Girls are so gay!

Have you made it out of the house yet? Don't base your judgement of all girls on your mom.

not to mention - girls have cooties

go check out your nearest strip club.
you'll be pleasantly surprised

OP WTF is your problem? God damn, I am so fucking sick of your god damn bullshit lately. Jesus fucking Christ.

Ha Ha Ha. See, girls are funny. That was hilarious.

Nope, as a female I have the option of having sex with other woman and still be considered 99.99% straight.

All-boys schools are pants, eh??

rofl

nope.

chicks are for fags.

Oh deary dear! What a sheltered life you live!

6.4 = Makeout

I love the young, Lipstick Lesbians ...

in Internet Porn. (The only place one can actually find them).

They are so exquisitely HOT!

You cannot have sex with someone of the same polarity. "Sex" means "crossing", exchange of polarities.
What you are talking about is some activity that doesn't properly deserve the name "sex".

I agree with the OP!

He's obviously using the term "gay" in a different sense of the word. Girls can be tragically gay in this way. Like watching HGTV, Lifetime and stupid reality shows, pinning crap to Pinterest all day, talking about mundane nonsense in annoying tones with their moms and their lame friends on the phone, walking back and forth twisting their hair, then they get all catty and talk shit about people they were just being all sweet to. They throw up those stupid backwards peace signs and make duck faces because they think it makes them look hot for some strange reason and post a million photographs of themselves, which they themselves took out of sheer, often unfounded vanity. They think they're the hottest things alive just because dumb drunk guys, horny immigrants and construction workers hit on them from time to time. They listen to shitty modern country, imitation indie/singer-songwriter garbage or generic new rap and R&B and drive around in a new Japanese car their dad bought for them, pretending life is so hard because they might have to work or do laundry instead of sitting around eating ice cream and watching soap operas all day. Girls love to date assholes who treat them like crap or just really dumb athletic guys with no personalities and wonder why things don't work out. This is probably because they crave drama and need this element present in their relationships because they love having crap to complain about to their mothers and annoying friends. If they actually do date a nice guy, they might be sweet for a month or two and then the claws come out, ultimately ripping the man's still-beating heart from his chest and tearing his soul to shreds as they become the embodiment of hypocrisy, making it clear that they expect way more than they themselves have to offer and never accepting responsibility for anything, because they can do no wrong. They're all about following fashion because they have no personal sense of style and need people to tell them what's "in" so they can try to fit in. They pay attention to celebrity gossip, which is something that's always made me want to vomit. Anyway, I think I've gone on long enough. To the 0.003% of women who actually aren't like this, I don't apologize. I'm a very bitter man. That being said, go fuck yourselves.

This is a projection, you project on girls your own narrow-mindedness, you see?

Woah slow down... breathe... breathe

Awww, I take it someone doesn't get enough sexy times :p That being said, go fuck yourself. You too OP

You might assume such a thing, NalloArt, but that's probably because you're mentally deficient. I just got out of a 5-year relationship and needed to vent, but that's really none of your concern. I could have gone on a long rant about how stupid men and humans in general are, but I was feeling pretty irate towards women at the time and added that last line because I thought it was funny.

So you frequent a forum site about UFOs and conspiracy theories, eh? Is your tin foil hat a bit too tight for you or do you just lack blood flow to your brain all the time?

You are the OP...

Maybe I should take him out shooting, or hunting, or fishing. Or how about I teach him how to build a house, wire it, do plumbing? Plus I can repair electronics and cook very well. Boring?

LOL Busted.

The wife had America's Next Top Model on last week and I begged her to turn it off!. Their shrill voices and vapid thoughts were just to irritating.

Pleease!, One Sarah Palin is enough abuse as it is.