Let's talk about Ascension I want to Ascend really fast! What should I do?

Take the express elevator.

I want to ascend to the spiritual realm.

[link to snoedel.punt.nl] watch 10 min. vid.

Learn to meditate and in trying times, remember to Breath

Die...

eat a lot of cabbage

Be aware that shortcuts can often get you in a bad situation. This applies to both the physical and spiritual realm.

Thanks.

Our earth is ascending and I want to take this trip as well.

DMT: Inhale deeply 3 times

Drink a scottle of botch and some martoonies and turn around real fast 50 times while saying:

"Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who I am I are, I think.
I'm not under the affluence of inchohol
As many thinkle peep I am.
I've just had tee many too martoonies
And a scottle of botch,
And the drunker I sit here,
The longer I am."

That oughta do it.

I don't believe there is a quick overnight way...

But if you go to these caves: [link to www.dzogchenlineage.org]

and seek out one of the guru's there and get them to be your mentor, you can ascend using the dzogchen meditation technique. It's a secret meditation that you will not find anywhere on the internet or in books. The only way to learn it is to go live in these caves with the masters who keep it a closely guarded secret. Apparently this is no bullshit, people who use this technique stop breathing for about a week, and then their body starts glowing white then disappears.

I would say stop watching stargate so much eh

ascension

[link to www.youtube.com]

Hold on tight!

If the Earth is ascending, then you are along for the ride.

Thanks for advice.

JET PACK... Couldn't resist...

Get a ticket to "The Island":

I hear they have a great golf course!

yes, this looks like the quickest way!...

thanks WCW!

LOL. cute.

How to get to Ascension:
[link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac]

Virtual Map Tour:
[link to www.ascension-island.gov.ac]

Wonder why they removed the this?

Try this one:
[link to 72.14.253.104]

The Devil's Golf Course:
(Guinness book of world records: "Worst golf course in the world!")
[link to www.mysterra.org]

ascend . . . ascend . . .try the stairs. Best way to get to heaven.

nice response
simple but true

maybe somewhere in tibet?

GREAT IDEA! Don't dally another life.

A good book is "Dossier on the Ascension"
[link to www.amazon.com]

But be warned that:
"...you must know that before you pass through the gate, the false-hierarchy impostor of your ascended self lies waiting to deter you from that moment when, dressed in cap and gown, you are ready to receive that scroll on which is written your Victory–your diploma showing your preparedness to move onward in the universities of Cosmos.

Blessed hearts, that one [that false hierarch] long ago elected the left-handed path and therefore did advance to levels of adeptship and black magic beyond those levels to which you may have attained [on the right-handed path of personal Christhood in past golden ages and] unto this hour; [therefore] you win by devotion, by fervor, by violet flame, by Ascended Master sponsorship.

Without a doubt, it does require some degree of mastery to advance thus far and to cross over to ultimate freedom. But, beloved, the urgency of those on the left-handed path to become adepts in the alchemy of Matter has been[, in some cases,] far greater than your own [sense of urgency to become adepts on the right-handed path]. For they have no God, no sponsoring source of Light, whereas you are one with your God, who is the masterful Presence within your being."

heal and purify the self

go to the roof. and jump down head first.

If you want to ascend you just need to keep doing those drugs... copious amounts of 'em. Try heroin, crack, or better yet, mix them together! Seriously, my invisible friend told me so...

You all have been conned!!!

"Ascension" or the raising of vibrations will only take you on a merry go round ride, "up" towards some higher planes (astral, etc.) from which one will always descend, in a never ending cycle of "recycles".

The only "permanent exit" is exactly the reverse!!! Only a few truly understood this ancient secret, which has been kept very closely guarded to avoid "freeloaders" (there are shortcuts / cheats like in video games ) and "contaminants" (like the bushes & che(n)rrys, etc.) who may get through using ultra-modern high tech equipment.

Don't believe me?: ancient telepathic communication and remote viewing, which would take a life time to master previously could today be done by anybody using cheap hand phones and digicams, as just two examples. Think about "flying" or even entering into deep meditative states just by listening to the appropriate CDs.

So, what is the true "direction" and target objective?

Anybody care to guess? Think of dolphins and HAARP........