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You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!!! Only a few truly understood this ancient secret, which has been kept very closely guarded to avoid "freeloaders" (there are shortcuts / cheats like in video games ) and "contaminants" (like the bushes & che(n)rrys, etc.) who may get through using ultra-modern high tech equipment.

Don't believe me?: ancient telepathic communication and remote viewing, which would take a life time to master previously could today be done by anybody using cheap hand phones and digicams, as just two examples. Think about "flying" or even entering into deep meditative states just by listening to the appropriate CDs.

So, what is the true "direction" and target objective?

Anybody care to guess? Think of dolphins and HAARP........
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Above reposted as a new topic separately.
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You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276512


This could be true because Samsara is leading to Nirvana but Nirvana could also lead back to Samsara.
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Descend to where?

Are we going back to being in the ocean?
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You never want to take advice or listen do you? Ascension is not an immediate process, especially if your body is out of balance in the first place. Learn to discipline yourself (possibly through meditation) and you will gradually push your away from the physical plane. what don't you comprehend?
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mm. seeing too much stargate series and books that sells dreams and or promises unproved to be real: that´s right, we want to "ascend".

By now, not knowing a thing of what is ascending by myself, no by all the shit sold by all this media, im here and now, listening.
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[link to www.whitepowdergold.com]

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You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!!! Only a few truly understood this ancient secret, which has been kept very closely guarded to avoid "freeloaders" (there are shortcuts / cheats like in video games ) and "contaminants" (like the bushes & che(n)rrys, etc.) who may get through using ultra-modern high tech equipment.

Don't believe me?: ancient telepathic communication and remote viewing, which would take a life time to master previously could today be done by anybody using cheap hand phones and digicams, as just two examples. Think about "flying" or even entering into deep meditative states just by listening to the appropriate CDs.

So, what is the true "direction" and target objective?

Anybody care to guess? Think of dolphins and HAARP........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276512


There is no such thing as an astral plane.

Through self purification you get to a point where you break the wheel of karma and cycle of rebirth.

You move onto another plane of existence that the ancients called a different world and Jesus called the Kingdom of God.

Remote viewing does not take a lifetime to master, it takes a pure soul wth pure intention. It is only pure souls that have no spiritual aspirations, they are humble in spirit, so they are truly blessed beyond measure.

Blessed are the pure of heart for they shall see God.



Lotus
i love satan
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There is no such thing as an astral plane.

Through self purification you get to a point where you break the wheel of karma and cycle of rebirth.

You move onto another plane of existence that the ancients called a different world and Jesus called the Kingdom of God.

Remote viewing does not take a lifetime to master, it takes a pure soul. It is only pure souls that have no spiritual aspirations, they are humble in spirit, so they are truly blessed beyond measure.



Lotus
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You are too sure of yourself and obviously trapped in your own simplistic "black and white" state of mind regarding the various dimensions that exist beyond physicality. If your vibrations were powerful enough you would realize that. You are just another low-density person that is programmed to a stimulus response like many other religious zealots.

The words "Kingdom of God", "Rebirth" and "Jesus Christ" have no association whatsoever with what exists in this universe. In fact, those words don't define anything. They are merely interpretations that are translated downwards from an infinite consciousness. Its earth-bound logic that means nothing.

The fact that you believe people need to be 'truly blessed beyond measure', proves that you are discriminating against the structure of the universe itself and all the characteristics of the inhabitants on this planet. Whether someone is possessed with a negative mindset or not, they are still engineered from the creator itself.
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Descend to where?

Are we going back to being in the ocean?
 Quoting: kalamity kool


EXACTLY....

And while the DARK SIDE of our consciousness rises up and out of the water..On to the surface of the earth...
Machines and water do not mix..

We go DOWN in to the water and UNDERGROUND...
And the LIGHT SIDE of our consciousness goes to SLEEP...In the DROWNED WORLD..

If anyone watched the Animatrix...They will see that during the WAR(That still goes on today) between Machines and Humans in the past...That we threw them in to the water/sea...

This the KLIPHA of the sea NOW...And it is summoned to RISE UP AGAIN and cover the LIGHT...

AWAKENING the DARK SIDE of the consciousness..AWAKENING the past that should SLEEP..

EVIL does not die..It SLEEPS...


ATLANTIS RISING!
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hf
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get a job
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eat organic
drink flouride free water
view your poo
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if ya don't know what to do just jerkit jerkit
just jerk it

view your poo? lol
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You can look into the books by Dr. Joshua David Stone. He has written much on the topic of Ascension. See if your library has them or ask them to get them for you through Intralibrary Loan.
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You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!!! Only a few truly understood this ancient secret, which has been kept very closely guarded to avoid "freeloaders" (there are shortcuts / cheats like in video games ) and "contaminants" (like the bushes & che(n)rrys, etc.) who may get through using ultra-modern high tech equipment.

Don't believe me?: ancient telepathic communication and remote viewing, which would take a life time to master previously could today be done by anybody using cheap hand phones and digicams, as just two examples. Think about "flying" or even entering into deep meditative states just by listening to the appropriate CDs.

So, what is the true "direction" and target objective?

Anybody care to guess? Think of dolphins and HAARP........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276512



So in other words you think the Left Handed Path is the way. Well, I do not agree. The path of Light may take longer, but it is the way to go...to re-unite with our Creator.
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Thread: A Fundamental Truth ?

Check out my recent post titled: [A Fundamental truth? ]explaining above further.

Also, for those who may be interested, check out the other link below, regarding another "possible path", i.e. through "sound sublimation" method (ear ringing, as an entry point):

Thread: EAR RINGING story: Part 2 con'd.

[I won't get banned for this again, will I ?]
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the key to ascension is to stop trying...

you can't try to focus on it, u must stop focusing on this!

kind of like in the matrix... "stop trying to hit me and just hit me"

you are already there, we are all there, we are all one, all it takes is the realization of this.


you will ascend once you see that you are already ascended.
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How to get to Ascension:
[link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac]

Virtual Map Tour:
[link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac]
oops
Wonder why they removed the this? 1dunno1

Try this one:
[link to 72.14.253.104]

The Devil's Golf Course:
(Guinness book of world records: "Worst golf course in the world!")
[link to www.mysterra.org]
 Quoting: Courtney

They probably removed the tour since Ascension Island recently had hi res photos submitted to google...

[link to earth.google.com]
7°56'24.39"S 14°21'29.55"W

But in all honesty...
I would pick somewhere else to ascend.
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To 'ascend' with the Earth (or before the Earth's next evolutionary cycle approaching), it is through Death when death comes to you. Striving to be better than your best and accepting that it is natural to be born and natural to die, through death we evolve forward to higher life-physically and spiritually.

[link to thebeloveddisciple.org]
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hf
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ok.

I have never met anyone that wants the truth...they simply want the entertainment of the search...

if you want ascension.

the first thing you need is to have an experience that will give you a REASON to keep going on. That REASON will be the BENEFIT of an action. That BENEFIT will be so undeniable, so profound that you cannot deceive yourself...and then you will be on the path.

buy a book on meditation. 'The art of meditation' by Goldsmith is a good one. Read it 3 times.

Now, meditate and fast 20-40 days drinking only natural spring water (it will have minerals that will be good for your system).

after 20-40 days you will need to begin eating by drinking juices and then work into solid foods.

continue to meditate daily in the early mornings at least 2hrs a day. eliminate alcohol, tobacco and caffeine. read at least 1 hr daily from a 'real book' like 'Course in Miracles' or an eastern meditation book. Maybe one by Radha Soami Satsang Beas.



If you follow this regimen for 6 months, you will understand your path completely and you will be well on your way to ascension or better said...'reintegration'


my guess is, you won't even start.
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You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!


This could be true because Samsara is leading to Nirvana but Nirvana could also lead back to Samsara.
 Quoting: eScrew


Nirvana is certainly another control system...but IT IS A STEP back to reality if you don't get caught up in the bliss!
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[link to www.whitepowdergold.com]


The ancients believed this substance White powder gold is "astonishingly" similar to David Hudson`s ormus, with minor differences attributable to the primary PGM used to produce it. Our PGM is 24K gold.

[link to www.whitepowdergold.com]
 Quoting: Brand Nubiss nli 325484



I have had long conversations with David Hudsons original chemist. David Hudsons claims were absolutely FALSE.

above quote states 'our PGM is 24k gold'.

this is a false statement. PGM stands for Platinum Group Metals. Anyone see the problem?

Gold and PGM's in a mono-atomic form DO produce interesting results when ingested...no doubt...

The question is , do you seek golden chains to replace those you now have of IRON? ...then do it...and lose yourselves to the insane one.

The answer is NOT gold or platinum...it is in WATER.

find the answer to this and you have understood the prana.

the water of re-birth...to be born again has more implications than you might want to believe.

this water has many names.
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watch all 90 chapters of the GOLD RING game...

[link to www.premieres.com]
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I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
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Just think about it, since birth human beings have been programmed to think they have to do something to be rewarded. It's all bullshit, there is no such thing as ascension. This is why people who get their asses kicked allot as little kids are always trying to compensate inadequecy some idiot 3 year old told them they have. They grow up trying to get love and acceptance from the things they do, but what they really just need to do is give themselves a hug and quit obfuscating the situation with delusions of spiritual growth.
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I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.


Just think about it, since birth human beings have been programmed to think they have to do something to be rewarded. It's all bullshit, there is no such thing as ascension. This is why people who get their asses kicked allot as little kids are always trying to compensate inadequecy some idiot 3 year old told them they have. They grow up trying to get love and acceptance from the things they do, but what they really just need to do is give themselves a hug and quit obfuscating the situation with delusions of spiritual growth.
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those that have never left the jungle scoff at the idea of snow.

scoffers, let them to their jungle.
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Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger! You'll get there fast but unfortunately, there is no heaven!
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hf


ok.

I have never met anyone that wants the truth...they simply want the entertainment of the search...

if you want ascension.

the first thing you need is to have an experience that will give you a REASON to keep going on. That REASON will be the BENEFIT of an action. That BENEFIT will be so undeniable, so profound that you cannot deceive yourself...and then you will be on the path.

buy a book on meditation. 'The art of meditation' by Goldsmith is a good one. Read it 3 times.

Now, meditate and fast 20-40 days drinking only natural spring water (it will have minerals that will be good for your system).

after 20-40 days you will need to begin eating by drinking juices and then work into solid foods.

continue to meditate daily in the early mornings at least 2hrs a day. eliminate alcohol, tobacco and caffeine. read at least 1 hr daily from a 'real book' like 'Course in Miracles' or an eastern meditation book. Maybe one by Radha Soami Satsang Beas.



If you follow this regimen for 6 months, you will understand your path completely and you will be well on your way to ascension or better said...'reintegration'


my guess is, you won't even start.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 232837

You call that fast? LOL!

Try taking no more then 3 grams of mandrake root(causes an over production of bile. Lethal in larger quatities) which will totally flush your digestive system out and clear out some blockages as well.(plan on being close to the toilet for the next 6-8 hrs!) And now your ready for some fasting. Just burn your meditation books because one person's path is not necessarily YOUR path. Drink lots of clean water(structured water if you can find it).
[link to www.youtube.com]

Don't necessarily starve yourself. I recommend taking cell wall free Super Blue Green Algae
[link to www.simplexityhealth.com]
It has almost the identical nutritional profile as hemoglobin.

And take high doses(100mg) of CoQ10 each day.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Oh ya and don't forget a white gold supplement! Ancient egyptions used to use this stuff to ascend. Did you think those empty coffins at Abydos were for the dead? LOL! Those are isolation(sensory deprivation) tanks where one would transform in a body of light after consuming this divine mana! And if your not sure about the white gold made through an artificial process then try
[link to www.energeticnutrition.com]
This comes from a natural deposit.

Oh and it might be a good idea to have some of these handy.
[link to www.purpleplates.com]
You can "energize" your water with it or keep one of the big plates under your mattress. Lots of uses for these. <*wink>

Now as far as your choice of psychedelics I would stick with shrooms.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Its natural and a key component in our brain's evolutionary past. Just .5 to 1 gram a day we're not looking for a full blow trip session here more of a subtle wave you ride on each day. You may find yourself becoming very sensitive to small doses.

And just for laughs I HIGHLY recommend trying
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
You know what they say? "laughter heals"
A laugh in the brain looks like chaotic neural firing and happens when one has a "surprise" realization or makes a "connection" that one would normally not make. It IS a form a learning.
N2O is no more complex then water and is made of the most two common elements in the air! Just remember to breath in between hits. And don't worry about O2 deprivation if you do pass out(some people pop right out of body) you will automatically start breathing again before any damage is done. DO NOT USE A MASK. And don't be stupid like the few kids who have died trying to inhale automotive Nitrous. There are lethal additives in it.
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hf
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With every single inhale breath in love and light and feel your consciousness expanding. With every single exhale breath out all the negative thoughts and emotions you might be experiencing. That's it. Just be yourself. Forever.
And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
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