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WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!

 
JelloBiafra
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WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
Seriously,

i am 33, and throughout my whole life, aside from being an infant, (tho i cannot recall specifically), dont know how to burp.

now, on occasion, and a very rare occasion it is, i will get little pockets of air that release, but i have never to my knowledge, been able to rip a roarin burp like the rest of everyone else.

i had a girlfriend who could rattle a window, but i cant even get a fly to flinch with my little mini me seltzers. i cant even call em a burp, hard to explain.

ive even googled: how to burp, but its been awhile, was just wondering if there are more of the same out there, when i tell people this they dont believe me, but its true.



signed,

burpenvy.
Gassy
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07/27/2007 08:33 AM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
So do you blow it out your ass instead?
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07/27/2007 08:34 AM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
swallow lots of Mento's & drink some Coke...you'll be fine!!

You're welcome



hf
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07/27/2007 08:41 AM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
Heh indeed I cannot either, having a similar problem to you. I have just never been able to muster one! So don't worry, I've met a couple of others like us, it's no problem except it makes drinking lager a bit of a job! Its as if we are unable to recall how to satisfy this primal urge!
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07/27/2007 08:53 AM
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LOL, yuppers, i can fart with the best of em, but my ass is tired now, im getting older and would rather burp on occasion , give the sphinter a rest.

and no matter how much beer or soda i chug, i still cannot muster but a peep.
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07/27/2007 09:33 AM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
TRY A LEVEL TSP OF SODA IN 1/2 C OF WATER. WORKS FOR ME.
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07/27/2007 09:38 AM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
Maybe you need someone to pat you on the back, like mothers do to get their babies to burp. lol
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07/27/2007 12:44 PM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
Maybe you need someone to pat you on the back, like mothers do to get their babies to burp. lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14112

MOMMMMA!
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07/27/2007 12:46 PM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
For a supreme burp...Ingest pop-rocks, a can of coke, and two alkaseltzers.
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07/27/2007 12:47 PM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
drink a beer.
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07/27/2007 01:31 PM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
Seriously,

i am 33, and throughout my whole life, aside from being an infant, (tho i cannot recall specifically), dont know how to burp.

now, on occasion, and a very rare occasion it is, i will get little pockets of air that release, but i have never to my knowledge, been able to rip a roarin burp like the rest of everyone else.

i had a girlfriend who could rattle a window, but i cant even get a fly to flinch with my little mini me seltzers. i cant even call em a burp, hard to explain.

ive even googled: how to burp, but its been awhile, was just wondering if there are more of the same out there, when i tell people this they dont believe me, but its true.



signed,

burpenvy.
 Quoting: JelloBiafra

cinnamon will help you burp
as will ginger

try some ginger tea
or cinnamon bark tea
with honey
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07/27/2007 07:00 PM
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So do you blow it out your ass instead?
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Is that kinda like your head explosioning?
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07/27/2007 07:10 PM
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Me too i seriously don't remember ever burping in my life... Not that i would want too being all lady like and such...
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07/27/2007 07:12 PM
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Re: WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!
TRY A LEVEL TSP OF SODA IN 1/2 C OF WATER. WORKS FOR ME.
 Quoting: FREEDOM 272102

Works like a charm for me too.

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