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The Best Quotes from Rapture In The Air (RITA)

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9/8/2007 9:21 PM
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The Best Quotes from Rapture In The Air (RITA)

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-"God can Rapture me now. I can join Jesus in the clouds satisfied, now that OU has beaten Miami 51-13."

-"SEE YOU ALL IN THE AIR REAL SOON!"

-"Just wondering...will what we wear be left behind, like a bunch of our clothes on the ground? plus shoes, necklace, watch, undergarments...??? Or will what we wear just 'melt' away when we are changed into our new bodies while flying up in the sky to meet Jesus?"

-"If our prayers are answered, OUR dogs and cats will be accompanying us to Heaven!"

-"God cares about a sparrow falling to the ground, so I think he'll take care of our animals."

-(Description of those left behind)"There are only good, God filled people in Heaven. If you are not good and God filled, that’s why you are still here."

*****On the tribulation period*****
-"You’re not going to be able to go out shopping casually like you are now."

-"God’s wrath will be poured out on the world during that time. It will be His last-ditch effort to get people’s attention so they’ll turn to Him; unfortunately, the majority of the people will refuse to listen, and will die and go to Hell as a result."

*****Left behind letter excerps*****
-"By the time you read this letter, millions of people will have disappeared from the earth--including me!"

-"(If you visit the area cemeteries, you’ll discover that many of the graves are now empty.)"

-"Not only are all adult and teenage born-again Christians gone, so are the babies and young children, both the living and the dead."

-"That's right, my soul and spirit are still firmly attached to my body, which is now made of a material that can live in both Heaven and on earth! (It's the same material that Jesus' body is made of.)"

-"Those believers in Jesus who survived the Tribulation will go into Jesus’ new Kingdom as mortal believers. They will marry, have children, and hold jobs or own their own businesses."

-(expecting the Rapture in a few days but planning for tests)"The anticipation of waiting for the single most significant event of our time in addition to me needing to study for an exam I have next week......."

-"It just seems so POINTLESS to be sitting here retouching photos when we're probably going to heaven next week."

-"I agree, and am convinced and believe all here are appointed as watchmen . . Jesus has crowns for His faithful to cast at His feet"

-"There is a Christian man that I have become extremely good friends with in the last few months, over the internet and the phone, but obviously if Jesus is coming next week nothing will really happen with that. However - I will meet Adam in person next week and we have eternity to hang out together....and plus, I am marrying a King anyhow! =) That thought popped into my head recently....that I am marrying a King. (Never mind all you guys who are marrying Him too. Heh.)"

-"I was thinking that it would be really cool if God has a certain area for all of us Watchers at the Marriage Supper of the Lamb. What do you guys think?"

-"How many more NASCAR races will there be if the Rapture does happen next week?"

-"Let's try to stick to the Bible so people don't get misled and think we're all crazies."

-"In hopes of the rapture next week, I want to leave a letter to my husband and father who I know will be left behind."

-"Let us all pray, every day, for the next month or so, that God really WILL come and get us within the next 4 weeks! Surely, with a whole forum petitioning God for this, He can't help but hear."

-"I agree Deborah. The Gentiles have alot to thank the Jews for."

-"I am not interested any thing about Hitler, he is definite in HELL now. Is that clear? I do not even want to hear about him when we talk about Jesus."

-"I think he means godlikeproductions.com And... there's nothings god-like about them."

-"To paraphrase, "if your computer offend thee, cut it off. It is better to enter life without a computer...etc". "

-"I claimed that I wanted to go to EPCOT before the rapture and 2 weeks later I am at EPCOT without any planning (or budget set aside) for it. Amazing."

-(On the wedding to Jesus)"After Jesus, it would be King David...He was so amazing, the love, passion and FAITH he Had for his God was SO AWESOME!!! I know he is pretty good looking too!!! haha"

-"Our preoccupation with the Lord and the rapture is so enjoyable."

Midnight
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9/8/2007 9:32 PM

Re: The Best Quotes from Rapture In The Air (RITA)

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LOL! Who would have dreamed that a young teenaged girl in Scotland by the name of Margaret Macdonald (1830) would have such a huge effect on theology!

I cannot believe in a rapture.

It is kind of funny though, all the old Rapture films with peoples clothes laying on the ground. Are they all supposed to be nakey when they see God?

Hey, is it getting hot in here to you guys? And why am I in this basket?

Miscellaneous Chees Puffs
User ID: 293286 (OP)

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9/8/2007 10:07 PM

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They have a few threads over there with some CG Images of people flying up into the air. They look rather silly if you ask me. I think the creator of the images made everyone nude, but genderless.

Anonymous Coward
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9/8/2007 10:28 PM

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The rapture is simply not Biblical.

Anonymous Coward
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9/8/2007 10:37 PM

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i visit that site and after being banned about a million times using multiple IPs, i gave up in trying to show them the error of what they were believing..i dont want to make fun of them, but my heart is sad everytime i visit there

Clubbanger
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1/17/2008 11:06 AM

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The Righteous blinded by their own righteousness.

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User ID: 272605

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1/17/2008 11:19 AM

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OP, why are you spending so much of your time mocking these people? It's a free country. If they want to believe in a rapture, fine. They're certainly not hurting anyone. Leave 'em alone and do something more constructive with your life.

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