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For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!

 
Regular guy (again)
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09/07/2007 04:40 AM
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For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
I use to go for up to 2 weeks without a bowel movement and when I did go, my stools were small and stringy. It got to the point that I thought I must have had bowel cancer or something. Then, for some strange reason something told me to buy a container of Metamucil. I brought it home and started using it right away. Within 2 days I was back to being regular again - I honestly don't remember a time when I was regular, it must be like 20 years at least. Something else I noticed was that my stools were bulky like when I was a kid.

Metamucil is not harmful at all. It's made out of the husk of psyllium, which is indigestible...that's a good thing. The medicinal part of the Psyllium plant is the ripe seed, the husk of which is a plentiful source of natural fiber. It's the cheapest body cleanse that money can buy. Many believe (and I'm one of them) that it also flushes out toxins from the body.

Here are a list of other symptoms that Metamucil
can be used for:

Soluble fibers such as Psyllium help lower harmful cholesterol levels in the blood. Fiber can also moderate the surge in blood sugar that follows a meal.

Psyllium fiber is the active ingredient in such common over-the-counter laxatives as Metamucil and Perdiem.
For diarrhea, Psyllium soaks up many times its weight in water, thereby making the stool firmer and slower to pass. For constipation, Psyllium speeds passage by adding more water, softening the hard stool, and producing more bulk.

Has been used for weight loss. The longer food is in your pipes the longer it has to be absorbed as fat into the bloodstream. It also gives you that full feeling so you're not as hungry and tend not to over eat as much.

I hope this information helps someone who may need it. I wish I had started taking it 20 years ago! I've only been using it for a few weeks and I feel like a new man. The only negative thing I could find on Metamucil when I was doing the research was that when you stop taking it, your constipation returns. But why would anyone stop taking it?!?

I'm hooked for life!



shit happydance
Billy Joel

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09/07/2007 04:53 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
You would go two weeks without shitting? That has to be impossible. You'd be seriously plugged up. The longest I've gone is 5 days I think, and I was dealing with serious constipation problems at the time.
Billy Joel

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Oh and BTW, nospam
op (OP)
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09/07/2007 05:08 AM
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You would go two weeks without shitting? That has to be impossible. You'd be seriously plugged up. The longest I've gone is 5 days I think, and I was dealing with serious constipation problems at the time.
 Quoting: Billy Joel



Yep, 2 weeks. Uunbelievable I know... but true!

And the "spam" comment: Dude, I'm just sharing Info. that may help others like it has helped me.

Let's be mature about this subject, ok?
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09/07/2007 05:21 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Shouldn't that read:
'For those who don't give a shit'
op (OP)
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09/07/2007 05:25 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Shouldn't that read:
'For those who don't give a shit'
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Yeah, that's funnier.
Billy Joel

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09/07/2007 05:29 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
You would go two weeks without shitting? That has to be impossible. You'd be seriously plugged up. The longest I've gone is 5 days I think, and I was dealing with serious constipation problems at the time.



Yep, 2 weeks. Uunbelievable I know... but true!

And the "spam" comment: Dude, I'm just sharing Info. that may help others like it has helped me.

Let's be mature about this subject, ok?
 Quoting: op 158854


Okay then, well, it just seemed very advert-like to me. I personally am a firm believer in bowel regularity. Shit, who ain't?
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09/07/2007 05:32 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Try "Fibrezon" by Amazon Herb Co. That will do the same thing, plus stimulate the bowel muscles. It's like using a scrub brush for the intestines too. All natural, no chemicals.
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09/07/2007 05:39 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
You would go two weeks without shitting? That has to be impossible. You'd be seriously plugged up. The longest I've gone is 5 days I think, and I was dealing with serious constipation problems at the time.



Yep, 2 weeks. Uunbelievable I know... but true!

And the "spam" comment: Dude, I'm just sharing Info. that may help others like it has helped me.

Let's be mature about this subject, ok?


Okay then, well, it just seemed very advert-like to me. I personally am a firm believer in bowel regularity. Shit, who ain't?
 Quoting: Billy Joel



It's all good. I'm just "paying it forward".

""firm" believer in bowel regularity" Funny!

cheers
Chef Ramen Noodle

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09/07/2007 05:42 AM
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Geezuz, two weeks without a BM? Are you sure you didn't have a 3 meter tapeworm curled up in your colon?

Glad to hear you solved your problem though.
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09/07/2007 05:43 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Try "Fibrezon" by Amazon Herb Co. That will do the same thing, plus stimulate the bowel muscles. It's like using a scrub brush for the intestines too. All natural, no chemicals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 264251



I believe you.
But can I get a large container of it for $10?

I don't have an unlimited amount of money to spend on this shit. :-)
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09/07/2007 05:53 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
OP needs a proper diet
op (OP)
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09/07/2007 06:03 AM
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OP needs a proper diet
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Don't start with that crap, alright!


Lots a people don't eat "proper diets".
op (OP)
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09/07/2007 06:05 AM
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Geezuz, two weeks without a BM? Are you sure you didn't have a 3 meter tapeworm curled up in your colon?

Glad to hear you solved your problem though.
 Quoting: Chef Ramen Noodle



I have a very slow metabolism I guess.
I'm thin though.

Go figure.
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09/07/2007 06:07 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Seriously Op is right, and it also gets rid of hemorrhoids!
op (OP)
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09/07/2007 08:46 AM
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bump 4 better health
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09/07/2007 10:00 AM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Taking Probiotics (friendly bacteria) like acidopholus helps as well!!

Dannon has come out with this new yogurt, called Activa, which has a particular strain of probiotic, that they changed the name somewhat for marketing purposes - "Bifodus regularus" - which makes one "regular"!!

Some people swear that it is the best thing ever and some seem to have problems with it!! So I would read some of the comments on this Site to understand that:


[link to www.bifidusdigestivum.com]
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In the 1980s, Russian research focused on discovering a product to treat the immune depression following the Chernobyl accident.

The research also addressed the anthrax poisoning that occurred due to the destruction of a nearby biological warfare laboratory. The team quickly concluded vaccines and antibiotics would not be effective.

Their research efforts focused on finding a product to "activate, enhance, and to quickly boost" natural immune system activity. More than 600 different products were examined,

After confirming the potency of their newly discovered lactobacillus, identified as a lactobacillus bulgaricus, the Russian microbiologists and immunologists successfully digested (lysed) the cell to produce "cell wall fragments."

Briefly, the clinical benefits of the lactobacillus cell wall fragments were studied in the State Cancer Hospital in St. Petersburg starting in 1992.
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:bullshit1:
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10/05/2007 09:35 PM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
... actually speaking, lol, I give a gooder 3 or 4 shits a day... always have. I might suggest though, that you go down to your local health food store and get some of them PH level tester/checkers (ya just wet one with your saliva), and then get yourself back in balance.
Nrg

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10/05/2007 10:17 PM
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2 a day for me

oh, to be young again and not have to wipe
Jomama

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10/05/2007 10:29 PM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Shouldn't that read:
'For those who don't give a shit'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 294568

That's what I thought.
to herd or not to herd
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10/05/2007 10:34 PM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Maybe it should be, "CAN'T give a shit."
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10/05/2007 10:51 PM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
I use to go for up to 2 weeks without a bowel movement....

shit happydance
 Quoting: Regular guy (again) 158854


This is to ask for cancer.

As for metamucil, a daily glass of your fresh morning URINE will serve as well and will keep anyone regular.

Works like a charm and it's free.

It also helps to have a clean diet and drink lots of pure water.

Factory farmed meat is probably the filthiest and most constipating 'food' you can eat. I'll bet you're a meat-eater and don't drink much water.

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10/05/2007 10:56 PM
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
Let me tell you....when I was a kid mothers gave their constipated kids a product....and I once had a problem and remembered that....PRUNE JUICE. I drank about a half bottle and it cleaned me out.
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shitstream
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i havent gone poo in a decade... im going to walmart now!
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10/05/2007 11:22 PM
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I've heard stories about poop getting so backed up it goes into the stomach and the person throw shit up out of their mouth.
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10/06/2007 01:44 AM
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LOL poop
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Re: For those who give a shit - Metamucil really does work!
I use to go for up to 2 weeks without a bowel movement
 Quoting: Regular guy (again) 158854


Bovine excrement. Totally.





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