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How to catch wild Pigs

 
Sabu
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This is the best I've seen in awhile . . .


There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked,'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.

When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly, the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America.

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms- just a little at a time.




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09/12/2007 06:34 PM
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09/12/2007 11:15 PM
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This analogy must be too close to the truth for most here.


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09/12/2007 11:21 PM
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This analogy must be too close to the truth for most here.


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I think it's worth a pin.
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09/12/2007 11:29 PM
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All is fair in love & war.
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09/12/2007 11:29 PM
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09/12/2007 11:31 PM
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I used bacon once but it didn't work.
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09/12/2007 11:31 PM
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Is that straight out of Mein Kampf?
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09/12/2007 11:31 PM
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I think it's worth a pin.'

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09/12/2007 11:36 PM
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Ok, if you think comparing humans to caged pigs is worth a pin, go for it. Who do you think grows the corn and builds the fences - aliens or jesus?
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09/12/2007 11:36 PM
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BEST I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
WELL SAID WELL SAID INDEED!!!!!!!!!



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That is an interesting story about the beginning of civilization--from hunter/gatherer to animal husbandry. It has nothing to do with the U.S. The vast majority here have been brainwashed from cradle to grave since the 1890's.
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Far more sinister than communism, our possible peril will be lost to a thing which has no name. This thing has gained in power and is on the threshold of taking over the entire globe.

I laugh at those who believe only America is threatened. We are all pawns to this thing. It has given us porn, peodophilia, shallow living, lab created food, violence, and drugged living.

No matter. We are not pigs. Humanity will defeat this thing because we are divine creation, destined to evolve.
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i was hoping this thread was an actual explanation on the best method to catch wild pigs in the wild.

fuck you op!
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09/12/2007 11:41 PM
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i like corn..mmmmmm.......mmmmmm!
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Ok, if you think comparing humans to caged pigs is worth a pin, go for it. Who do you think grows the corn and builds the fences - aliens or jesus?
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Monsanto grows the corn, Halliburton builds the fences.
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i was hoping this thread was an actual explanation on the best method to catch wild pigs in the wild.

fuck you op!
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I hike around for miles with a rifle, this looks easier.
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09/12/2007 11:48 PM
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Wild pigs... tame humans. No difference.
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Sounds like the exchange student came from a fascist miltary type dictatorship, and has the typical mind set that anyone not supporting them is a communist. To make the analogy real world, remember that the anti communist forces will slaughter their opposition as they do world wide. Particularly those nasty mother, children and old people communists.
The OP hasn't recently migrated from South Africa have they because it sure sounds like the sort of propaganda put out by the old racist regime there.
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Ok, if you think comparing humans to caged pigs is worth a pin, go for it. Who do you think grows the corn and builds the fences - aliens or jesus?

Monsanto grows the corn, Halliburton builds the fences.
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These corporations have a board of directors that answers to the shareholders who are people like me. The shareholders can demand from the board that they get a key to the gate and are able go and forage for other food whenever they want. If you want to argue for corporate ethics - I'll stand with you there, but where does communism/socialism come in at all?
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Ok, if you think comparing humans to caged pigs is worth a pin, go for it. Who do you think grows the corn and builds the fences - aliens or jesus?

Monsanto grows the corn, Halliburton builds the fences.


These corporations have a board of directors that answers to the shareholders who are people like me. The shareholders can demand from the board that they get a key to the gate and are able go and forage for other food whenever they want. If you want to argue for corporate ethics - I'll stand with you there, but where does communism/socialism come in at all?
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Ask any of the presidential candidates that are pushing socialized healthcare.
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i was hoping this thread was an actual explanation on the best method to catch wild pigs in the wild.

fuck you op!

well this is a very easy way to trap the hole herd of pigs if you don't have anyone ells to help you.
how ever the native americans use to chase the prey into a box cayon and then close off the entrance. they did this with almost all of the herd animals they hunted it works well if you want the animals alive
if you want the animals dead they would chase them off a cliff
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buffalo jump!
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Ok, if you think comparing humans to caged pigs is worth a pin, go for it. Who do you think grows the corn and builds the fences - aliens or jesus?


Ask any of the presidential candidates that are pushing socialized healthcare.
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Heh.. I live in Canada - I don't have to worry about health care, except the privatized form. We don't want one health care system for the rich and one for the poor. because all too often, rich people can become poor people.

Think about this please, it might not be as eloquently written as the pig story,..

There's a house down the street in my rich area of town that has some poor kids living in a rented out condo. They're pretty dirty, they have dogs, and basically live in the dogshit. What do you know, they got tuberculosis. If the tuberculosis spreads then rich people in the area might get it too. Tuberculosis doesn't care how much money you have. We are only as healthy as our sickest (and usually poorest) members of society.

Of course this is Canada, and these poor kids get treated for free, and all of society benefits.
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sorry I spelled it wrong its canyon
not cayon
i is that which i is

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i was hoping this thread was an actual explanation on the best method to catch wild pigs in the wild.

f___ you op!
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hi Hi AC,

It is one of the best methods to catch large herds of wild pigs.
You could use various types of traps to catch one at a time but the others would become wary.

As the OP mentioned, it is also a way to catch humans.

And, yes it is a way that some women catch an unsuspecting man. lol



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YA KNOW THAT DOES SOUND LOGICAL.THANKS FOR THE IDEA.
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09/13/2007 12:47 AM
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i was hoping this thread was an actual explanation on the best method to catch wild pigs in the wild.

f___ you op!


hi Hi AC,

It is one of the best methods to catch large herds of wild pigs.
You could use various types of traps to catch one at a time but the others would become wary.

As the OP mentioned, it is also a way to catch humans.

And, yes it is a way that some women catch an unsuspecting man. lol



Peace, love, and enlightenment. grouphug

If we do not live in peace together, we die in war together!
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it takes one to know one,as the pig meltdown continues,in washington.
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amazing story, i sent it to all my friends with the government stuff taken out to see if they get it.





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