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Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God

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Emperor Kenton
11/21/2004 10:48 AM

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Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God

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Mark Twain War Prayer
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"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them--in spirit--we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with hurricanes of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it -- for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen."

[link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
Psuedo-philosophy, from the King of Nonsense himself.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
Saw that on your site Emp, nice splash :)

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
Psuedo-philosophy -------------------- hmm, referencing religion, science, Republicans? [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Mista Natchal
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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Good one, Kent. I hadn´t seen that before. I predict it sails over the heads of your myriad ankle biters. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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Simplification of Twain. Dear God: Please flatten everyone that ain´t like me. Dolly Parton excluded. Thanks, Kent [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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>hmm, referencing religion, science, Republicans? Not Republicans, all politicians at large.

Natasha
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
I always ask myself before I do anything, "What would Puddin´ Head do?" [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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When you´re wounded and left on Afghanistan´s plains and the women come out to cut up what remains Jes roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to yer Gawd like a soldier US has made huge massive stupid blind destructive mistakes. Not once have they got it right. They could have chosen to lead, they chose instead to follow the money.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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"History has tried hard to teach us that we can´t have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn´t be wise." Guess who?

nv
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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It was satire, obviously. It would be a good idea to forward this to war-supporting Christians everywhere. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
>US has made huge massive stupid blind destructive mistakes. Not once have they got it right. They could have chosen to lead, they chose instead to follow the money. One could say the same of every other country in the World.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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From the laziest man to have ever lived.

Monty Python
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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Reminds me of the Holy Hand Grenade. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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"It would be a good idea to forward this to war-supporting Christians everywhere." You think Christians are the only ones who support the war?

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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You think Christians are the only ones who support the war? ----------------------------------------- Yeah! [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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>I always ask myself before I do anything, "What would Puddin´ Head do?" Excellent.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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"You think Christians are the only ones who support the war? ----------------------------------------- Yeah!" No wonder you´re always out in left field Steadman. You haven´t got a fucking clue.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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It has always seemed to me that Mark Train was much more insightful of the reality of mankind than prophets are of the reality of God.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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the bush years

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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As a majority yes, Christians are intellectually stupid enough to support war. There are however, those that don´t believe in god and are also stupid enough to support war.

Out of Level
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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I will always be in ´debt´ to Mr Twain" and too the publishers, that had the foresight that allowed his works to be uncensored. Our raft on ´Decker lake´ was called the Twain. Lou. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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No wonder you´re always out in left field Steadman. You haven´t got a fucking clue. ------------------------- Can´t help it, was born a Christian. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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"As a majority yes, Christians are intellectually stupid enough to support war. There are however, those that don´t believe in god and are also stupid enough to support war." Precisely. And only a majority because they happen to be the majority religion in the US.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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Mark Twain was born on the day Haley´s comet arrived and died on the day it next arrived, just bit of trivia...

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
>Can´t help it, was born a Christian. No one is "born a Christian", idiot.

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
Ever heard of a christian pagan? Let me introduce myself...

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
No one is "born a Christian", idiot. ---------------------------- In my last life I was Jesse James. But you see, I was born again. [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Emperor Kenton
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
Ever heard of a christian pagan? ---------------------- Ummm...Jesus? [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Pat Garrett
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

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Gotcha now sidewinder, hehe [link to www.cyberspaceorbit.com]

Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:18 AM

Re: Mark Twain was a Prophet of God, the war-God	Quote
You got it Kento,Jesus was a pagan,but don´t spread the news,all those holy rollers might hurt themselves

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