Planet X experience

Last night I was abducted from my bed and taken aboard a spaceship. I was taken to a planet just like ours on the other side of the sun.
I was led into a large chamber were I was observed by beings with large eyes and grey bodies. One of them asked me he said " have ya got about threefitty, I needs about threefitty" I told him that I did not have threefitty and he said "come on I knows you got about threefitty". I said I`m sorry but I don`t have threefitty.
This morning I woke up and looked, all my change was gone and someone had taken my cigarettes and lighter.