My Armpits Smell Like Pee

at least your balls don't smell like A-1 steak sauce

or your shorts like cornchips.

I...

I don't want to know. Never mind.

DETOX

I appreciate your sense of humor but I'm being serious here.

Try showering.

with water

you should take a shower, your ripe.

mine smell like skunk at the end of the day. i like to wipe my pits baking soda! lol jk

bitch, I do shower can't you read?

Yeah, not urine.

May you get a nasty case of yeast

May you get a nasty case of jock itch

Oh, come on sparky, you know I'm just razzin' you. I know you don't really shower in urine of any sort...

leave the babe alone. don't get nasty just because you smell nasty.

Had that phase a while back..the secent got into all my shirts; wouldn't come out no matter what(wash, bleach, cleaners) had to retire them and get new stuff...it's some kind of endocrine situation imo. See your Physician.

Smells like teen spirit!

I know...I'm not new. I'm razzin' you back.

Take a bath in the tub, not the toilet.

I wish I only smelled nasty. I could kill a horse with this stink. I seriously make myself sick.

ohhoho how original

.......So...you went to a doctor?...Hey, OP....so what you stink...lately I have the same situation...started about 2 months ago...I switched to an all natural deodorant made from hemp...I started to smell like I'm supposed to smell...like a sex manic!...You're just programed to think your smell is bad...everyone stinks.....If you like or love someone, then they stink good.....otherwise they just stink.....When the SHTF and people run out of perfume for their arm pits, you'll be able to smell people coming.........It's all part of the Matrix...people cover up who they really are...Some people have a serious problem because they stink real bad..That's a condition with no cure...Remember that skit on SNL Saturday night Live....where that chick would smell her own pits by shoving her hands into and under her pits?...She would kinda get off on smelling them....If you want to hide your smell I highly recommend Old Spice "Red Zone"...don't get the cheap one...this one costs about $3.49 or up...3.25 oz..(got a sample right here)...I'm going to go with the scent I was born with for awhile...You get used to it.......Hope this helped....Stinky........

I don't think my natural smell should be this strong. Plus I'm a female so I'm sure guys wouldn't be attracted to this stench
unless they were French or something.

Question:
Hi there I have had this for about 2 years now. I can`t take it any more the smell drives me crazy. My husband even will say suff to me. I have tried everything over the counter and it does not work. What is wrong with me?

Answer:
There are a number of reasons to have abnormal odors from your arm pits. Some are simply bacterial overgrowth from your apocrine sweat. Others may be due to metabolic disorders that would give a foul smell of fish and/or necrotic tissue. It would be my suggestion that you see your board certified dermatologist for a very precise diagnosis since more than one cause may be present.

I would suggest that you have your arm pits shaved at least once a week to remove any debris that may be drying on hair. Cleanse the armpits twice a day with a nonirritating cleanser or soap. Then apply Bacitracin or Polysporin ointment in a very small amount (pea size) to the very dome or top of your arm pit. If it is bacterial in origin you should soon see cessation of the odor. Some patients use after shave lotions which have alcohol in them that lower the bacterial account, but others must use the Bacitracin or Polysporin, or even Neomycin.

You may become allergic to topical antibiotics so they are an interim treatment of the precise cause of the process. Please see your board certified dermatologist since that individual will have special expertise in your question.

That's what you get for telling your best friend he stinks all the time when he doesn't.

HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AND YOU KNOW ME. STOP TELLING ME I STINK, IF YOU DON'T YOUR STINKY CURSE WILL NOT GO AWAY!

Remember the Whaleys are witches!!!

I don't know if people know this, but sweat is actually the same thing as urine.

I recommend detoxing, from the inside out, not the outside in.

Watch what you eat...pay attention and stop eating junk food...

Or so much of it. And are you taking any medication? that can change your smell.

Detox, detox, detox! Stop filling your bodies with crap...and work out...build up a good sweat every day or every other day...use your body, make it work. Detox!

You will burn calories like a crazy person and sweat out all those toxins.

You know that many people are walking cesspools and don't even know it? Do you know that when they do autopsies on people, they find six inch worms in almost everyone?

Those worms are not supposed to be there. The hardened putrifaction inside our intestines are proof that we are polluting ourslves.

We might live to 150, if we only stopped what we are doing to our bodies!

If you notice a strong smell coming from yourself, remember, detox from the inside out. Drink tons of water.

Ew I'm so scared I have worms inside me. I'm going on a strict diet. Drinking lots of water.
Yes I've been on meds for years.

Medications make you stink. <<<--that's a period there....