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Who Sired JESUS' Illigitimate Ass? Is GOD to Blame?

 
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Who Sired JESUS' Illigitimate Ass? Is GOD to Blame?
Who Sired Jesus? Who's the Father
of JESUS' illigitimate ass?

Is God to blame?

Or could it be that the
BASTARD Jesus,
just uses God's name?





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Little Star

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07/24/2007 06:41 PM
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You can run, but you cannot hide.

You know who I am, and you know the gift that has been given to me. So lets cut to the chase.

When did your lover leave you and what did he do to cause all this pain?

I see you in your shorts, and your dyed hair. Lets see if you can see me.

blessings to all
guido
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07/24/2007 06:43 PM
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you might want to get a life before it's over because there's a special corner in Hell for ilk . . .
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Re: Who Sired JESUS' Illigitimate Ass? Is GOD to Blame?
Can't speak for god, but I'm glad I've never sired.
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There is one theory that Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.
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There is alot of evidence to indicate his lineage as coming from the House of David, aka the Royal Egyptian Line, as David the start of it all (the recorded part) as Tuthmosis III, [link to www.touregypt.net]
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SAD, SO SADD
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There is tons of evidence from Adam to virgin Mary the blood line of Christ.

That blood line did not mix with the fallen angels. It was a pure blood line!
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There is one theory that Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 150812



That kind of like what I've heard.

Only the way I heard it, Mary was a whore, who got the Roman soldiers to line up to be "Serviced" at her tent on pay day.


With as many Roman soldiers as Mary screwed every day, the Father could have been anybody.
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SAD, SO SADD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 269586

What's so sad about royalty, chum?
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Maybe Maury Povich could do a segment on this.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
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SAD, SO SADD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 269586


This is is only a TROJAN HORSE.

The etheric WEB RECORDS ALL EVENTS THAT HAPPEN TO IT.
F O R E V E R.


Any and all interferences will incur liabilities in etheric realms according to God’s Law/The source/by whatever name you choose to identify this aspect.

Jacques.
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When I first heard the myth of JC, I thought he sounded like a bastard.
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You miss the point.

It's the religion that has taught people to focus on Jesus. He is not the focal point - FIND THE ARCHETYPE - then you will begin to understand.
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There is one theory that Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.



That kind of like what I've heard.

Only the way I heard it, Mary was a whore, who got the Roman soldiers to line up to be "Serviced" at her tent on pay day.


With as many Roman soldiers as Mary screwed every day, the Father could have been anybody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 271815






jesus IS a bastard
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There is one theory that Mary was raped by a Roman soldier.
That kind of like what I've heard.
Only the way I heard it, Mary was a whore, who got the Roman soldiers to line up to be "Serviced" at her tent on pay day.
With as many Roman soldiers as Mary screwed every day, the Father could have been anybody.

jesus IS a bastard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 271838

It has nothing to do with Jesus. Find the archetype - find your answers.
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Bumping for BASTARD Jesus!


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CHILDREN: If Jesus loves them, then that's one MORE reason why I hate their guts.



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God loves you Alyson...
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I'm Not Sorry = Campbell Randt in disguise...Jooish manwhore.
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I'm Not Sorry = Campbell Randt in disguise...Jooish manwhore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 271826



lol

You don't have to be jewish to hate jesus.
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Jesus is not illegitimate. His physical body was created by the same God that creates all of us. The only difference is that unlike ordinary human beings the physical body of Jesus Christ had no earthly father.
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I'm Not Sorry = Campbell Randt in disguise...Jooish manwhore.



lol

You don't have to be jewish to hate jesus.
 Quoting: I'm Not Sorry

Of course not but I know it's you Campell.
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God is a DJ ;o)



Jacques.
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The Lion Of Judah

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I'm Not Sorry = Campbell Randt in disguise...Jooish manwhore.



lol

You don't have to be jewish to hate jesus.
 Quoting: I'm Not Sorry

So you are a man pretending to be a female?

I'm not sorrrrrrrrry. I feel for you man!

Lets add fuel to the fire.

I bet that you have no bible knowledge what so ever and that your emotions are based on someone hurting you that was a Christian.

Or, maybe the life you have choosen is full of pain and you get off on hurting others?

If I said I was not a Christian, would you be rejoycing?
If I said I did not love anyone, would that appease you?

Your game is up. Everyone see's that you are looking for attention.
Many of us who are Christians have direct contact with each other. Many of us feel you are an abused soul looking to punish anyone in your path.

But you know girl, you are still going to get love from me. And we can leave Jesus out of it. I have found myself and know myself so well that I do not have to push any hate or desire to hurt anyone.
When you have seen death as much as I have, you might realize that your time is short. I gather by the way you carry your words that you are under the age of 35.
I want to share one little thing personally about me. Some here already know this, but just to fill you in a bit.
I have tasted death, crossed over, seen the other side. Guess what, you are going to have a huge awakening when it is your turn.
Do I think you care one way or another, nope!
When I moved back into my flesh body, I knew that real love carries over to the spiritual life.
I too was bitter angery at my life not knowing who to trust and looked at the world as if it was a half empty cup of water. Now my cup runneth over with love for everyone.
Does that move you? Nope! I answered for you because of your previous expressions.
But anyway, newbie friend, you will have a vision before the end of the week. And you are not going to like it.
I am not a play actor, nor a deciever, nor some brainwashing prick like you are used to dealing with.
There is a God, and I know that means nothing to you.
But anyway, you will have a fun time in your sleep!
Have a nice trip!
blessings to all
Little Star

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Hey OP. Who do you love? Anyone?
blessings to all
Sandpiper
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07/24/2007 09:22 PM
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WOW!!!! Stand back everyone, I wouldn't want to stand next to this guy in a storm...
Little Star

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WOW!!!! Stand back everyone, I wouldn't want to stand next to this guy in a storm...
 Quoting: Sandpiper 271882


I have been in battle, seen enough death for two lives.

blessings to all
Heya
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Of course not but I know it's you Campell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 271826


I thought the same too.
Little Star

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Of course not but I know it's you Campell.


I thought the same too.
 Quoting: Heya 162439

Who is Campell? Inlighten me if you would please. Thank you!

blessings to all

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