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Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes

 
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Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
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Aliens: You've been on this planet long enough to know what a joke is and how desparately humanity needs to laugh (at itself). We want your best joke -- something like the following:


"So I picked up this alien chick, and she couldn't remember how to get back to her ship, so we ended up driving in crop circles all night long..."



lmao

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08/19/2007 06:18 PM
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
"What did one human say to another human?"

"I love you!" lmao

Biggest joke of the universe rofl
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
happydance


What's the difference between an honest politician and a UFO?

I don't know, I've never seen either one.


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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALIEN WITH THREE BALLS?


E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTESTICLE!
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
We prefer to play pranks on less developed species. Take Jesus for example! You folks till today believe he was "god"! That was so cool!

Oh yeah, and there was 9/11, that was a classic!
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
rolleyes

Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. "

The gas pump, of course, did not respond.

Zathar repeated the greeting and there was still no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you."

Caad began to warn his comrade, "No, you must not anger him................", but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness, Zathar turned to Caad and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous?"

Caad answered, "If there's one thing I've learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it's when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear... don't mess with him."


rolleyes
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
whats the first step on all alien recipes?





















abduct a human! rimshot

hiyoooo! alien16
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
So a Jawa Jedi and a Suboid Mentat walk into a bar. . .
i is that which i is

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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
So a Jawa Jedi and a Suboid Mentat walk into a bar. . .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 222766


hi

Ok, isn't 48 hours enough for you to remember the punch line?



Peace grouphug
If we do not live together in peace, we will die together in war.
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
How do you stop a human from drowning?



































Take your webbed, four toed foot off his head...
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Re: Aliens, please tell us some of your best jokes
"You taste like chicken"

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