I am a millionaire. And no publisher would touch this kind of book. If I sent him a manuscript, he would probably be found dead the next day. Suicide.

Anyway, it was time for me to get out of the game.

There are some kind people here in your forum, and because they showed good manners I told them what I think they should know. I don't want to see my country nuked.

Another lady companion knows this too, but she's sitting tight on it and there's now way she'll tell anyone, and I respect her for that because confidentiality is part of the job.

I could also tell you things about Sandy Berger, who worked for Billy. I could tell you things about Sandy and Jeb and 9/11 that you wouldn't believe, though I think some of you already know.

I ain't political. As far as I'm concerned, Republican money is just as good as Democrat money, and from where I'm standing, they all look pretty much the same anyway. The whole 9/11 show wasn't just a Republican thing. Billy's gang was part of the deal ... the ink on the script was still wet when George took over.

I don't entertain ordinary senators -- they can't afford me. But let me tell you straight, some of them know everything I've told you. Republican and Democrat. There ain't a whisper between them.

Have a nice day.
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07/07/2007 10:29 PM
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Re: Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.
You`ll notice the link no longer works. That`s after the server was overhauled.
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07/07/2007 10:35 PM
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Re: Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.
So what? It was all bullshit anyway, correct?
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03/08/2009 05:08 PM
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Re: Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.
I started thinking about this thread again today - I read this when I first started lurking around GLP and have been hooked ever since. Check out her doom date/description (March 11). Interesting how she brings up John Hannah as her source and gets pretty specific - not your average doom thread.
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03/10/2009 06:45 PM
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Re: Birdie thread for those who missed it the first time round.
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I remember that thread!
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