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Anonymous Coward User ID: 268293 United States 08/05/2007 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to ascend to the spiritual realm. Quoting: eScrew[link to snoedel.punt.nl] watch 10 min. vid. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 277820 United States 08/05/2007 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drink a scottle of botch and some martoonies and turn around real fast 50 times while saying: "Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who I am I are, I think. I'm not under the affluence of inchohol As many thinkle peep I am. I've just had tee many too martoonies And a scottle of botch, And the drunker I sit here, The longer I am." That oughta do it. |
WhiteCosmicWizard User ID: 99906 Australia 08/05/2007 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe there is a quick overnight way... But if you go to these caves: [link to www.dzogchenlineage.org] and seek out one of the guru's there and get them to be your mentor, you can ascend using the dzogchen meditation technique. It's a secret meditation that you will not find anywhere on the internet or in books. The only way to learn it is to go live in these caves with the masters who keep it a closely guarded secret. Apparently this is no bullshit, people who use this technique stop breathing for about a week, and then their body starts glowing white then disappears. |
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Highlander_ User ID: 254820 United States 08/05/2007 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | JET PACK... Couldn't resist... Memor Miles Militis Templar, pro quos nos pugna! Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine Tuo Da Gloriam! Dante said, ‘The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. [link to bornatemplar.blogspot.com] |
Courtney User ID: 277932 United States 08/05/2007 02:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a ticket to "The Island": I hear they have a great golf course! Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit... O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If secrets are like garbage... How do I throw them away? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loose Lips Save Ships O~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't make threats...Only promisses! O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is the Wyrding Way. O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In subspace everyone can hear you scream! |
darth marduk User ID: 277939 Croatia 08/05/2007 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: WhiteCosmicWizard yes, this looks like the quickest way!... thanks WCW! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 268293 United States 08/05/2007 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drink a scottle of botch and some martoonies and turn around real fast 50 times while saying: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 277820"Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who I am I are, I think. I'm not under the affluence of inchohol As many thinkle peep I am. I've just had tee many too martoonies And a scottle of botch, And the drunker I sit here, The longer I am." That oughta do it. LOL. cute. |
Courtney User ID: 277932 United States 08/05/2007 02:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How to get to Ascension: [link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac] Virtual Map Tour: [link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac] Wonder why they removed the this? Try this one: [link to 72.14.253.104] The Devil's Golf Course: (Guinness book of world records: "Worst golf course in the world!") [link to www.mysterra.org] Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit... O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If secrets are like garbage... How do I throw them away? [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Loose Lips Save Ships O~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't make threats...Only promisses! O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is the Wyrding Way. O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In subspace everyone can hear you scream! |
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Ace Cension User ID: 115 United States 08/05/2007 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GREAT IDEA! Don't dally another life. A good book is "Dossier on the Ascension" [link to www.amazon.com] But be warned that: "...you must know that before you pass through the gate, the false-hierarchy impostor of your ascended self lies waiting to deter you from that moment when, dressed in cap and gown, you are ready to receive that scroll on which is written your Victory–your diploma showing your preparedness to move onward in the universities of Cosmos. Blessed hearts, that one [that false hierarch] long ago elected the left-handed path and therefore did advance to levels of adeptship and black magic beyond those levels to which you may have attained [on the right-handed path of personal Christhood in past golden ages and] unto this hour; [therefore] you win by devotion, by fervor, by violet flame, by Ascended Master sponsorship. Without a doubt, it does require some degree of mastery to advance thus far and to cross over to ultimate freedom. But, beloved, the urgency of those on the left-handed path to become adepts in the alchemy of Matter has been[, in some cases,] far greater than your own [sense of urgency to become adepts on the right-handed path]. For they have no God, no sponsoring source of Light, whereas you are one with your God, who is the masterful Presence within your being." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 276512 Malaysia 08/05/2007 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You all have been conned!!! "Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles". The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!!! Only a few truly understood this ancient secret, which has been kept very closely guarded to avoid "freeloaders" (there are shortcuts / cheats like in video games ) and "contaminants" (like the bushes & che(n)rrys, etc.) who may get through using ultra-modern high tech equipment. Don't believe me?: ancient telepathic communication and remote viewing, which would take a life time to master previously could today be done by anybody using cheap hand phones and digicams, as just two examples. Think about "flying" or even entering into deep meditative states just by listening to the appropriate CDs. So, what is the true "direction" and target objective? Anybody care to guess? Think of dolphins and HAARP........ |