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Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2011 11:56 PM
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
smoke a bowl and then watch this


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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
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Take the express elevator straight to the church's lobby.
I've often been told I should be on the radio, so people could shut me the hell off!
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03/22/2011 12:07 AM
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If you want to induce a higher state of awareness as in religious experiences, psychotic episodes, nervous breakdowns etc...

Concentrate very intently (worry) continuously for a couple weeks.

Eat little (fast) and sleep little.

That should about do it.

PR
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03/22/2011 12:08 AM
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eat a lot of cabbage
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Ancient knowledge that
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hf 2
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[link to god.roletalk.ru]
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I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.
 Quoting: eScrew

No such trip is possible, grow up.
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
I don't believe there is a quick overnight way...

But if you go to these caves: [link to www.dzogchenlineage.org]

and seek out one of the guru's there and get them to be your mentor, you can ascend using the dzogchen meditation technique. It's a secret meditation that you will not find anywhere on the internet or in books. The only way to learn it is to go live in these caves with the masters who keep it a closely guarded secret. Apparently this is no bullshit, people who use this technique stop breathing for about a week, and then their body starts glowing white then disappears.
 Quoting: WhiteCosmicWizard

Like those who live in caves would use the internet. It's run by spammers to take money from foolish people.
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All you need to know. hf
[link to www.lightascension.com]
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Re: Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?
Your Evolution Never Stops

Your evolution can never cease, because you’ve always been meant to evolve and grow back into the realms of our omnipotent Creator.

You’ve always been meant to re-find the impressions of we souls existing in the higher realms, and you’ve always been meant to reconnect with your sacred Godspark and to understand that at your core, you are the Creator of the reality you find around you.

You’ll forever be guided onward from this point, toward understanding the realms of blissful and harmonious full consciousness. We ask you to see how bright your future truly is from this point, dear souls, as even from the very beginning when you first garnered an interest in ascension, you were assured to ascend.

We’ve always wished for those of you who are actively interested in ascension yet worry that you somehow will not make it, to know that you’re assured to ascend into the higher dimensions because of your sheer interest in ascension.

We speak in a very energetic sense; as your interest in ascension, which is bred out of your natural subconscious desire to understand our Creator in the greatest ways possible, attaches a multitude of the ascension-energies being delivered in every moment in increasing purity right toward you. You have responded to these energies quite favorably.
[link to aquariusparadigm.com]

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