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Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Hey wait a sec. Aren't you the guy that ain't never had no job fer like 30 years?
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.


Just think about it, since birth human beings have been programmed to think they have to do something to be rewarded. It's all bullshit, there is no such thing as ascension. This is why people who get their asses kicked allot as little kids are always trying to compensate inadequecy some idiot 3 year old told them they have. They grow up trying to get love and acceptance from the things they do, but what they really just need to do is give themselves a hug and quit obfuscating the situation with delusions of spiritual growth.


those that have never left the jungle scoff at the idea of snow.

scoffers, let them to their jungle.
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I've never been to the jungle, and I've never been cold.

Don't tell me I'm in a jungle, I don't wanna be cold.
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11/14/2007 06:23 PM
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No, please stay, you are a cool guy.
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11/25/2007 01:34 AM
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
If you want to ascend you just need to keep doing those drugs... copious amounts of 'em. Try heroin, crack, or better yet, mix them together! Seriously, my invisible friend told me so...
 Quoting: Flame On 277960

I think found your invisible friend...

Apparently he followed his own advice!
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11/25/2007 01:41 AM
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
Drink a scottle of botch and some martoonies and turn around real fast 50 times while saying:

"Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who I am I are, I think.
I'm not under the affluence of inchohol
As many thinkle peep I am.
I've just had tee many too martoonies
And a scottle of botch,
And the drunker I sit here,
The longer I am."

That oughta do it.

drinks dasbier
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laugh
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LSD
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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08/27/2009 09:06 AM
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Personally, I think love has a lot to do with it. I have always been a firm believer in the idea that the only thing we will take with us from this dimension is love. You can create it with pure thought and you can give away as much of it as you wish. It is totally self replicating. Sometimes you can even see the emotion with your eyes. Many times I have seen it and said, "Now that is love!" It's awesome.
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08/28/2009 08:36 AM
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I have been going thru this process for several years now, and it does start off slow but we really dont have that much time left. It took me till recently to figure out what has been going on.

My advice would be to eliminate the negative sources around you~they are only trying to slow down your process and that isnt a problem for them. To identify the negatives (this could be people or situations) you have to just pay attention to how you feel around certain ppl or situations. Do you leave thier presence feeling drained, angry, or tired? Feeling like they are stealing your energy~then you know. They will try to sway you and they arent even aware of thier actions~this is thier nature and thier purpose for being here whether they know it or not.

Also the most important thing to ascending is to be in a state of unconditional love~all living things should be loved and respected. This doesnt mean ou have to fix things for ppl its quite the opposite of that. YOu have to step back and let ppl learn on thier own, you cannot guide anyone else where they need to go. So try not to be the "fixer" in situations that is stealing you own energy. As for ppl you feel that are your enemies you just send them love and be on your way you dont have to stick around for the drama. Once a negative feels you arent falling for thier tricks and giving them the reaction they are looking for they will move on to thier next victim. The more love you put out there the more challenges you are going to face. This is not an easy process so good luck
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I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
 Quoting: eScrew

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It is a point of view.... you are already there... you have forgotten HOW TO FOCUS and BE THERE.. as you wish.

There is no PROCESS it is about BEING THERE.

The Example is... New York City exist now.

But if you live in Michigan and CHOOSE NOT TO BE THERE... New York City is only a DREAM FOR YOU... but within your drams thousands already live there and know all about it.

But for you... it is a PLACE to ATTAIN.

If you THINK you must DO SOMETHING to ATTAIN.. then you never will because within the QUESTE is a journey....
doing what others have done before.

a Journey is not a state of BEING.... a journey is a constant living in the DREAM MIND.... of some DREAM FUTURE

BEING is NOW...

Where your thoughts are... there you are also.


I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
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Drink some Kool Aid and wait for a comet.
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I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
OP...new site just up to help you:

[link to www.cosmicascension.com]
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OP...new site just up to help you:

[link to www.cosmicascension.com]
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
balance, everything is energy in different forms (mind, body, soul, essence, matter, light, radiation etc), our consciousness is just the source experiencing its own memories.

Study sacred geometry, the answers are all in those shapes, the order out of chaos. Start with the yin yang (2D-represents duality) and the triplicity (3D-represents choice to do creative action, destructive action or nothing at all) and you will come to realize we are just trapped in perfect cycles, a dance through time experiencing every form of energy the universe has to offer, until we're ready to perhaps create a universe of our own one day in balance with the source.
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raise your frequency
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Find mountain.

To truly ascend one must receive the light of god as carved in stone.As the great hawk has been my guide.
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"hieroglyphics" "rosetta stone" its been carved in stone for you for thousands of years your time.In true light time stands still.

Seek and you will find the special light=mountain of god.Eternity=rebirth.

Unity peace freedom lightson tah.
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What are you singing in your uni-verse?

Can one person be that powerful?

Let me tell you, there is only ONE and there is only everything.
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Thread: Earth is not a planet it's a flat dimension that can be infinetly extended. Moon + Sun + Stars = portals
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
I decided to become the most famous Internet Clown. The market for this service is booming. Soon I will be rich and famous. I already created many funny jokes that people can benefit from. I bet that my jokes even saved few lifes because laughing is forcing us to live longer. I changed a life of many people who were not laughing, but started laughing becouse of my jokes. I healed myself when I wrote my jokes. I achieved great success with my jokes becouse thousands of people around the world a laughing at my jokes. I am enjoying my life and contributing usefull jokes to this world. It's good to be me!
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I decided to become the most famous Internet Clown. The market for this service is booming. Soon I will be rich and famous. I already created many funny jokes that people can benefit from. I bet that my jokes even saved few lifes because laughing is forcing us to live longer. I changed a life of many people who were not laughing, but started laughing becouse of my jokes. I healed myself when I wrote my jokes. I achieved great success with my jokes becouse thousands of people around the world a laughing at my jokes. I am enjoying my life and contributing usefull jokes to this world. It's good to be me!
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Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?

Love everything from now on beyond loss, death and pain.
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OP: Get some sexy girlfriends asap! lol
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hf
 Quoting: eScrew

The big question: What do you think Ascension is or a life after that?

What if you're dissolved back to God?
Or you just want to go to a better place without insane politicians and negative aliens?
I respect that; I also would like to go to an easy planet; I would rather spend eternity with 77 million virgins than in eternal suffering like this on Earth. I mean, why are we living after anti-human draconian laws instead of Human laws?

Good luck to your quest.
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wait till dec 21st 2012.
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Paper money is a debt obligation written by a stranger. This stranger has alot of power and it is really strange. The stranger convinced the society that these debt obligations hold great value which is very strange. Our society is very strange. Do I need debt obligations written by a stranger? If I say yes it will be very strange.

Do I need gold? Why would I need gold? What is better gold or wood? I can make a house out of wood but can I make a house out of gold? If I lived near a golden forest I would probably use gold to make a house. Untill I find a golden forest I will stick with wood. Let's return to the original question do I need gold? Can I eat gold?

Helping people is good. But how can I help people if they don't ask me for help? There are many problems in the world. Did I create them? Why should I try solving your problem and alter the natural course of events? The one who created the problem will eventually solve it. Why should I deny you the chance to solve your own problem? Do I have a problem? After writing this article I don't have any problems!
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smoke a bowl and then watch this


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