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What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine.
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One-ninety NLI
User ID: 139190
 United Kingdom
7/17/2007 5:47 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
This is my experience of Firing The Grid:
It was a dark and stormy morning here in the land of the reptilian Queen.
I was loaded with weight and sin. I decided it was time to give into desire; to spoil myself; to get what I deserve; to satiate my desires.
I used the disabled toilet.
I sat for some time, straining, agonising, but ultimately, achieving very little.
I looked at my watch: 12:11 DST. This was it, I decided: this was my perfect moment.
I decided to relax, to let the energy flow through me, to let the universe engorge me in it's dark beauty, and simultaneously let the spirit of 3 million touchy-feely idiots wash over me.
It was then that it happened.
With a resonance louder than liberal apologists themselves, my bodily bowls exploded.
Yesterdays sin, yesterdays miss-endeavour; yesterdays non-organic meat-out was... forgiven; was gone; was expelled from my body... as if it was mere piss in the wind. Yet it was not. It was pure shit. Pure crap. Pure New-Age Bollocks.
My friends, this was not a time not for loving, nor for sharing, or vibrating, but for filling: Filling large porcelain crocks with shit.
I sat and stared upon what I had created. I was proud. This was, indeed, a very full, very ample, crock of shit.
My work here was done.
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One-ninety NLI
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 5:53 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Apologies for typos. The whole experience evidently went to "my head"...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 268097
 United States
7/17/2007 6:02 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
My friends, this was not a time not for loving, nor for sharing, or vibrating, but for filling: Filling large porcelain crocks with shit.
I sat and stared upon what I had created. I was proud. This was, indeed, a very full, very ample, crock of shit.
My work here was done. Quoting: One-ninety NLI 139190
Everyone was faithful to the moment, it would seem, in his or her own way. ;)
Even an hour of world-wide transcendence can be taken too seriously. |
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One-ninety NLI
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 6:04 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Lets just say I ain't needin no fibre today, biatch!
;-)
My friends, this was not a time not for loving, nor for sharing, or vibrating, but for filling: Filling large porcelain crocks with shit.
I sat and stared upon what I had created. I was proud. This was, indeed, a very full, very ample, crock of shit.
My work here was done.
Everyone was faithful to the moment, it would seem, in his or her own way. ;)
Even an hour of world-wide transcendence can be taken too seriously. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 268097 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 246619
United States
7/17/2007 6:19 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Here is an amazing story in a comic format for you to read today:
[link to www.chick.com] |
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Colonel Cluster
User ID: 268116
United States
7/17/2007 6:19 PM
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Mass delusion can be tons of fun! Careful though! It can also be VERY, very dangerous.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 268117
United States
7/17/2007 6:19 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
A neat little video.
[link to divinefeminine.ca]
Here was my experience. I set the alarm for that hour. I wasn't sure what I was going to do at that time and thought to take it up in prayer when it was to start to search myself for that center.
I got up still not sure of what I was going to do with it and lit a candle and put some perfume on that has significants to me. I also sprayed my bedding.
Then I laid down and started to think on it. My mind started to drift into different scenarios until I found the center of what I knew was correct for me.
It was very gental and persistent like holding on to the Now for that hour or so. It was really effortless once I found that center of expression.
One of the things I thought of and pictured was all those who were also giving their love and kindness and hopes for freedom and liberty. I then wished for all of that engery to connect through us as a current in unity as one intent. Again it was effortless to maintain it.
As I was doing this I began to speak to Mother and it just flowed out nicely. This went on for the entire time. It was so magical really and very natural. It was a true Mother-Daughter talk. And it was also a serious talk as well.
After this right before I fell asleep something happened. My brain began to vibrate with a higher pitch sound that also reminded me of a kind of grinding tone as well and as it did, and it was really very vivid and physical, I heard something like a release sound. A kind of popping of sorts and I saw a butterfly being fired out of this sound into the cosmos and yet fully in my mind space. It wasn't subtle to say the leaset.
It was a wonderful experience and I expect it to continue manifesting. |
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One-ninety NLI
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 6:20 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Mass delusion can be tons of fun! Careful though! It can also be VERY, very dangerous.
This is true.
I forgot to lock the door. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 6:22 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
As I was doing this I began to speak to Mother and it just flowed out nicely. This went on for the entire time. It was so magical really and very natural. It was a true Mother-Daughter talk. And it was also a serious talk as well. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 268117
You began to speak to "Mother"???
I'm guessing you've never seen "Psycho"? |
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i is that which i is
User ID: 254058
United States
7/17/2007 6:35 PM
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God/The Force/The Source/ The Great Spirit/ is the sentient Universe.
IT has made IT's presence known. IT is all around you. It is you as well as everybody else and everything else. All It asks is that you love which means respect for your environment and everybody around you. Cancers will be removed.
Peace 
If we do not live together in peace, we will die together in war.
>>>>>>>
lol, sorry guys all these stories sound cool , but the only way any god will ever get my acceptance, its to "globally" make its presence known, every single man woman and child must experience this at one time all at once, EVERYONE! if there is a god and it is all powerful this should not be a problem. The chick in the videos' sounds nuts, she even admits it a few times in the vid!!! and that she dont even believe her own "stuff" half the time. Good luck with the grid firing, but like i said, if not globally all at once, there is nothing in religion there for me, except some really twisted stories of morality, bigotry, killing and forceful mind control. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 166822
"I am not afraid to stand alone, but it's always more fun if I have friends standing with me." Lena Coleon. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 268075
United States
7/17/2007 6:38 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
I have been praying for earth healing for a while. So I said a few prayers again last night.
This morning I awoke at 6:50, a little late for the 6:16 start, said a prayer for all those meditating, and crashed for a couple more hours. Look on the bright side, no more earthquakes in Japan today! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 144256
United States
7/17/2007 6:38 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Who everwas here in spirit in Northern calif... We made a rainbow around the sun. (still there) Except there's a chemtrail going threw the center of it.... ps only 10miles as the crow flies from bohemia grove... I drove up to the gate yesterday .... hhehehehe.... Tis a quiet revolution......  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 266698
United States
7/17/2007 6:52 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Well......There I was.....at the appointed hour.
I had crawled out a window on my Grey Hound Bus and was on the roof. (Too many nut cases inside).
There I found a Beautiful Swedish girl with the same idea.
We were doing it for 30 minutes (solid dog fasion) when the time arrived. Going 90 MPH down the Autoban expressway.
Just at 11:11, I blew my nuts and the bus ran over a cliff.
When I awakened (she was still beneath me), I realized that I had made my contribution to a better world.
Let's do it again!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 6:56 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Well......There I was.....at the appointed hour.
I had crawled out a window on my Grey Hound Bus and was on the roof. (Too many nut cases inside).
There I found a Beautiful Swedish girl with the same idea.
We were doing it for 30 minutes (solid dog fasion) when the time arrived. Going 90 MPH down the Autoban expressway.
Just at 11:11, I blew my nuts and the bus ran over a cliff.
When I awakened (she was still beneath me), I realized that I had made my contribution to a better world.
Let's do it again!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 266698
Holy shit dude! "Solid Dog"? I fucking love you!
Your kin will be blessed. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 7:12 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
For the greatest expression to (most recently) grace the english language. |
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Op
User ID: 268141
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 8:09 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
I lay in my garden next to my small pond in the sun chilling out, I opened my eyes and there was an AWAK circling above
What's AWAK?
My question exactly. It's not this I suppose:
[ link to www.urbandictionary.com]
I think he means an AWACS plane.
Yes that is what I meant, I see that someone was upset by me posting acronyms and expecting everyone to know what an AWAK, was.
My mistake,I left the computer shortly after posting this thinking it would not receive much attention, I did not realise it had been pinned.
I should have googled first and it would have came up with AWACS.
[link to www.boeing.com] |
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féru. 
dot connector
User ID: 268149
 Mexico
7/17/2007 8:12 PM
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Not a story,just a small fact :-) :
It was exactly 40 years ago that the Beatles released the "All You Need is Love"-single in the U.S.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 267916
084M4-C41D3R0N %N0W5... 9/II 1N51D3 J08....AHINI 4L50 1N51D3 J08
March 20 2012 Quetzalcoatl's Return
Welcome back beloved Enki
2010 the beginning of all.
Nabu in my heart con tu luz. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 139190
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 8:42 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
For possibly the best thread eva to lay it's body upon the beautiful GLP.
The gird is full of beautiful stories, my friends. Engage your bowels with that shit. |
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sixpence worth
User ID: 265969
 Australia
7/17/2007 8:48 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Had a lovely meditation time last night. Played Vangelis and visualised the joy of the natural inhabitants of this earth. How the birds and fish and animals in nature all exhibit joy of life. I also winged over the oceans and forests flying around this gigantic ball of energy we all live on - how really beautiful it is? Then I went to the dark places and swept rainbows of colour over and over the countries - eg. Iraq Africa Palestine and others - I was in joy the whole time Wonderful experience |
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Have a nice day
User ID: 160967
 Spain
7/17/2007 9:58 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
A few misguided souls decided to drop rather unpleasant stories into this thread...
such as.....
Have a nice day
User ID: 160967
7/17/2007 2:43 PM
Nice try but you really should put things like this in another thread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 180437
You're right to pull me up on this, but I thought I'd throw in a contrast and in that respect it's possibly very much deserving of this thread. What do I think of fire the grid...not a lot unless you can carry those thoughts over into everyday life.
I was impressed though mostly by the extent I was ignored. What was I really doing at 11.11 am, playing games with an 18 month old, we had a ball, all smiles.
Cheers. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 268159
United Kingdom
7/17/2007 10:00 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
"For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 268172
United States
7/17/2007 10:07 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
I was over flowed by anger from the time I woke up at 6:30 and it lasted until around noon.
These people need to learn what they are playing with before releasing their negative energy onto others, but thinking they're helping 'earth'.
And the energy vamps were thriving today, anyone notice this? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 267742
United States
7/17/2007 10:23 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
LOL negative energy? You come into a thread, talk about how you were angry all day, post something NEGATIVE in a wonderful thread full of positivity, and then say WE released negativity during our love filled energy session?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Release your fear and anger dear. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 267742
United States
7/17/2007 10:24 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Oh and energy vamps cant touch me anymore. I learned how to protect myself by staying in the light. They feed off fear and negativity. Be careful. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69144
United States
7/19/2007 6:24 PM | | Re: What stories do you have while firing the grid? here is mine. | Quote |
Any more? |
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