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Stephen Colbert breaks wrist on set

Fri Jul 27, 6:27 PM ET

NEW YORK - Stephen Colbert's disdain for all things left is growing.

The host of "The Colbert Report" revealed on Thursday night's show that he broke his left wrist while running around the New York studio before taping a recent episode. Colbert removed a large "No. 1" foam hand to unmask a small cast.

"I didn't want to draw attention to it. I didn't want to play on your sympathy," Colbert said before dramatically grimacing.

The fall happened June 27, before the show went on a two-week hiatus, a spokesman for Comedy Central said Friday. Colbert, 43, was only recently fitted with a cast.

"To be honest, I'm not entirely sure how it happened," the mock right-wing talk-show host told his audience. "My director Jimmy is suggesting I might have broken my wrist ... before the show."

Slow-motion footage was then shown of Colbert running around the set to "pump up" the crowd. Beyonce Knowles' "Ring the Alarm" was played over the footage, alluding to the singer's fall while performing the song during a concert Tuesday in Orlando, Fla.

As Colbert rounded his "C"-shaped desk and headed to high-five his audience, he slipped and fell backward.

"Yeah, that might have been it," he deadpanned.

Colbert and his cast stopped by the White House on Friday to spread the drama a little further. He and his crew staged a mock briefing in the White House briefing room, where Colbert sat in the front row, raised his wounded limb and was called on by presidential press secretary Tony Snow.

Snow also signed the cast and engaged in a few minutes of banter with Colbert as the cameras rolled. The cast was to be auctioned off later to raise money for military families.
[link to news.yahoo.com]

They could have applied preasure. I can just see him straped to a table and the screw device applied. What would it take to get him to sit still for that?
He took one for the team.

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07/27/2007 10:16 PM
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If you think for one minute that they are NOT serioius about killing us all ... then you are not paying attention. Colbert may be joking... but the subject is deadly serious. Hey Cheney said something to the effect that it is time to consider using "Bio-specific" weapons ... I believe him... he is a psychopathic homicidal killer who wants most of the people on this planet dead. Listen to him! He means it.
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07/27/2007 10:44 PM
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Re: Colbert breaks wrist
That was probably his punishment for the Ron Paul interview.
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07/27/2007 10:46 PM
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jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit

Washingtons awash with them. Im suprised they all don't sport castes or wrist supports.
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07/28/2007 10:04 AM
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I can just see Tony Snowjob and his goons strapping Colbert down on the torture table and applying the wrist screw.
What would it take to get you to sit still for a broken wrist?!!
It is no coincidence.
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muaha
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07/28/2007 10:15 AM
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Re: Colbert breaks wrist
:roflmfao: Steven Rox !
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07/28/2007 10:20 AM
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WOW that's sarcastic satire at its best.

And he shoved Fulford's name into the brains of the average peeps.
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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07/28/2007 10:51 AM
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colbert cheer 3x
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07/28/2007 11:00 AM
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Re: Colbert breaks wrist
At least he told you before hand (LOL) that he was being sarcastic.


Colbert removed a large "No. 1" foam hand to unmask a small cast.

"I didn't want to draw attention to it."
"I didn't want to play on your sympathy," Colbert said.


Slow-motion footage was then shown of Colbert running around the set to "pump up" the crowd.

Beyonce Knowles' "Ring the Alarm" was played over the footage.



Now was that his left-hand path wrist or his right-hand path wrist?
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07/28/2007 12:12 PM
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Re: Colbert breaks wrist
it was his left hand
since i broke the same one as a child
i noticed that
colbert is on the side of good and right
not the fake neocon right





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