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pol-pundit
User ID: 284815
8/31/2007 9:49 PM
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Craig and the Fuzz

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It could be that Craig is a queer, and I am no fan of the latest rash of hypocrite politicians, but I listened to the tapes:

How the hell can the Fuzz pin an accusation on someone because his foot touched another foot in a nearby stall?

Does this mean we all need to tie our knees together before taking a dump in the airport restroom?

Maybe Craig is as gay as a blade, and if anyone of either sex tried to solicit me I'd flush em to the floor--but I am equally disgusted with the sleazy tactics of the cops. Tell them to keep their gummy-shoes to themselves!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2298
8/31/2007 9:58 PM

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What about Craig eyeballing him through the crack in the door so that the cop could see clearly his blue eyes. I wonder what the cop was doing that was so interesting to Craig? That's not in the police report.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 291558
8/31/2007 10:01 PM

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Guilty plea says it all

pol-pundit
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8/31/2007 10:12 PM

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Guilty plea says it all

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 291558

Maybe, maybe not. The cops have put the squeeze on me over nonsensical crap, mostly dumbass traffic tickets [tail light out, etc.]. When I was young and stupid I'd get back in their faces for being, you know, grunting power-freaks.

Then their squinty eyes would light up, aha, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and other wimpy play-games.

Busted!

Now I am of course nice as pie to the dimwitted creatures from the official state zoo.

pol-pundit
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8/31/2007 10:28 PM

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This whole harassment issue, harassment of many kinds, whether some floozy hits you up for a date or some jerk call you an ugly mutha has always been handled in the land of the free face to face.

I know, believe me I know, it can get out of hand...

But on the other hand we don't want to become a tribe of mindless Borgs.

Is that what we want? Any affront must be reported to the local hall monitors, or else, don't do anything back, don't even get pissed-off back.

Civilization could become damn inhuman and thus a brand new rare form of the uncivilized.

pol-pundit
User ID: 284815 (OP)
8/31/2007 10:32 PM

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Maybe the economy will collapse, maybe the Empire will collapse. Then there would be no funds to hire the Enforcers. In some ways this could become a lot more... real.

pol-pundit
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8/31/2007 10:50 PM

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This culture id becoming more Orwellian by the day. Everybody, preachers, politicians and school-marms want to control everybody else. Everybody is spying on everybody, everyone is tattling on everybody. More stupid control laws. BORGS! From this pool we are ironically assigned to raise a tough military to go after the seasoned Afghanistan warriors. It ain't gonna work. We are screwed.

Anonymous Coward
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8/31/2007 11:04 PM

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Guilty plea says it all

Maybe, maybe not. The cops have put the squeeze on me over nonsensical crap, mostly dumbass traffic tickets [tail light out, etc.]. When I was young and stupid I'd get back in their faces for being, you know, grunting power-freaks.

Then their squinty eyes would light up, aha, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and other wimpy play-games.

Busted!

Now I am of course nice as pie to the dimwitted creatures from the official state zoo.

Quoting: pol-pundit 284815

He plead guilty, even his own party and romney believe it's true, why don't you?

pol-pundit
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8/31/2007 11:20 PM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 291575

Believe me I'm not weeping over the loss of another possibly phony raisin-brain Righty.

But busted for touching shoes? That's a dangerous trend, not to mention wimpy, and could backfire many ways.

Better go barefoot.

Anonymous Coward
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8/31/2007 11:32 PM

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so why did he plead guilty?

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pol-pundit
User ID: 284815 (OP)
8/31/2007 11:49 PM

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so why did he plead guilty?

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 186317

Larry Craig: guilty plea to a count of disorderly conduct.

According to the police report of the incident, "At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot...

Minnesota Statutes Section 609.72, Subdivision (3) says it is a crime for an individual to engage in conduct that "will tend to, alarm, anger or disturb others or provoke an assault or breach of the peace."

Good grief!

pol-pundit
User ID: 284815 (OP)
8/31/2007 11:52 PM

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meanwhile Bush and his wee fratty buddies are blasting away at everything that isn't... ...born-again.

Emperor Kenton
User ID: 239608
9/5/2007 7:54 AM

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I'd rather vote for a Chupacabra than an Idaho Republican. But... Craig Reconsiders Decision to Resign [link to ap.google.com] And he should... the bust was BS.

Anonymous Coward
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9/5/2007 8:01 AM

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First - he peeked inside the stall and looked at the cop several times and waited for the stall next to him to open up.

Then he tapped his right foot several times and the cop then responded by moving his foot over towards him.

Then he moved his foot over and touched the cop's foot.

Then he put his opposite hand (the left hand) under the stall with his palm upwards and swiped it from the front to the back several times.

When asked about the hand motion - he says he was picking up a piece of toilet paper from the floor.

How do you pick up toilet paper with your palm up and who the hell would bother picking up a piece of toilet paper from a dirty men's room floor?

He was flat out busted - He knew what he was doing and he just got caught. It happens....

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 291518
9/5/2007 8:04 AM

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Craig is wondering why his lies aren't working. They always worked before.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 93623
9/5/2007 8:06 AM

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If you would like to read the whole arrest report - not just the tidbits that the news gives out - here it is... [link to www.thesmokinggun.com]

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 239608
9/5/2007 8:14 AM

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Audio: [link to www.break.com]

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