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Post Your Favorite Alien/UFO Joke

 
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07/26/2007 06:01 AM
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
>> addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
>> your leader."
>>
>> The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry
>> at
>> the lack of response.
>>
>> The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
>>
>> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
>>
>> Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the
>> pump's
>> haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings,
>> Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way ! Take us to your
>> leader or I will fire !"
>>
>> The older alien again warned his young comrade saying, "You probably
>> don't
>> want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad."
>>
>> "Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
>> pump
>> and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
>> towards them and blew the younger alien right off his feet and deposited
>> him
>> a burnt, smoking, crumpled mess, about 200 yards away, in a cactus patch.
>>
>> Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
>> his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the
>> older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
>>
>> "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn
>> near
>> killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
>>
>> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
>> friend
>> and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
>> travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around
>> himself twice and then stick it in his ear."
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07/26/2007 06:22 AM
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An alien craft landed in a park where two old women were having a picnic. Out of curiosity the old women approached the craft and just then a hatch opened and a being exited the vehicle. The women stood in awe as they gazed upon the creature. He was dressed in an expensive looking suit and adorned with gold bracelets, a gold watch, and a gold necklace. "Wow", said one of the women, "do all you aliens dress like that?" To which the alien replied "Just us Jews."

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