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ELTON JOHN (wanker) DEMANDS closure of INTERNET

 
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ELTON JOHN (wanker) DEMANDS closure of INTERNET
POP legend Sir Elton John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN.

Never one to keep his opinions to himself, the Rocket Man has waded into cyberspace with all guns blazing.

He claims it is destroying good music, saying: “The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff.

“Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision.

“It’s just a means to an end.

“We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that’s not going to happen with people blogging on the internet.

“I mean, get out there — communicate.

“Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet.

“Let’s get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging.

“I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span.

“There’s too much technology available.

“I’m sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today.”

Multi-millionaire Elton, who turned 60 earlier this year, has admitted in the past that he is a bit behind the times. The Grammy award-winner was once quoted as saying: “I am the biggest technophobe of all time.

“I don’t have a mobile phone or an iPod or anything.

“I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano.”

Sales of Elton’s last album The Captain & The Kid were disappointing — it barely shifted 100,000 copies. And in the past Sir Elt has opposed illegal downloading of his music from the net.

But the flamboyant singer has embraced the web in other ways.

The 60th birthday concert Sir Elton played to a 20,000-strong crowd at New York’s Madison Square Garden was streamed live over the internet.

The singer also announced earlier this year that his entire back catalogue of albums would be made available for digital download.

[link to www.thesun.co.uk]
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09/06/2007 02:07 PM
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He's an arsehole who hasn't made a decent record in his life.
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09/06/2007 02:17 PM
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he didn't sell much. could it be the fact that
1/ he is so crap
2/ he is so old
3/ all he thinks about is getting ass fucked by the Russian
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he didn't sell much. could it be the fact that
1/ he is so crap
2/ he is so old
3/ all he thinks about is getting ass fucked by the Russian
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Be fair. He was, and is, a huge star who has sold a LOT of musical product.

That said, he also is a disgusting, old gay dwarf who farts all the time and has to wear Depends, due to his totally destroyed asshole.

damnedscream
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09/06/2007 02:21 PM
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He's an arsehole who hasn't made a decent record in his life.
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Link to your awesome music???
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09/06/2007 02:25 PM
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Elton "has-been-and-gone" John is clearly jealous of the likes of Lilly Allen and Kate Nash ... not everybody's cup of tea but their stuff sells reasonably well.

Is he living on the same planet? At least the Internet has given aspiring "musicians" a forum which would otherwise be denied.

What Elitist mumbo jumbo

Besides he's probably in a bit of snit because he hasn't actually Created ANYTHING good lately. Ironic talking about artistic vision when clearly his had fled.
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I think he should just forget about it and throw another party.
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Ah! Who cares what he thinks. Arsehole.
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09/06/2007 02:34 PM
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Who the fuck does he think he is
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POP legend Sir Elton John wants the internet CLOSED DOWN.

Never one to keep his opinions to himself, the Rocket Man has waded into cyberspace with all guns blazing.

He claims it is destroying good music, saying: “The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff.

“Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision.

“It’s just a means to an end.

“We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that’s not going to happen with people blogging on the internet.

“I mean, get out there — communicate.

“Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet.

“Let’s get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging.

“I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span.

“There’s too much technology available.

“I’m sure, as far as music goes, it would be much more interesting than it is today.”

Multi-millionaire Elton, who turned 60 earlier this year, has admitted in the past that he is a bit behind the times. The Grammy award-winner was once quoted as saying: “I am the biggest technophobe of all time.

“I don’t have a mobile phone or an iPod or anything.

“I am such a Luddite when it comes to making music. All I can do is write at the piano.”

Sales of Elton’s last album The Captain & The Kid were disappointing — it barely shifted 100,000 copies. And in the past Sir Elt has opposed illegal downloading of his music from the net.

But the flamboyant singer has embraced the web in other ways.

The 60th birthday concert Sir Elton played to a 20,000-strong crowd at New York’s Madison Square Garden was streamed live over the internet.

The singer also announced earlier this year that his entire back catalogue of albums would be made available for digital download.

[link to www.thesun.co.uk]
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isnt it allways just a means to and end (and dont pretend its not)

and, dont people communicate more now than ever in history?

whats this elton guy talking about?
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“Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet.

“Let’s get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging.
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yeh what a great idea, let all make it so we have to pay to hear again and lets ensure major industry takes more out of the system we have nade.
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This is pretty old 'news' is it not?
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09/06/2007 02:42 PM
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he is an elite puppet
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09/06/2007 02:43 PM
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Elton John has become quite the idiot in his old age.
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nothing more disgusting than an old fag with a busted sphincter
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09/06/2007 02:46 PM
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Did you know that he never actually had a NO 1 single as a solo artist in UK?
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meanwhile in england lotion5

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If it weren't for the queer he wouldn't have a career.
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If it weren't for the queer he wouldn't have a career.
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hesright
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09/30/2013 08:58 AM
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so in other words the rothschilds have asked Elton to release this statement to gauge public opinion on the matter

cool story elton
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09/30/2013 08:59 AM
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youreafag
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so in other words the rothschilds have asked Elton to release this statement to gauge public opinion on the matter

cool story elton
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youreafag

no i not fagrothpuke

i ac yousuck fagshill
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$20 says he uses this evil internet to look at gay porn.
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can I buy a Canadian and English poster a bagel or thirty three? or how about 33 meat balls?
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I demand the closure of his smelly rectum.
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Did he shoved a giant cock enema up his ass before telling all these bullshit?
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09/30/2013 09:11 AM
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To play devils advocate here, the internet has brought its share of bad as well. A technical sabbatical is good for all of us once in awhile. Experience life and deplug.
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cool story elton
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Sir
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The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire is an order of chivalry established on 4 June 1917 by King George V.[1][2] The Order is composed of five classes in civil and military divisions.

In descending order of seniority, these are:

Knight Grand Cross or Dame Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (GBE)[a]

Knight Commander or Dame Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (KBE or DBE)

Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (CBE)

The Order's motto is For God and the Empire.


Sir Elton Hercules John CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight on 25 March 1947)

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Re: ELTON JOHN (wanker) DEMANDS closure of INTERNET
He's an arsehole who hasn't made a decent record in his life.
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Link to your awesome music???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 270803


So someone can only have an opinion on something if they do it themselves? I sure hope you're limiting your own opinions the same way you limit others. Wouldn't want to make yourself a hypocrite now, would you?
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Closure Tards!
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Oh elton, fuck off you wig wearing fudge packer